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  • ️Sun Oct 01 2017

As a Funny Moments page, all spoilers are unmarked as per wiki policy. You Have Been Warned!

  • The entirety of the "Why Luke's Green Alien Tiddy Milk Scene is Secretly Brilliant" is this by virtue of being an April Fools joke. But for a few specific examples:
    • The video starts off with a massive Take That! to the rabid side of the Star Wars fandom:
    • Him saying the scene where Holdo destroys a ship by jumping to light speed was a highlight becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you realize that was the only part of the movie he actually liked (at least, until a few years later when he found a few more things to like about it after watching The Rise of Skywalker).
    • Him mentioning the deleted scenes like Luke's reaction to Han's death, Rey developing as a character, and Finn calling out Phasma were all cut in favor of the iconic scene above.
    • Apparently, the best scene in Rogue One isn't when Darth Vader tears through rebels like tissue paper; it's when Vader makes a Pun.
    • Schaf brushes off his Take That! to the film in "Plankton and Krabs Get Steamy" by claiming it's an alt. right Russian conspiracy to destroy his public image.
    • His argument as to why the scene is brilliant essentially equates to "Blue Is Heroic and green means you're an Anti-Hero". Notably, the inclusion of "blue milk" at the dinner scene in A New Hope.
    • Yoda making Rose's head explode over their apparently conflicting ideologies. Also, calling Yoda the Green Goblin.
    • Him mentioning that Luke fighting Vader three times is symbolic.

      This is, of course, a biblical reference to the story where Peter... uh, d-done, denied Jesus three times at d-th-the place. I-I-I know that from Jesus Christ Superstar. I-I am smart.

    • This bit where he talks about Yoda's brief scene, where he's now apparently surrounded in a blue aura (thanks to being a Force Ghost).
    • The scene where Luke apparently went to go rejoin his father on Mount Olympus. Even Schaf couldn't get through that part without corpsing.
  • "Why Disney's Twist Villains Don't Work":
    • Of course, since this involves characters being Evil All Along, that means full spoilers for:
    • When discussing how twist villains work:

      A twist villain is basically any character who's introduced as a good guy at first, but later on is revealed to be evil the whole time. Examples of Pixar twist villains include Stinky Pete, Mr. Waternoose, Charles Muntz, and John Lasseter.

    • On Lotso:

      Even as a twelve-year-old kid, I went into this movie basically knowing he's the villain without anything tipping me off to that fact. (in a dopey child voice) "Is a prison escape movie. He's in change o' da prison. He's clearly gon' be evil, an' we jus' need the characters to catch up with the audience."

    • James comes to the conclusion that all the early Pixar villains are perfectly fine. Keyword: Pixar.

      Then Disney came along and said, "Hey! Let's do that! But worse!"

    • In Disney's fairness, King Candy is a decent enough villain because the twist isn't even that he's evil.

      However, the twist here isn't that he's a bad guy, it's that he's a good guy! From a different game. But he's not like a good guy in the sense that he's actually a good person, no, he's just the main protagonist of the game in his revisionist history, something something... I don't even know.

    • Him asking what kind of name King Candy is when names like Taffyta Muttonfudge (mispronounced as Muttontop) and Candlehead are already canon in Sugar Rush.
    • Technically, the first twist villain was DOR-15. "Yeah, nobody cares. See ya later, Crappy."
    • Just as he's about to say that Disney's twist villains were better than he remembered:
      • Followed by him declaring that Hans started the Disney Villain Downward Spiral.
    • This bit:
    • Calling Hans (and several other villains) "Violent Murderer Man/Lady".
    • Schaf is confused about how Hans thinks killing Elsa will end the winter.

      Hans: All that's left now is to kill Elsa and bring back summer.
      Schaf: How do you know that will bring back summer? You guys don't know anything about how her powers work. Nobody knows how her powers work! Disney doesn't know how her powers work!

    • At least in terms of a thematic standpoint, Hans at least works in the sense that "don't trust a guy you just met; he could be a violent sociopath hiding underneath those rugged sideburns." Cut to a picture of James' real face, where he has similar sideburns to Hans.
    • The scene where Hans smiles to himself now means this:

      "I can't wait to murder that girl's sister and take over the kingdom!"

