Driving Test Smashers - TV Tropes
- ️Sat Jun 05 2010
"When I slap the dashboard with my forehead, I want you to crawl out of the wreckage and fetch help."
Being The Hero is never easy. There are certain things heroes just cannot do without the universe conspiring to stall and/or ruin it in every way possible. One example is getting married. Another is taking a driving test.
"Driving Test" is code in Fictionland for "Scheduled Disaster." When a main character plans to take a driving test, it will be interrupted by a flash flood, a bank robbery (possibly with the escaping criminals hijacking the test vehicle), the appearance of a new door in the Portal Network, an attack by the Monster of the Week, an impending apocalypse, or some variation/combination of the above. No exceptions. Driving tests exist only to be Weirdness Magnets.
Note that this does not in any way affect the likelihood of the testee passing.
Examples:
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Anime & Manga
- In a filler episode of Dragon Ball Z, Goku and Piccolo are browbeaten by Chi Chi into talked into taking driving lessons. Naturally, while taking their road tests, they stumble on to a bank robbery/hostage situation.
- In The Pet Girl of Sakurasou, Misaki takes a driving class, resulting in her instructor staggering out of the car Blue with Shock. She avoids damaging the car and gets her license, but still Drives Like Crazy.
- In the Tenchi Muyo! manga, Mihoshi learns to drive Earth cars; her normal results are more akin to Drives Like Crazy. Then a bank robbery, a Flashed Badge Hijacking, and a minor bit of breaking the Masquerade ...
- You're Under Arrest!: In File 27, Natsumi is undergoing her driving test (unaware that she's driving a car rigged to make it harder to control and ensure she fails) when a reckless truck driver commits several traffic violations in front of her. She then proceeds to take off her restraints and pursues him, also revealing to her instructor that she's a police officer, much to his shock.
Fan Works
- In this
Animorphs fanfic, Ax's antics cause a fire in the car he, Marco, and Rachel are taking the test in. Marco tries to put it out with a bottle of water, but it turns out to be alcohol instead.
Films — Live-Action
- In Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day: Anthony insists on taking his driving test on the day when everything is going wrong, because he wants to drive Celia to the prom that night. During the test, his driving examiner intentionally distracts him by convincing him to pick up his cell phone, causing him to destroy several parking meters and damage the family minivan, and ultimately fail.
- In Live and Let Die, Bond commandeers a light plane, passing himself off as an instructor to the little old lady student, and causes mayhem taxiing around the runway evading Mr. Big's mooks.
- My Best Friend is a Vampire had the characters chased by vampire hunters during a driving test.
- While the Testee was not a main character, during The Naked Gun, Frank Drebin commandeers a driving school test vehicle and tells the teenage driver and her instructor to chase after the bad guy.
- In one of the Olsen-banden films Yuvonne is studying for a driver's license. A car chase ensues with her at the wheel, with the driving instructor eventually becoming frustrated at how law abidingly she drives.
Live-Action TV
- The Brady Bunch: Averted, somewhat in the episode "The Driver's Seat," where Marcia gets her driver's license after enduring constant teasing by her brother Greg. A debate had ensued over which gender was the better drivers — male or female — and eventually, the two settle matters with an obstacle course-style test in a vacant parking lot. The final test: Attempting to stop a car — a brand-spanking new and astonishingly ginormous 1974 Chevrolet Caprice convertible — closest to a cone without bumping into it (and thus, knocking an egg off). Marcia passes, but Greg... well, he made an impromptu scrambled egg! Incidentally, the egg was the only thing harmed in the making of this episode.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy's test didn't go well, either — partly because she had to fight a monster that day, partly because she just wasn't very good.
- Home Improvement: Averted, despite that show's potential for disaster. Brad's driving test happened without a hitch offscreen; the only hiccup was that Tim's license expired and he had to retake his, too.
- Malcolm in the Middle: Reese gets stuck sharing a driver's ed car with a girl who hits every obstacle on the course and probably should have failed, but their teacher was too distracted by his bills to notice what she was doing. When Reese finally takes over it turns out that, despite his reputation as a trouble maker, he actually drives perfectly and doesn't hit any of the obstacles (aside from deliberately patting the model deer on the head).
