Tropes N to T - TV Tropes
- ️Wed Apr 30 2014
"Oh God, is Freddy coming?! He sure is! Of all the shitty things in this game, this screen is so cheesy, that it's just awesome!"
- It also has a sub-page all about the show's nausea fuel.
- "Kill all babies?!"
- Fred Fuchs.
- "One guy?! NO CONTINUES!!!?"
He's a plumber, and I don't see him wearing a tie. (cut to John wearing a tie) What the fuck?!
It's all gonna be dust anyway.
- His disappointment to learn that the Godzilla Fighting Game that he wanted never came out stateside, instead getting the lame Godzilla games he grew up with until the games for the XBox and PlayStation 2 came in:
- He says this is probably a good thing about the Famicom-only Transformers: Convoy no Nazo, as the game is truly awful.
- In the Back to the Future trilogy review, he was pissed off that Super Back to the Future Part II didn't leave Japan, and that instead America had three crappy games. Two of them distributed by
LJN no less.
- In the Star Wars video, he says that if there's only one game in a franchise that was only released in Japan, then it's either the only good one or the shittiest one of the entire lot.
- Gets a vicious one from ROB the Robot that leaves him bruised and bloody.
- Inflicts a brutal one on Bugs Bunny in the ending of "Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout". And a second one in the ending of "Mega Man Games".
- In the Game Gear Tapes episode: "I cut my thumb." No further in-universe explanation of how it happened.

- Outright inverted in his review of various Godzilla games, when he wished he was born later because the ones or the Xbox and PS2 were monumentally better than the ones on the NES, SNES, or Game Boy. It didn't help that they were the straight 1 vs 1 fighting games he'd always wanted.
- Played straight in his Independence Day review.
"PlayStation, a lot of people feel, was the last of the classic video game consoles. Personally, I think it was all over after Super Nintendo.
- In at least two reviews, he does address that elements of older games can become outdated and unenjoyable as a result:
- In "Tiger Games", he addresses this as a major flaw of Tiger handheld LCD games, saying that, unlike a primitive Atari 2600 game that's still fun to play, Tiger games were so primitive and restrictive in gameplay, and being a fad that, while it might have been decent for a time when no alternatives existed, but once handhelds like the Game Boy came along, they should have been abandoned and never revisited, even though Tiger's dated handhelds lasted well into the late '90s.
- In his Action 52 review, he says that the shooter game G-Force would have been decent if it was released as an Atari 2600 game, but for a 1991 NES game, stacked up against more advanced NES shooter classics like Life Force, as well as early Super NES shoot em ups like Gradius III, it's embarrassingly rudimentary and dated.
- Played with in the Berenstain Bears review, where it's suggested that he didn't change, but he unknowingly went to another dimension with shitty versions of games he liked as a kid.
- The Power Glove. He beat Zelda 2 without even realizing it when he turned his head away from the screen to look at the camera. In the original review for the glove, he actually had better luck landing on the carrier in Top Gun with it. He also seemed to do fairly well with it in R.C. Pro-Am.
- Much to his surprise, the U-Force. While one of ScrewAttack's prior Top 10 lists had named it as the worst videogame accessory ever made, the Nerd actually found it to work quite well in most of the games he tried it in, definitely better than the Power Glove did... except for Top Gun, where he still couldn't land the plane.
- Also the Tin-Man in the SNES "Wizard Of Oz" game, turned out that despite being unable to jump, he was the only character whose weapon could actually hit the final boss.
"I am dead fucking serious."
- From the Game Glitches episode, "All game glitches shown on this video were real." Considering what the last game in that review was like...
- In the Nintendo Power retrospective, while talking about NP's gross ads, he admitted, "One ad was so gross, I stapled the page shut. I'm actually not joking."
- In his Raid 2020 review he called something a "Poop Spattered Anus" and then he showed the instruction manual to show that's what they're called.
- In the Atari 5200 review when he plugs the console into the AC adapter, the contacts spark for a split second. He freeze-frames the video to show it.
"Woah, did you see that? That can't be good. Look, sparks. No joke."
"...or, you could just say, the game fucking sucks!"
- To Bugs Bunny.
- Played with at the end of the Zelda II video. After trying (and failing) to beat the Final Boss using the traditional controller, he faces the camera and delivers a conclusion while gesticulating with his hands. As he was wearing the Power Glove at the time, the game registers the gesticulations as attacks... which ends up winning the fight without him even noticing it.
Thresher: Take your clothes off, Jane.
Nerd: (over a still shot of Jane looking shocked) Oh, shit.
- Averted, though, in that James is an avid fan of films from the early period of cinema.
- James Rolfe himself has actually been reviewing video games since the late 80's as a child. This would eventually evolve into the AVGN character we know him as today.
"It's like you touch the top of the building, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, you touch the floor, you die, too far to the right, you die, too far to the left, you die, you die, you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!!"
- Darth Vader in the Star Wars episode turns into "a fucking. SCORPION!" Cue AVGN going insane.

AVGN: I just heard, that's all. Heh, a Dreamcast site that leads to porn? More like "Wet Dream"-cast!