    • When talking about Hans, Malo Mart plays in the background, which just sounds goofy next to someone like Hans. Toxic by Britney Spears plays during the rest of the segment for no real reason.
    • His argument as to how the plot could have gone involves Anna and Hans kissing, but the kiss doesn't work so because she's lost interest and likes Kristoff now, so they try to get her there but the Duke of Weselton tries to stop them and Hans pulls a Heroic Sacrifice (demonstrated with Hans getting plowed into horse manure by a giant snowball), or he and Elsa make out in the sequel (demonstrated via one of YouTube's infamous "kid's cartoons").
    • Schaf verbally tearing apart the Captain Obvious Reveal of Professor Callaghan as Yokai when the movie itself seemed so smug about his secret identity.
      • This would NOT be the last time Schaf would reference this movie as he would continue to use Callaghan as a reference to dumb twists in movies and other examples in the future.
    • When saying that Waternoose didn't say "lol, fuck them, I don't care" about Mike and Sulley's banishment, he has his mouth move in nonsensical lip flaps.
    • The fact that he showed more emotion to Callaghan disregarding Tadashi's death than he did for the entirety of the movie, which he considers to be So Okay, It's Average.
    • The fact that he cares so little about Bellwether that he doesn't even bother looking up her name.
    • Him mentioning that there's no scene of Bellwether smiling to herself, which secretly means:

      "I can't wait to fuckin' drug all the predators in Zootopia and create a race war."

    • When he mentions that Bellwether's villainy was an Ass Pull, it transitions to a shot of a giraffe's literal ass from the Naturalist Club scene.
    • When mentioning how Moana doesn't have a twist villain, he plays "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang while shouting "hallelujah!" Following that, he mentions how there's no established character that comes back and is suddenly evil, making an example by taking Gramma Tala's face and putting a negative filter over her.
    • There is a traditional Disney villain, and everyone's looking forward to Schaf talking about him, to which he brings up the captain of the Kakamora, clearly the most badass Disney villain ever made.

      Okay, I can't keep this up for any longer; I need to talk about Tamatoa or I'm going to explode.

    • When going over the differences between Pixar's twist villains and Disney's, "What Have We Learned" from VeggieTales plays in the background.
    • His tier list for Disney villains. In order, it's modern Disney villains, Pixar villains, super Pixar villains, classic Disney villains, super classic Disney villains and TAMATOA BAYBEEEEEEEE!!!. Thunderclap from The Good Dinosaur is put right at the bottom when discussing him later. "Okay, so now the tier list looks like this?"
    • When going over how Disney's been more consistently good than Pixar in recent years, he wonders if there was some indisputable black mark on the company that tainted them for the entire decade or something. He then calls The Good Dinosaur "the single worst Pixar movie whose existence I will actually acknowledge".
    • He notes how, outside of Thunderclap, Pixar hasn't made a bad twist villain yet. He's then interrupted by the Screenslaver.
      • The irony that he says this after he refuses to acknowledge Cars 2 when it also has a twist villain in the form of Sir Miles Axlerod, who's probably on the same level of illogical as the modern Disney villains.
    • The Screenslaver's true "identity" being a hypnotized pizza man is used as a reason as to why there's no Pizza Planet truck in the Incredibles movies.
    • When going over the goof-ups he made in his Incredibles 2 review, he drops this line regarding one particular comment:

      And I know that I'm an SJW lib-tard cuck. Thank you all so much for telling me these things.

    • To counterbalance the negative points he made about the faulty twist villains and how they didn't work, Schaf decides to mention the positive aspects of Incredibles 2, Frozen and Zootopia and how they were still enjoyable in their own ways. As for Big Hero 6, well...
    • Him saying that it's okay that Hans wasn't actually executed that well because he got possessed by the Trolls.

      I'm callin' it! They Screenslaved him!