- Monk: A serial killer suspect shows up when Julie takes her driving test and freaks her out.
- The New Adventures of Beans Baxter: In "Beans Gets His Driver's License (and It Isn't Pretty)", Beans has to contend with a pair of UGLI agents attempting to sabotage his driving test.
- Odd Man Out (1977): In "Clunk Click", Neville tries to take a driving test. Getting up there proves to be a concern by itself as Neville drives into a No-Entry street and is held up by a policeman. Getting the application also proves to be rough due to verbal misdirection and Neville bringing the wrong document with him. When he finally does the test, Neville has difficulty starting, turns a corner without considering the other cars, drives through a roundabout, and goes faster instead of making an emergency stop, ending with him driving into a lake. Further attempts, including one which involved a shopping district, similarly end in failure.
- Power Rangers:
- Power Rangers Time Force: During his test, Lucas happens upon the Monster of the Week (a car thief, appropriately).
- Power Rangers RPM: Ziggy's ineptitude is demonstrated by briefly flashing back to him screwing up his driver's test.
- Red Dwarf: Kryten's Starbug driving test results in the ship falling into a time hole.
Western Animation
- The Batman: Gearhead, a speedster villain cuts in front of Barbara Gordon while she is taking her driver's test, prompting her to give chase. It doesn't end well.
- Ben 10: Ultimate Alien: Gwen uses Ben's car for her test and the Villain of the Week attacks it, thinking Ben is driving.
- Extreme Ghostbusters: One of them had a driving test. Unfortunately, the car had haunted fuel.
- The second episode of Family Guy concerned Peter teaching Meg how to drive for her driving test by racing an Amish man on a horse and buggy. When Meg tried to race during her actual driving test, she failed.
- I Am Weasel was once a driver tester testing Baboon, who was more concerned about reading poetry than driving. It turns out that, rather than wanting a driver's license, Baboon wanted a poetic one.
- The Jetsons:
- Jane's car is hijacked by a bank robber while taking her test. The examiner is horrified and professes concern for "that poor creature" — not Jane, but the robber she's driving.
- In "Rosie, Come Home", Rosie runs away due to a misunderstanding. Judy is in the middle of a driving test when she finds her. Judy ends up scaring the tester so much* he passes her just so he won't have to evaluate her again.
- Justice League Action: Stargirl's attempt to get her space driver's license (even though she can fly) gets derailed when she comes across the Red Lantern Zilius Zox cracking open a space ATM.
- Kim Possible: An AI car takes over her test vehicle to help her pass and makes her feel guilty for unintentionally cheating. At the end of the episode, she re-takes the test on her own to get a lower but still passing score.
- Megas XLR: Inverted: Megas got impounded since Coop had him illegally parked. Coop needed to get Megas back to fight the Monster of the Week, but his license was expired so he had to take a driving test. He failed (miserably) thanks to his unique driving method, but the instructor was so terrified of the thought of giving him the test again that he renewed Coop's license anyway.
- Hilariously played with in the Phineas and Ferb episode "The Doonkleberry Imperative" where Dr. Doofenshmirtz has to re-take his Drusselsteinian driving test: It's the test itself that is the catastrophe, complete with a jaunty waltz accompanying a montage of Doof's questionable driving.
Gas, shift, brake
Drinking coffee's a big mistake
Try not to plunge into the lake
When you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz! - Practically any time in SpongeBob SquarePants where he attempts to get his driver's license, it can be expected that some sort of vehicular carnage will ensue, causing a bunch of wreckage, injuries, and trauma for Mrs. Puff. It's implied in a few episodes that he does actually know the rules of the road and the mechanics of boating pretty well, it's just that his common sense flies out the window and he goes into panic mode the moment he gets behind the wheel of a boat, hence why he does far better when he has some sort of help that wouldn't be allowed under normal circumstances, such as Patrick relaying him instructions through a walkie-talkie, or being blindfolded and not able to look at the road in front of him.
- In an episode of Sym-Bionic Titan, Lance has to get his driver's license. A drag racer he raced against the other day AND a giant monster show up, with lots of black-woman driving-instructor yelling.
- Teen Titans Go!: In "Driver's Ed", Robin takes up driver's ed after his license is suspended but fails to realize that his instructor Ed is using him as a getaway driver.