- Bugs Bunny's catchphrase at the end of the Garfield episode- an extra long "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" before the "What's up, doc?".
- During the crossover Brawl with TGWTG, the Nerd is seen playing a Nintendo DS, with the music from Mario, and sound effects from Pac-Man and Sonic the Hedgehog.
- He does a JonTron-style mix-and-match console elements gag when he plays Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (a PC CD-ROM game) on a Commodore 64.
- More obvious was the review of Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu. It wasn't even one of the worst games he ever reviewed and there wasn't really much to say about it, so what did he do? Brought in Shit Pickle, who was not only the most annoying guest character on the show but the only one the Nerd never lost his patience with whatsoever.
AVGN: Who the fuck are you?
Kyle: I'm the guitar guy... *the Nerd looks utterly confused* ...I sing your theme song?... from behind the couch?
AVGN: Yeah, I got pens, and I'm not afraid to use them.
IT'S SATIRICAL Nobody throws pens. I mean yes the pen is mightier than the sword, but that's just an expression meaning that communication is more effective than brutality.
- Checkpoint Starvation: The Nerd absolutely detests this. It was his biggest complaint toward the Dick Tracy NES game.
- Exaggerated with Jurassic Park on the SNES, where there's no save feature at all!
- Damn You, Muscle Memory!: Quite a Berserk Button for him.
- Fake Difficulty: The primary source of his rage.
- Guide Dang It!: Really winds him up. Put some of this into your game and The Nerd WILL stop the review for several minutes to rip into the fact. As he points out several times, it's a justified complaint since most of the games he reviews were made back when walkthroughs and guides were not as easily available as they are today.
- Mercy Invincibility, when absent.
- Obstructive Foreground: Especially combined with enemies, powerups, or collectibles that are already small and difficult to see.
- This is how he presents Ninja Gaiden.
- Has a special disdain for the level in Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero that involves jumping from platform to platform, with the sloppy controls sometimes accidentally causing deaths, and some platforms collapsing for no damn reason.
- For the censored swear that the Nerd makes up at the end of the "Godzilla" episode, the raw footage shows James ad-libbing "scunt", a mix between ”shit”(or possibly “scat”) and "cunt".
Nerd: I'll show YOU some funny tricks!
- Done literally in one episode, in which he found out that shouting "FUCK!" into his headset during a shooting game plugged the target. Lampshaded shortly afterward.
- Then quoted word for word in Ghosts and Goblins, as a weapon against the game.
- Hong Kong 97 dropped a single F-bomb in its opening. The Nerd is genuinely surprised that a Nintendo game had "fuck" in it when even milder swears like "damn" and "hell" were far and few between.
Corpsing also ensues.
- "'I AM ERROR.' Well, maybe that's just his name? Maybe it's pronounced 'Ear-oar.'"
- In his review of Street Fighter 2010, when presented with a screen that says "Ken vs. Target", he surmises that maybe the latter has to be pronounced as Tar-jay.
- In Beavis & Butthead he comments on what kind of parents would name their kid "Butthead", and speculates that maybe they intended it to be pronounced "Buh-Theed". A little later he says to himself "I'm such a Shi-Theed".
- The Nintoaster. And yes, it works.
- Parodied in the Jurassic Park: Trespasser review. It was touched upon that Jurassic Park, at the time, had a sponsorship deal with Mercedes Benz. This explains why a random vehicle with the Mercedes Benz logo was placed in the game. Fast forward to the end of the review where The Nerd comes across a 2020 Mercedes Benz GLE 350, the "perfect vehicle to use to escape from a T-Rex".
- Rolling Rock beer is properly thanked in the credits of the Ecco the Dolphin review, given how the game drives him to drink more and more of it out of frustration and is featured prominently throughout the episode.
AVGN: There's no skill involved, you never know whether or not you're hitting a monster or the monster's hitting you. It's just as random as rolling a dice or playing the lottery, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose... (deadpan) but I guess it's better than using drugs or alcohol, because, with drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose?
- This PSA is a quote from American Movie, which is referenced in a number of AVGN reviews.
- On the 3DO Jurassic Park games:
AVGN: "Does it suck? You bet Jur ass ic sucks!"
- In the Cheetahmen episode:
"The only way to beat this game is to cheat! Guess that's why it's called Cheetahmen."
- In the Seaman episode, after referring to a rumor that the defunct domain meetseaman.com once led to a porn site:
"A Dreamcast game that sends you to porn. More like Wet Dream-cast."
- During the "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" review:
"It's NOT! FUCKING! NIGHT!"
- During the Superman 64 review:
"Look how much room! LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM! HOW CAN I BE STUCK WHEN THERE IS SO! MUCH! ROOM??!!!'''"
- From the Dark Castle episode:
- In the first Ghostbusters review, while talking about the NES game's horrible music:
"It's the only. Song. In the whole. Game."
- After dying within 3 seconds of playing Cheetahmen:
- In the "Crazy Castle" episode:
Nerd: Crazy Castle 3? CRAZY. CASTLE. 3?!
- The Nerd does this to Bugs Bunny during his review of Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout.