  • "How Disney Killed Darth Maul Through Overexposure":
  • "Why Shrek the Third is a Cinematic Disaster"
    • Schaf mentioned that he was expecting Shark Tale to win as his next review instead of Shrek the Third, due to his usage of it in his YouTube Poops, gladly stating that he's an expert on the movie.

      I mean, I don't wanna brag or anything, but... Wait, I really don't wanna brag. What the hell am I saying?

    • When checking the film against his criteria for a good sequelnote , Schaf has a hard time finding anything that fits the first rule.

      Schaf: Let's see... um... Fiona has a cousin? T-That's cool. They... uh... t-they go on a ship? And it sails in the morning! And... um... there's a high school? Th-that - that's what Shrek the Third adds. [...] And, um... I guess we learn that Donkey went to high school?
      Donkey in Puss’ body: Man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
      Schaf: A-And college?! What?!

    • Every instance of calling Merlin the wrong name. Examples include Merman, Mermaid Man, Mewman, Melman and Marlin.
    • On Charming saying Shrek has a way with children after having told Arthur (Justin Timberlake's character) to go away:
    • "Can we all just collectively ignore the fact this movie came out 3 years before Tangled and just call it a Tangled rip-off? Yes? Okay, thank you."
    • When Schaf brings up the part where "the villains have everyone cornered and they're gonna kill 'em all", he uses pictures of Ripto, King K. Rool, Oscar (who's doing a T-pose), Hank Scorpio, Frollo, Ajit Pai, Robotnik in a bikini, Linnux, Yoshikage Kira, DIO, Tamatoa, Bellwether, Doctor Two-Brains, and Snotty Boy.
    • During the scene where Prince Charming botches Shrek's execution: "You should have gone for the head!"

      So Shrek wipes out half the universe, including Charming, JT, Mermaid Man, the princesses, and all the other characters we don't see in Shrek 4 (Shown as an out of context picture of Giorno who says "Drugs"). Then he goes back to his swamp with his 6 kids, three of whom died in the snap. That's what happened, just trust me, you don't have to go back and re-watch the movie, believe me, there's no point.

    • After making a joke about getting his expectations subverted, he follows up with a flat "Kill me" while a clip of Glass Joe knocking out Little Mac plays in the backgroundnote .
    • Upon hearing that the high school band is playing All-Star, he sarcastically declares that Shrek the Third is the greatest piece of Shrek media ever conceived.
    • His verdict on the scene where they botch the timing on the Immigrant Song and then immediately swap it out for Barracuda:

      This is the equivalent of Sakurai telling you that Geno will be in Super Smash Bros., but all of his moves come from Paper Mario instead of his own game! And oh, by the way, Geno's actually an Assist Trophy, not a fighter! The new fighter you're getting is Pink Gold Piranha Plant! And he's not an Echo. He's a completely new fighter.

    • When mentioning how Shrek the Third didn't have Andrew Adamson working on it due to his involvement in The Chronicles of Narnia, there's a bit where Aslan yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" before eating the White Witch.
    • The Continuity Snarl with Far Far Away Idol:

    All the other fairy tale villains that Prince Charming recruited show up — even though Captain Hook was jamming with the heroes at the end of Shrek 2. And he was in Far Far Away Idol. ...Hey, wait a minute—PRINCE CHARMING WAS IN FAR FAR AWAY IDOL! HE LOOKED HAPPY TO BE THERE WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING--

  • "Why Shark Tale is a Cinematic Disaster"
    • "Shark Tale is a 2004 North Korean computer-animated cautionary tale about the rise of totalitarian dictators produced by Dreamworks Animation and directed by Mung Daal."

      Mung Daal: Yo! Wassup diggity dawgs! I just made a mess in the old room! **Shows the Shark Tale Poster**.

    • Schaff breaking down in laughter after seeing a recycled animation of a turtle nodding. He lost it the third time.

      They just looped the same animation and hoped no one would notice.