- He does it to his couch in the Cheetahmen review.
- In the Friday the 13th review, Jason Voorhees forces the Nerd to say nothing but good things about the game. Inevitably, this trope is the eventual result.
- His review of Batman Forever on the SNES appalled him with its bizarre and convoluted control scheme, it actually made his voice hoarse afterward:
AVGN: (gives a look of horror and confusion at the TV screen and controller) THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF! It's, like, the controls in this game are, like, somethin' you'd do for a cheat code! Not a BASIC MOVE that ya have to do, in order to play the game! Why'd they program it in such an ASININE, BALL-BRAINED, COCKAMAMIE, RIDICULOUS FASHION?! It's like, "JEEZ, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller!" BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?! Instead they have to, like, program it, like, all into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit?! It's like, "what were they thinking?!" It's, like, "Up is jump?!" Select for the grappling hook?! Select shouldn't even be part of the game! Select should be, like, for the menus or somethin'. I mean, jeez, like, were they tryin' to just ruin this game? Just flat out, just fuck it up?! Well, they did! Batman Forever, it sucked back then, and it sucks forever!
- The Dick Tracy on the NES review is equal parts disgusting and heartbreaking as the programmers simply didn't give two shits about the insane difficulty their game has. This was coming from the guy who once dressed up as the titular character for Halloween when he was but a child:
AVGN: And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance, because I KINDA LIKED the idea of finding clues, and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective. But, ONE guy?! No continues?! Like, seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues. WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKIN' CONTINUES?! WHHHYYYYY?!?! AAAAGGHHH!!!! (downs some Rolling Rock, then screams into his pillow) FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN'-FUCKIN'-FUCKIN'-FUCK! FUCKIN'-FUCK!
- In his "Bad Final Fight Games'', he mentions that all you need for a North American Sega Dreamcast console to play Japanese games is an Action Replay plug-in, but he has to rant about the fonts used on the box of the Action Replay.
The box pissed me off so much I had to research fonts. The sticker on the actual cartridge is using Bauhaus MD BT, but the logo on the box is Arial Black, and on the bottom, they use Algerian. But that's not all. When you turn this sonovabitch over, they commit the ultimate graphic design sin. They used MOTHERFUCKING COMIC-SANS! At least it's not Papyrus, or Papyrus-Sans.
- Of all games, it's Mega Man X5 that causes the Nerd to (briefly) quit the show in the Mega Man Games episode.
AVGN: Burn, motherfucker! BURN!
- Likewise, a couple of his complaints could be rebutted by this trope; but it's actually justified why he can't do this because for a lot of the games he has, he doesn't have the manual. In order to obtain a lot of his games he has to buy them second-hand; and if you buy a cartridge game second-hand nowadays, you're lucky if it comes with a manual.
- He also said that he would really like to consult the manual for Home Improvement on the SNES due to finding it difficult. The only problem is that the manual is just a single folded sheet that opens up to tell you — in true Tim Taylor fashion — that real men never read instructions.
- James has stated he would review Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, but at the time, he didn't have a PC to play it on (using a Mac). It was revealed in "AVGN Games" that James had gotten a PC, and a review of Big Rigs was eventually made.
- He also has a general rule that he only plays he owns in real life, as opposed to using emulators, though he's broken this rule at least twice - Ninja Baseball Batman, due to being an arcade game that never saw any home release, and Hong Kong '97, due to real copies of it being incredibly elusive.
- The Nerd is unable to enjoy typical Halloween festivities in 2020 because of the COVID-19 Pandemic, so he makes do with a simple review of Countdown Vampires.
- He did a review of Purr Pals in honor of his cat who had recently passed away and inspired him to not just make a video, but also finally do an episode on one of the Wii's countless, poor quality minigame games.
- Combined with "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune for the Beavis and Butthead episode, which has the normal theme replaced by a version with James imitating a metal guitar.
- Some episodes had the intro theme remixed, another one of the episodes used a cover version.
- In his "Wii Salute" video, The Nerd provided voices and characterizations to various game systems, most notably the Genesis and the Super NES. After Genesis gloated in vain about his supposedly superior hardware (even though it undermined its points by introducing all sorts of add-ons like the Sega CD and 32x), Super NES finally got fed up and delivered this:
Super NES: 32-bit, my ass! What's wrong with you?! You say CDs are the next big thing, but then you switch back to cartridges? You say you're more powerful than me, but then why do you need all these extra add-ons? What are you gonna do next? Add something else on top?
Sega Genesis: Uh, yeah. (a second 32X is added onto the first 32X)
Super NES: OK, go ahead, keep stacking shit on top. You've already needed like three power adaptors to run that colossal mess you've made. Look at you: You're a fucking disaster.
- Freddy tries to pull this on the Nerd, only to get quickly countered.
Freddy: "Woah, look at me, I'm a fucking nerd! What a piece of shit! Buffalo diarrhea fuckfarts! Y'see nerd, nobody makes you play these games but yourself, so you're your own damn nightmare. Now, but you're gonna die..."
- Heard in his "Indiana Jones" review when he compares The Last Crusade movie's plot to the video game's.
- In the Zelda II episode, when he gets surprised by the fact that people ask him to review the game, when he actually believes it's a good game.
- In the Sega CD review, while playing Night Trap:
Simms: I don't believe what I just saw.
Nerd: I know; this game sucks!
- In the same episode:
Willy Beamish: I'm so bored I can't stand it!
Nerd: I know I'm fucking bored.
- His 2010 Christmas Episode is this, along with an homage to How the Grinch Stole Christmas!.
AVGN: "We're not going to fight with our hearts, we're going to fight with our balls! Now sound off like you got a pair!"
AVGN: Yeah, I bet the game designers were smoking seven different herbs.
- Seven Deadly Sins: In addition to these seven herbs, he lists "seven horrible design flaws", under this very title, and even has a name for them as follows:
- 1. Not Being Able to Go Back — "One-Way Bullshit"
- 2. Running Too Fast — "Two-Gear Diarrhea"
- 3. Jump Control — "Jump Fuckness"
- 4. Skipping Over Water —
"Topside Aquatic Ass"
- 5. Vertical Scrolling — "Air Suspension Shit Lift"
- 6. Invisible Items — "Inviso-Bitch"
- 7. Having to Drop Down — "Free-Falling Fuckballs"
- Whenever he encounters a strange game mechanic, he uses the first Super Mario Bros. game as an example to show how ridiculous that mechanic would be (e.g. only being able to jump or run).
- He used Super Mario World, Contra, plus The Legend of Zelda and Zelda II: The Adventure of Link a couple of times as well.
- Does the game have some sort of crippling gameplay or logic flaw? Bank on him comparing it to Simon's Quest. Lampshaded in his Castlevania I review.
- His inability to land the plane "Top Gun."
- His flipping out over games produced by LJN.
- His hate for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES).
- He's also mentioned "Fred Fuchs" a few times. Becomes a Brick Joke in Life of Black Tiger when he meets the man (played by Gilbert Gottfried).
- The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe, quite possibly the most boring "game" he owns showing up as something so dull even he wouldn't play it.
- His "sturgeon face"
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- Whenever a licensed game has something that has nothing to do with the original work, saying "remember when..." followed by a description of what's happening in the game.
- He's referred to many different games as the worst he's ever played, only to change his mind when he inevitably gets introduced to an even worse one in a subsequent episode (though sometimes he doesn't directly say this, instead of saying that the game in question is even worse than the previous worst one he played). Specifically Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the NES Ghostbusters game (though he did take this one back as he felt Jekyll and Hyde was still worse in the end), Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, all of the Tiger Electronics games, Big Rigs (though he clarifies that Big Rigs qualified specifically in the area of the most obviously incomplete and half-assed game he has ever played, not in terms of how much the game pissed him off), Desert Bus, Crazy Bus, and Hong Kong 97.
- Using overwrought science and trivia-based analyses to explain games that don't make sense.
- When a nonlinear game gives the player no obvious indication of where to go or what to do, he always says, without fail: "It's one of those 'Where The Fuck Do I Go?' kind of games," occasionally following up with: "Y'know, the kind of games that make you say 'Where the fuck do I go?"
- Seeing something weird or unrealistic in the game, and demonstrating how bizarre would it look if it happened in real life.
- It's pretty much guaranteed by now that, should there be an advertisement or feature involving a video game tip hotline, the Nerd will make some kind of remark about a gamer's parents receiving a costly phone bill.
Nerd: Look at this face, yeeaaaah! Laugh it up while you can, kid! Your dad's gonna FLIP SHIT WHEN HE SEES A FIVE-HUNDRED DOLLAR FUCKING PHONE BILL!
- Taken up to 11 with his review of Hong Kong '97, upon realizing that the corpse shown in the Game Over screen is a real dead body.
Nerd: Gee, this couldn't get the Nintendo Seal of Quality? I'm so shocked that this didn't make it to the Super Nintendo!
"You gotta tell that ocean floor to go fuck itself!! I don't want your starfish and crabs!! ...Asshole."
- You'd be forgiven for googling Dr. Claw's Dump n' Pump or Full House Tournament Fighter, considering how he casually mentions these fake games during his reviews and even shows convincing (but false) cartridges and (fake) gameplay footage.
- He describes the act of purchasing and/or playing Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES) as this, telling viewers to stay away from the game no matter how tempting.

"[DuckTales for NES] stars multibillion-dollar rich fuck Scrooge McDuck on an intercontinental quest to become even richer. Now, imagine flying into someone else's country, killing them with a cane and then taking all their treasure. Well, he's Scrooge McDuck, and I guess he can do whatever the fuck he wants."
- He also notes that Scrooge is perfectly content to bail out of a speeding minecart, leaving Huey, Duey and Louie to fall into a pit and die.
- In HyperScan he has to turn the TV's sound up to hear Interstellar Wrestling League only to be blasted with the theme song to Ben 10 when he switches to that game.
- In LJN Video Art he notices that the "console" outputs white noise, and it's the only thing it has in terms of sound/music.
- In the Tiger Electronic games review, he brings up the game Tax Man, an Apple II computer game that is an exact clone of Pac-Man.