    • His first bullet point is about how the first few minutes of Shark Tale's are riddled with Fridge Logic and Fridge Horror; mostly how one of the punny brand names is Fish King, which makes Schaff wonder if they serve fish in this world inhabited by fish... until he realizes that they do, because there is also a sushi shop shown in the opening.
    • Ranting about an Off-Model sturgeon:

      Schaff: Look at this sturgeon. What is going on with those lips? WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?

    • The entire bit about the Tuna History Month billboard. A semi-inocuous detail in the background is used to point out the massive Fridge Logic in the movie's timeframe:

      Schaff: So we see this billboard in the first two minutes of the movie, meaning the movie starts in Tuna History Month. (Why am I saying this? When did my life go so wrong?) Let's assume that it's February 1st when this movie opens up: Oscar has his day at the car wash, the next day he gambles his money away, gets tortured by jellyfish and pretends to kill a shark. So Oscar's big shark lie happens on February 2nd. Oscar becomes famous pretty rapidly, leading to his face getting plastered everywhere, a bunch of brand deals, and even a tie-in video game. Video games take a very long time to make, even terrible rushed licensed games. My point is that all of this stuff couldn't have happened overnight, even if the movie is edited to make it seem that way. But later on in the movie, when Oscar is buying flowersnote  for Angie, he swims by the same billboard which still says that it's Tuna History Month! So all of this happened in the span of a month?
      Mantis: That makes no sense.
      Schaff: But, y'know, maybe we can give this movie the benefit of the doubt and assume that an entire year has passed, and it's now Tuna History Month again. In which case, that's even worse! You expect me to believe that Oscar has been the Sharkslayer for an entire year, and he's only publicly slayed a shark one time? Would he even be relevant anymore? [...] This movie has gone off the rails, and almost everything I've talked about so far is just the first three minutes of the movie. Like, people make clickbait nitpick videos about the first three minutes derailing an entire film, but here it's actually true. I can't think of a single other movie that loses its mind this quickly, and we haven't even met the main character yet. Hoo boy, are you in for a treat.

    • "OK, so then there's these two jellyfish who are some of the most annoying characters ever? Nothing they ever say or do is funny and I regret their inclusion in my life."
  • The entirety of Capitalism Story 4 Review, where he does an impromptu review of Toy Story 4 inside the toy aisle in a Target.
    • The video opens with, of all things, a riff on Harmony tossing Gabby Gabby away:

      "Store Clerk": (noticing "Customer" holding a Princess Peach plush) Hey, I see you really like that doll there, sir, would you like to take it home?

      "Customer": ...nope! (practically spikes it into the shelf) YEET! (gleefully grabs a Piranha Plant plush)

    • Towards the beginning he picks up a Tamatoa toy, briefly insisting he can't buy it because it's $60, only for one of his friends to say it isn't. Schaff looks at the price and finds that it is actually $14.99. He proceeds to carry it around for much of the video.
    • At one point they find a Hot Wheels car shaped like Nemo. They find two more shaped like Rex and Dumbo. They joke around saying stuff like "this is what the future liberals want" and "Walt Disney has been turned into a car, that's how he's still alive".
  • His "Why Spider-Man 3 is My Favorite of the Trilogy" video, which consists of him completely sincerely defending Spider-Man 3.
    • When he talks about the weird scene of Harry and Mary Jane dancing, the editor sneaked gifs of Nick Wilde and Pink Guy dancing and put "I'm Han Solo" over it.
    • This bit:
    • In order to prove that Emo Peter is the best Spider-Man character in all of the theatrical Spider-Man movies, he made a tournament in Smash Bros with each Spider-Man character being assigned a Spirit Vessel. Peter and Emo Peter are represented by Pit and Dark Pit, respectively. He also offhandedly mentions that he picked Ludwig for Peni, because Wendy was "too hideous".
  • Why Elsa is a Terribly Written Character
    • The descriptor simply states:
    • When asked to rank every Disney Princess in Tiermaker, VillagerBoy (who was editing the video for Schaff), being who he is, ranks Nick Wilde (who is clearly not a princess) in the S-tier. Schaff puts a disclaimer on the screen stating that the tier did not reflect all of his views, and that he only considered Nick a B-tier princess.
  • Why Are Weird Musical Adaptations So Popular?
  • After uploading Why Ralph Breaks the Internet is a Cinematic Disaster, he changed his original Ralph Breaks the Internet review's title from "Ralph Breaks the Internet is Painfully Average" to "This Ralph Breaks the Internet review is old and no longer accurate".
  • His review of the live-action Mulan qualifies simply due to the sheer amount of rage he spends the video in. It's probably the angriest we've ever seen him.
  • In his review of the first Shrek movie, Schaff talks about Lord Farquaad, who he says is "brought to life by the impeccable John", before cutting off.