- In the first Bible Games review, he points out three of the games are carbon copies of more famous video games. The Baby Moses game in Bible Adventures is identical to Super Mario Bros. 2 in gameplay. Super 3D Noah's Ark is a copy of Wolfenstein 3-D down to using the exact same game engine as it. And Spiritual Warfare is likewise a blatant ripoff of the first Legend of Zelda game.
- In his Mega Man Games episode, there's a throwaway joke about him updating his cell phone, and we see him with a bulkier phone from the 90s. However, this gag doesn't exactly work once you remember that the Nerd was shown using a more modern cell phone briefly in his Ghostbusters Part 1 episode from 2007.
- In the Lester the Unlikely review, he hypothesizes what the sequels would be like, making the protagonist (and then even the cartridge itself) more incompetent each time.
- A subversion of this appears at the end of his NES accessories review. R.O.B. the robot shows up in the background, indicating that a review of R.O.B. will be the next video, but the Nerd says they'll save it for later. He then says that the viewer probably knows what is coming up next while putting on an Indiana Jones hat. He reviews Indiana Jones games in the following episode. Note He did finally cover R.O.B. in the 100th episode, however.
- Two of his 2006 reviews foreshadow what will happen next. At the end of his Friday the 13th review we see him about to be attacked by Freddy, whose game is next. At the end of the A Nightmare on Elm Street review he magically acquired a Power Glove, and sure enough, ends up reviewing the glove afterward.
- During his battle against the possessed Super Mario Bros. 3, he wears his Armor made of NES accessories. At the end of the battle, Super Mecha Death Christ asks him "What the fuck is that shit?", the Nerd looks at his armor "This shit?" and announces to the audience "I'll tell you all about it". The next episode was of course about NES accessories.
- His 2010 reviews have had a couple of sequel hooks. The Action 52 review ended right before The Nerd started playing Cheetahmen; guess what the next review was. And the ending to his Back to the Future review suggests he will revisit Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde next time.
- The Christmas crossover with Captain S ends with Santa Claus punishing the Nerd for being foul-mouthed by giving him the Home Alone 2 cartridge for Christmas. The AVGN's Christmas Carol 2-part episode starts with the Nerd reviewing that game.
- The episode about Superman NES games ends with the Nerd announcing that the next game is the so long-awaited Superman 64 review.
- Which he teased with a little in the following episode when he said he'll be reviewing Superman... On Commodore 64.
"But wait, this isn't what you want to see is it? Nah, you wanna see this, right?... Aw come on, you really want me to play this?!"
- The Spielberg games episode ends with the Nerd refusing to even touch the infamous Atari E.T. game, but a sign announces "To be continued...in the AVGN movie".
- In the "Nintendo Power" review, the Nerd reads a letter from a fan who hated Fester's Quest. To which the Nerd tells the audience:
Nerd: You wanna know about Fester's Quest? Next time.
- In the same episode, he also reads a letter from a fan who was disappointed that in the NES adaption of Rambo you mainly fight things like spiders and insects and not enemy soldiers (well not till later in the game anyway) like the game cover suggests, the Nerd's reaction:
Nerd: Tell me about it! We'll get to that one someday.
- Any video in multiple parts, like the four-part Castlevania review, the two-part Atari Jaguar review, the three-part CD-i video, and the two-part Christmas Wish List review.
- The "Desert Bus" episode ends with the Nerd announcing he wants to do something epic outside his house, which led into The Movie.
- Most of the Twelve Days Of Shitsmas episodes end with the Nerd grabbing the next episode's game.
- Subverted in the Charlie's Angels episode, where Charlie offers the Nerd to review the PS2 game. After having enough with the Gamecube version, he understandably smashes the CD to the ground and expresses his refusal to the audience.
- His review of Treasure Master ends up being this - he plays the game to win the contest associated with the game, and win the $10,000 prize in order to have more money to buy games with. He's able to beat the game and the prize world and calls the number... only for it to turn out that the contest ended on April 11, 1992.
- His review of Doom is bogged down by his Commodore taking too long to even load, so he ends up making a Deal with the Devil to get it started. After going through all the bad ports of the game, he beats up The Devil and winds up finding the disembodied head of John Romero behind the wall. As it turns out, not even the creator can get Doom to run on his Commodore. Cue angry chainsaw.
"'Milon's Secret Castle'. If you don't know who Milon is...well, he's the guy from 'Milon's Secret Castle'."
- And in his review of Conan for the NES:
You press DOWN to jump! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker!...that sucks cock.
- From his CrazyBus review:
Who found this gem and put it on a Sega Genesis cartridge with a case? They're shit-diggers! They dig for shit.
The Nerd: And there's a bird that lays eggs on you. What kind of bird lays eggs while it's flying? That's like a human mother running a marathon and just dropping out a baby. The other thought is that it's an egg-shaped piece of shit, but it's from a bird, so it'd usually be white, which would be the color of an egg, but instead, it's brown like shit. I don't know what I'm talking about.