    Lord Farquaad : Go on.

  • His April Fools Day 2021 video where he reviews The Snyder Cut. No, not that Snyder Cut, rather the Zack Snyder Cut of Shark Tale.
    • For bonus points, the apparent Snyder Cut of Shark Tale he's describing is the same one from his "Doug Walker's Glowing Review of Shark Tale" YTP, implying that the Doug Walker in that video saw the movie FOUR years before it came out.
    • The Snyder Cut now has a Just for Fun trope page called Shark Tale (2022).
  • Why Star Wars: The Clone Wars is a Cinematic Disaster
    • The poor animation on Captain Rex's face is compared to the seal from Shark Tale.
  • Dear Evan Hansen is the Worst Movie Musical I've Ever Seen features Schaff at perhaps the most furious he's ever been since the aforementioned Mulan review, and it is glorious. Even his sponsor segment is furious; he transitions into his pitch for Surfshark VPN by saying "I hope Evan Hansen goes surfing and gets eaten by a shark."
    • For fans of Ace Attorney, the edit that places Evan Hansen's face over Matt Engarde during his trial.
  • Marvel's What If? - Review + Episode Ranking has Schaff ask "Why is Gamora?" in regards to why she was in Episode 9 if her episode was delayed to Season 2.
  • Why Meet the Robinsons is an Underrated Gem
    • When Schaff goes over the Bowler Hat Guy's introduction, he claims this is where he says the most beautiful line in the entire movie. The line in question?

      Bowler Hat Guy: Come.

      Schaff: Masterpiece. I think about that quote and tear up on a daily basis. Thank you for that, beautiful man.

  • Ok fine, I'll talk about Arcane
    • Schaff, after being pressured to review Arcane, finally reviews it...on April Fools' Day. He properly reviews the show for about a few minutes before a voiced Jinx mentions building an interdimensional portal. About a minute later, we get Emperor Palpatine showing up out of nowhere, who then takes Jinx on as his apprentice instead of Vader. Cue them going to Ice Age and massacring everyone except Sid and Scrat, the former of which meeting a cloned General Grievous who, after a few wacky hijinks and discovering The Power of Friendship, end up working at an Arby's on Tatooine to buy Grievous some Pizza Rolls, Meanwhile, Jinx is stuck with a Clone Trooper version of Cody, and she's eventually led to Jabba the Hutt's palace and slaughters everyone there, effectively becoming the new crime lord. Also, Scrat is engaged in his usual acorn hijinks...while Suddenly Voiced by Carl soundbytes from 15.ai.

      Schaffrillas: In the end, it was just a backdoor pilot for a show all about General Grievous and Sid the Sloth, working Arby's and going on wacky misadventures. How the f*chirp* did it get to this point? W-Wha...l-like, what the fu—like, where did tha—where did this come from? Like, what?

  • Why Kung Fu Panda is an Unexpected Masterpiece
  • C.I.Ape - The Most Epic Movie of All Time. Nearly 28 minutes of Schaff ironically praising a film of lesser quality and it's glorious.
  • "I Watched 32 Anime in Just One Year":
    • James’ reason for wanting to watch anime was because he wanted to spend more time with a girl he had a crush on by watching some of her favourite shows.

      Schaffrillas: Yes, I dead-ass was just like that f*chirp*ing kid from The Lorax, except instead of the Once-ler telling me about trees, he was showing me Fullmetal Alchemist... that’s kind of badass, actually.