- In "AVGN Games," at the beginning of the video he jokes that he has to play the computer-based games on a Commodore 64. However, midway through the episode when one of the games crashes, he takes a brief moment to admit that he's not really playing on a Commodore, but on a brand-new PC.
- With several games he's reviewed, such as Battletoads, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, and even Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, even if he does critique their flaws, the Nerd admits that the games are good, or at least nostalgic to him.
"OH MY GOD! They did it! They made a game that's not shit! I found the gold at the end of the rainbow okay maybe it's not gold maybe it's bronze or something but...they made a game...that's not shit! IT'S NOT SHIT!!!"
"'YOU'RE WINNER!' is the kind of stuff that turns horrible games into legends. It's the cherry on top of the diarrhea shake."
- And again in his Hong Kong '97 episode, where he laughs repeatedly at the game's absurd intro, particularly of the use of stolen images of Jackie Chan and Deng Xiaoping to represent the game's protagonist and antagonist, respectively.
- The spiel at the end of the second Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde review has to be his biggest example of this.
- From the Godzilla episode:
AVGN: The better way to sum this up is to recite a very famous quote from Wiliam Shakespeare: Fuck it!
- Especially prevalent in the Star Trek review, parodying the series.
AVGN: To begin with, the music and the graphics are quite good. But my senses indicated a large deposit of bullshit.
- In the Godzilla video games' review, as a rare use that Unreveals a new curse word.
- Used at the end of his crossover with Captain S, using the "Mario dies" sound effect from Super Mario Bros..
- Used in his Action 52 review when he showed what a TV version of his review would be like when he gets bleeped for saying asshole. Obviously, this was parodied:
- Used at the end of the Dragon's Lair for NES video. He walks toward his bedroom door, which shuts as he draws near. He hits the door and the "death" sound from the game plays, as he is replaced by the game's death animation.
- The Nerd lampshades this while playing Super 3D Noah's Ark and listening to some upbeat music:
"Wow, that's great. Just what you need, some really upbeat music to go along with Noah getting murdered by a bunch of fucking goats."
- In Christmas Carol Part 2, an elderly Nerd has a fatal heart attack while playing a Wii game to the tune of "Walking on Sunshine".
- This is such a big issue in Beetlejuice that he goes so far as to call it "Bad Music".
- Lloyd Kaufman co-hosts the episode about games based on Toxic Crusaders, which itself was in turn based on the film The Toxic Avenger.
- The Home Alone Games episode has Macaulay Culkin as "the pizza boy".
- The Life Of Black Tiger episode has Gilbert Gottfried as Fred Fucks.
- The Doom episode has John Romero as the Icon of Sin and his own disembodied head himself.
Nerd: Hey Pat, you NES Punk. This is the Nerd.
Pat: (confused) ...Nerd? I don't think I know any Nerd.
Nerd: The Fucking Nerd.
Pat: Oh! Oh, that Nerd! Well, why didn't you say so?

- In the Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout review.
- Taken up to 11 in his review of Predator.
- In Mega Man Games, the Nerd goes back in time to 2007. His 2007 self has just finished reviewing "Independence Day" on Playstation when he tells him to review crappy games based on The Simpsons. In 2006 he sees himself as "The Angry Nintendo Nerd" in the middle of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and tells him to change his name to "The Angry Video Game Nerd" upon being presented with a copy of Mega Man X7 on Playstation 2. In 2004 he sees himself fresh off his "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" rant, and tells him to keep on with reviewing video games he thinks are of poor quality, leading him to select "The Karate Kid".
- Subverted in the 2023 Indiana Jones review. Apparently, it's the present-day Nerd playing with the Diarrhea Dial that's responsible for various games being bad enough to be worthy of AVGN reviews (including the ones the 2008 Nerd is playing in the episode), but he kills his past self with how horrible the Dial made The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles' NES game.
- Used in some of his reviews as a Call-Back to a previous review. An example is showing footage from his Simon's Quest review in Super Pitfall or Milon's Secret Castle.
- Does this again in the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episode, throwing in scenes from the Top Gun and Dick Tracy episodes.
Nerd: No, no! Don't get honey-dicked by the moon level. This isn't Ducktales!
Nerd: "Why was it okay to number the first five [Halloween films], but not after that, like they were embarrassed they made so many?"


Nerd: Oh yeah, it's that bad.
- In the first Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde episode, this is the Nerd's initial critique:
Nerd: It's so bad, that I'm not even gonna show it to you!
- The entire gimmick of the Polybius multi-part review: The gameplay footage is never actually explicitly shown, it's all the Nerd's increasingly addicted reactions to playing it.
- The opening to the Winter Games review, which is a Mythology Gag to this
:
AVGN:"Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy- Everybody! Happy Holidays, and if you have a problem with Happy Holidays, then Happy Shut-The-Fuck-Up."
- In his "Best of Godzillathon" compilation he adds the M. Bison OF COURSE! from Street Fighter: The Movie in response to his comment about aliens always wanting to take over the world. The Nostalgia Critic tells him to knock it off after stealing his joke.
- The Nerd's suggested changes at the beginning of the Nintendo Re-revisitednote /Back to the Future trilogy review video reference the changes made to the Star Wars films (especially A New Hopenote and Return of the Jedinote ).
- In his Star Wars Games retrospective, the "Beat a Game" button is a subtle Take That! at gamers who use emulators/save states, taken to the most ridiculous conclusion: Just pressing a button to skip to the ending. For added measure, when he rants at his games that they should all consider themselves beat now that he has the button... the imperial march theme plays.
- Sega's questionable business practices are exaggerated in the Console Wars video.
Super NES: Why don't you just make a completely new system?!
Genesis: Fine, I will: Sega Neptune.
Super NES: Really. Well, aren't you coming out with the Sega Saturn?
Genesis: Yeah, we're hurrying it along.
Super NES: Then what about the Neptune?
Genesis: Uh, that? It's canceled.
Super NES: Too many systems, huh?
Super NES: Fuck you! Try making some games next time!
- In his review of AVGN-themed games, he states that many of these fan-created games were made by people with aspiring dreams of becoming video game programmers, and will go on to make games better than "a whole bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts ever could."
- In his Mega Man Games episode, the Nerd travels back to the Nightmare on Elm Street episode and tells the four cloned Nerds to change their name (this was back when he was The Angry Nintendo Nerd). One of them suggests Nostalgia Critic, which Future Nerd calls fucking stupid.
- From his Paperboy review:
"Yes, newspapers still exist, and even Nintendo still makes games, but that's debatable."
- Lloyd Kaufman makes this offhand remark during the Toxic Crusaders review:
Lloyd: By the way, speaking of toxic waste, if you ever want irritable bowel syndrome, watch The View.
AVGN: So, do you want to see more? (Beat; after a second, he shakes his head) You sick bastards.
- His look at Nintendo Power starts silently with a pile of magazines when The Nerd jumps out and screams "ASS!"
- The first CD-i episode features a scene where The Nerd shows off a stuffed Donkey Kong figure.
- His review of Milon's Secret Castle features pre-title gameplay footage of the character getting killed by lightning and The Nerd replying with "Fuck."
- Plumbers Don't Wear Ties episode features a scene from the game.
- The Zelda CD-i episodes feature animated sequences from the games (and the Nerd's reaction to them).
- The Pong consoles episode starts with him playing Pong by himself.
- The Action 52 episode starts with the Nintoaster.
- The Wayne's World episode starts with the intro from the SNES version of the game.
- At the start of the Game Boy Accessories episode, the Nerd loses in a video game and spins a fidget spinner by Flipping the Bird.
- The ending of the Winter Games review begins with a listing of safety tips for handling the cartridge. He follows through all of them, albeit substituting the contents of his hip flask for a cleaning solvent.
- This exchange from "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties":
AVGN: Why is all of this necessary? Do we really need to see their whole daily routine? Changing clothes, lifting weights, playing with cats, trying on more clothes, playing Air Guitar with a plunger? Oh, so is [John] a plumber? Well, the game's called "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties", so I guess it makes sense. He's a plumber, and I don't see him wearing a tie-
Cue shot of John wearing a tie.
AVGN: What the fuck?? You can't even trust the damn title!
- Lampshaded and deconstructed by AVGN in "Atari Porn":
AVGN: Can you imagine just sitting around, minding your own business, and all of a sudden, some naked chick breaks in and starts humping the crap out of you?
(looks expectantly at the door, but nothing happens)
AVGN: You know, that's really not fair. I get Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger and Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, but no naked chick. Fuck this shit.
- Almost anytime the Nerd is trying to achieve a hard platform jump, the platform is likely to drop, or, in the case of the Darkwing Duck game, a safe drops and crushes the player.
"I'm so mad I could take a chainsaw to a fuckin' baby's neck right now! I could kick a baby pony!"
- During the Bad Game Cover Art series, James makes use of this trope to describe the covers of Hammerin' Harry and The Ultimate Stuntman.
"This guy is crazy, he's wrestling bears, drinking gasoline, riding a bull on a highway, playing baseball with his cock."
AVGN: So why do I keep playing it? I dunno, I'm just a sucker for Dick Tracy. "A sucker for Dick"? That didn't sound good.
- In his Seaman review, he made connections between various seemingly unrelated things to claim that Sega was angling for world domination back in 1999.
- In his Beetlejuice review, he connected the Betelgeuse constellation with the game's release date.
- In his Hong Kong '97, he noted how many significant (and some insignificant) events occurred in, you guessed it, 1997, and wondered how the game could be so prescient. He ends up concluding that the game is the meaning of life. And since life perpetuates itself by the means of reproduction (which involves sexual intercourse) and food (which is digested and turned into feces), in other words, the game is fucking shit.
- At the end of the Sega 32X review, he destroys the add-on with a flaming arrow.
- At the end of the Dick Tracy review, the Nerd takes a hammer to the cart while he is drilling into it.
- At the end of the Winter Games review, the Nerd does everything the cartridge says not to do. He puts it into an oven and a freezer, pours water over it and alcohol into it, hits it with a hammer and throws it into the ground, disassembles it, and burns it in his fireplace.