    • James's review of Neon Genesis Evangelion, in its entirety, is "Evangelion is a show with a funny penguin in it."
  • The movie where they go BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU
  • Why Bojack Horseman is the Best Thing That Ever Happened (Retrospective)
    • The “Yummo” cut of the analysis series, which includes discussion of the Christmas Special and theme song, also has any mention of Vance Waggoner dubbed over with Schaff yelling Yummo Wickersham, no matter how out-of-place it is, including when William talks.
    • When an image of Schaff writing the script was posted on his Discord, people didn't notice it was a BoJack Video not because of the Doc's title being "BoJack Video," but because of Felicity Huffman being in the script.
  • So is Disney Just Never Gonna Have a Real Villain Again?
    • While Schaff goes over every Pixar movie without a twist villain since Incredibles 2, he gets to how Lightyear handled its villain, specifically making Emperor Zurg turn out to be an older version of Buzz.
  • In his review of What's Up? Balloon to the Rescue! he mentions that in his previous video (an analysis of Whisper of the Heart), he gave a message to content creators, saying that "the world will be a better place with your story in it". In this video, he amends that statement to add "unless you made What's Up? Balloon to the Rescue!, in which case, (dolphin chirp) you, you dumb piece of shit!"
  • "Which Smash Bros characters have canonically eaten Pizza?"
    • Just the concept of the video alone is worth a few chuckles. And Schaff took it very seriously, even doing a ton of research for it.
    • Link gets his own tier above merely having eaten pizza, "CEO of Pizza". Pizza only exists in the Zelda universe because Link personally helped rediscover cheese, one of it main ingredients, and then proceeded to invent pizza from first principles by cooking one without a pre-existing recipe.
    • When trying to find evidence of Pikachu ordering the Rowlet Pizza in Pokémon Café Mix, Schaff admitted that he put over three weeks of effort into the game before realizing he could have just asked Reddit.
    • Schaff almost having a panic attack when he realizes that pizza isn't one of the foods Kirby can consume in Gourmet Race, only to just as quickly calm down upon realizing that it's in Kirby's Return to Dream Land.
    • Schaff admitting that he was pretty much finished scripting Pit's section, planning to place him in the "knows what pizza is, but hasn't eaten it" section and only then remembered a conversation from Kid Icarus: Uprising where he and Palutena talk about ordering pizza.
    • Much like with Kirby, Schaff gets rather unhinged as he struggles to find evidence that Sonic has eaten pizza (it's one of the consumable items in Sonic Unleashed).
    • When talking about Ridley, Schaff assumes that, after murdering Samus' parents, he probably didn't just go to Little Caesar's to get pizza. For extra dark points, Ridley canonically ate said parents after killing them, so he was already full anyway.
  • "Why Megamind 2 is a Cinematic Disaster":
    • This is perhaps the most angry James has ever been watching and analyzing a movie/show ever. The complete derailment of the original characters, continuity errors, poor animation, predictable kids jokes, and the existence of Keiko (aka "Stupid Kid") was evidently way too much for him.
    • About Minion renaming himself Chum due to a cease-and-desist order from the fast food chain "Mr. Minion's Meatsicles", Schaff admits that while he doesn't mind the name, he's not happy about the fact that the reason boils down to a trademark joke. As such, he declares that he will continue to call the character Minion, and this will be the only time it's acceptable to deadname someone.
    • Schaff slowly losing his mind over the fact that the entire plot can be resolved by having Megamind simply shoot the Doom Syndicate with his Dehydration Gun.

      Schafrillas: Shoot them with THE F(dolphin chirp)KING DEHYDRATION GUN, (a clip of SammyClassicSonicFan's infamous rant is shown) IT IS THE EASIEST SOLUTION IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!! (a clip of Saul Goodman smashing a phone is shown) WHAT THE F(dolphin chirp)K IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?

    • The Running Gag of Schaff naming movies he's panned in the past that are better than this movie.

      Schaffrillas: It's crazy how Cars 2 is better than this movie.

      Schaffrillas: It's crazy how Dear Evan Hansen is better than this movie.