- After finish playing the reproduction cart of Nintendo World Championship, the Nerd smashes the two authentic carts in a rage, calling the NWC "shit on a pedestal", leading to PatTheNESPunk to choke the Nerd. However, Pat reveals that the actual NWC carts were never harmed.
- The Nerd takes a flamethrower to an Amiga CD32 after finishing reviewing The Town With No Name.
- A Running Gag with the Guitar Guy.
- The Nerd himself also dies at the end of many episodes.
Fan: "What happened to the gyro in the Rob the Robot episode?"
- There's an understated but undeniable theme in many of the Nerd's reviews that the character sometimes regrets all of the time spent playing videogames, calling the time "wasted childhood". Sometimes it makes you wonder. Of course, he could just be talking about how he wasted his childhood playing shitty games, instead of good ones.
AVGN:"You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game over."
- Then there's the Power Glove in his eponymous review part 3 of his first Halloween special as the Nerd.
AVGN: "The only kids who own this (the Power Glove) were usually the richer ones who thought they were cool. Well, they're not cool. I'm not cool either. Look at me, you think I'm cool? I got a fucking glove on my hand. I'm trying to play a fucking game with it. I look like an idiot with a fistful of shit!" * Cue in for his pistol gesture towards his hand that comes down to his middle finger.*
- From his review of Milon's Secret Castle:
AVGN: "This is the kind of game, that you'd rent for the weekend. You'd play for about five minutes. Get stuck. And then, your whole weekend is wasted!"
- From his review of The Terminator on NES:
- During his "Karate Kid" review:
AVGN: "I hate this game, but why am I playing it? Well, that's the question everyone has asked themselves, and they all have the same reason. Because you're angry and you want to win. You want to beat the Nintendo, but the cold hard reality is, nobody cares but you!"
- When he starts playing the Ghostbusters game, after explaining how many expectations he had for that game when he was a child:
AVGN: "This is it, this Ghostbusters on Nintendo. This is my wasted childhood you're looking at..."
- From the conclusion of Simpsons episode:
AVGN: "I just wanted to point out that for a game titled Bart vs The World, there really isn't a lot of the world in the game. No shit, right? Just Egypt, China, the North Pole, and Hollywood, pretty fucking educational, right? When I was eleven years old, my whole world was videogames, just locked up in my room playing Bart vs the Space Mutants and all this crap. I wasted all my time on this shit, I want it back. It ruined my life."
- From the Nintendo Days Revisited episode:
AVGN: "Jeez, I could do something much more productive with my time. I could learn a new foreign language. I could study microbiology. I could train Siberian tigers. Instead, I'm degenerating my brain cells into 8-bit pixels!"
- His monologue in the R.O.B. episode:
AVGN: "Fucking video games. We wasted so many hours of human life with this vile crap. We failed in our existence when we were cursed with the technology to invent such horrible mind-rotting catastrophes. We were better in the fucking medieval times. I wish we were just sitting on the riverbank playing with fucking rocks!"
- Even in his Godzillathon video there's a similar theme:
James: There's nothing more sad than a grown man all alone, wailing in his sorrows, watching Godzilla's Revenge. Let alone making a video about it.
- He points out that Lester the Unlikely really doesn't work because of this trope, and it makes Steve Urkel look badass.
- The Title Montage is averted in certain videos; for example, CD-i Part 1 merely features the camera panning over the massive amount of video game memorabilia he owns.
- 10. "I think I swallowed a frog! I hope it wasn't an ancestor."
- 9. "There they are, The Three Stooges." "Yeah, Larry..." "...Curly..." "...and Moe."
- 8. "Wow, a Leg-o-Rama!" "SCHWING!"
- 7. "WHOA! It's Star Trek time, guys!"
- 6. "What if we make, like, a cosmic u-turn and end up back in Godzilla Land?"
- 5. "It's Hammer time!"
- 4. "Did you hear what he called me, Leo?!" "Yeah, an ugly lump of dung." "Well, that was an insult, Leo." "Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fuel source?"
- 3. "We're turtles, friend!" "Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleezeball!"
- 2. "Hey, you were expecting maybe, uhh, The Addams Family?"
- 1. "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"
"Frankenstein's coooool." [cue beatbox music]
- From the Atari Jaguar episode there's this line (And at the end of the credits of the episode there's the Super Cool Version of this same line, as an outtake):
AVGN: Check part 2, and we'll actually play some Jaguar games... or if you wanna be cool, you say Let's play some Jag!

- An earlier review of Die Hard showed that John McClane will happily oblige if you tell him to walk through an exterior window of the building, which just leads to a fall to his death.
AVGN: Top Gun maybe a piece of shit, but at least it has a nostalgia factor to it. It's a piece of shit I might have some affection for.
- Also in his own words, from the Superman 64 review:
AVGN: Well, I'm gonna do it just for you, 'cause I like you a lot. Now, don't take that too seriously!
- In his ROB review, after ROB reveals his plan to replace every NES game, including the bad ones, with copies of Gyromite and Stack-Up, he realizes that though he hates shitty games, he simply can't live without them...
AVGN: I won't FUCKING HAVE IT!!!