    • When the movie shows a billboard for Mr. Minion's Meatsicles (which again is the in-universe reason for Minion's rename), Schaff points out that the chef mascot looks nothing like what someone would call a "minion" and just a generic chef, and says that Shark Tale isn't the DreamWorks movie with the laziest billboards anymore, as a callback to the "Tuna History Month" billboard featured in that film.
    • After the scene where Megamind saves Keiko from being crushed and she says she just got saved from becoming a "human vegan pancake", Schaff gets very confused on what the joke is supposed to be, speculating that it implies Keiko is a plant creature and shows a picture of her face on a flower.
    • His constant anger to the movie and the show making a lot of references to internet memes and jokes even though they were already dated by 2024 with the Chocolate Rain reference (a meme that dates to at least 2007) being the breaking point.note 
    • Special mention to his reaction to the casual use of a meme quote as Megamind's "excuse" for imprisoning the Doom Syndicate.
    • James loses his mind again with the film's over-reliance of the Subverted Trope joke, with the bit where Minion gets caught by the defense system of Megamind's lair even though Megamind just said "If I know Minion, he's carefully slipped through the lair's defenses system by now" being the nadir of this joke. However, this time he begins to talk in a high-pitched voice with a pseudo-chipper attitude, almost sounding like Mickey Mouse towards the end, proclaiming it's the funniest thing ever. The audio is even paired with the iconic scene of Walter White laughing in the crawl space like a madman. This is indeed the moment James Phyrillas died and Schaffrillas was born.note 

      Schaffrillas: THAT'S SO FUNNY! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! OH MY GOD, THIS MOVIE JUST KEEPS HITTING THE HOME RUNS! OH BOY!!!!

    • Schaff freely admits he doesn't think the Show Within a Show Crabcake Wars was a reference to his channel and only brought it up so people wouldn't bug him about it.
    • While talking about how annoying Tony Hale's performance as Mr. Donut is, James likens it to a soulless clown who's trying to sound goofy but is actually dead inside, before stating that maybe we all are if ''Megamind Rules'' is the sort of thing Peacock thinks will be "a tantalizing reason for us to subscribe"
  • "Inside Out 2 -- Is It Good or Nah?
    • This video does not have a sponsor. Therefore, at the end of the video, James instead angrily rants about how much he hates the loud noise that cicadas make and says that he'd like to thank his shoes for their ability to kill cicadas. He then expresses his hope that Moana 2 will be better than a swarm of cicadas, noting that that's not a big achievement. Even for this channel, this segment is very out there, and it's absolutely hilarious to see James rant about a topic completely unrelated to media.
  • "Oh...that's NEW episodes of Megamind Rules..."
    • Schaff's shocked Big "OMG!" when he sees Megamind's human disguise.
    • Machiavillain's Villain Song contains the lyric "Just because it's shiny doesn't mean that it's chrome", making Schaff ecstatic to hear his favorite word; chrome.
    • The Stinger is probably one of the funniest moments of the whole review. For context, countless fans have pointed out to Schaff that Megamind has finally used the Dehydration Gun on the Doom Syndicate in one of the then-newly-released episodes, something Schaff has been constantly begging Megamind to do in his review of Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate to the point of driving himself crazy. For weeks, people have been wondering what Schaff would say to this when he gets to the episode where this happensnote , and were probably underwhelmed when he completely glosses over this. The rest of the review continues as normal with him saying some surprisingly nice things about it, ending on a positive and heartwarming note. We then see him chilling at his house and getting a good night's sleep, and the credits of his Patreon donators roll over not that spooky remix of "Back in the 90s" this time, or even that song in any shape or form, but rather, the calm ambience of crickets chirping outside. But just as you're starting to relax, Schaff suddenly wakes up and shouts at the top of his lungs...
  • "Terrible Fanfics I Wrote With My Friends"
  • Emilia Pérez is the Worst Musical I've Ever Seen
    • In order to not get the video taken down, James decides to use a new method to make the video copyright friendly. What is it, you ask? A transparent giant French Flag overlayed through 90% of the entire video.
  • Judging Movies by their Letterboxd Taglines