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• There was an old Toyota radio commercial in which, if someone could guess the number of peapods in the jar, they would get a discount on a car. Whenever someone pointed out that there was only one peapod in the jar, a gong would sound and the Japanese-sounding announcer would say, "Winnah! Winnah!"
• There is an ad featuring Naruto that asks "What cartoon character is this?" A: Naruto. B: Fullmetal Alchemist. C: Ninja Turtle. Bonus headache points for Cowboy BeBop at His Computer.
• A series of ads about 20 years ago promised a "beautiful gift worth $40" if you could name the tune. One was "Yankee Doodle." The next was "I Heard It Through the Grapevine," and they used the part of the chorus where Marvin Gaye sang the title lyrics. It cost $10 per minute to call.
• The back of a Honeycomb box from a few years back has a word scramble with (eg) "YCBEMOHNO is my favorite cereal".
• Often when there is a grand opening of a Wing Street (Pizza Hut) franchise, they will give away coupons for wings on the radio. Typical questions are "what vegetable is usually served with wings?" (celery) and "name one common dipping sauce for wings" (either ranch dressing or blue cheese works as an answer).

• 2000 AD usually hangs a lampshade on this, with a line like "To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to do is answer this brain-bustingly easy question."

• Toy Story: Upon the Ireland release of the film, there was a competition where the question was "What is the name of the cowboy?" The application form gave his name in the plot summary.

• An old Communist-era Romanian joke said that, while most people would receive hard questions during exams, the children of party officials would get things like "In what year did the Peasants' Revolt of 1907 take place?".

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• Channel 5 invites viewers of Gotham to answer the question "Which famous Bruce lives in Gotham City? a) Forsyth b) Wayne or c) Willis?" In the unlikely event you don't know the answer off the top of your head, the clue is in the show you just watched.

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• The Afternoon Show: Every single episode did this. A typical question would be something like "In which country is the Eiffel Tower? A: France. B: America. C: Ireland."
• American Idol: During the seventh season, there was a text message contest that was ridiculously easy. Of course, you had to pay to text.
• A Bit of Fry and Laurie: Parodied.

  Who was the first man to run the four-minute mile? Was it: A) the Battle of Crecy; B) Moonraker, or C) the athlete and fast record-breaking miler Sir Roger "Four-Minute" Bannister, the famous runner?

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer: In "When She Was Bad", the characters play "Guess That Movie Quote". Willow leads with "Use the Force, Luke" to which Xander rightly responds with an Eye Take. Willow then complains that it's a dumb game.
• A number of interactive game shows on Australian TV did this, with questions such as "Who is the Prime Minister of Australia? A) Daffy Duck, B) Kermit the Frog or C) John Howard." This is parodied by The Chaser's War On Everything: when the above question is mentioned, Julian replies, "Which I guess leads to the question, 'Who are these shows aimed at? A) Bicycles, B) The Sydney Opera House, or C) Morons.'"
• Father Ted: In "Competition Time", celebrity Henry Sellers is shown asking one of these to a quiz show contestant:

  What is the capital of England? New York, London (pauses and nods), or Munich? (Beat) I'll give you a clue: you live there.

• Have I Got News for You: Paul Merton likes to recount that he was once watching one of those breakfast shows and the question was, "Which comedy double act consisted of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker? A) The Two Ronnies, B)..."
• Only Connect: Victoria Coren-Mitchell says the viewer competition question is "Is it 'Puff the Magic Dragon' or 'Puff the Magic Hamster'?" ... and the number to call is a six-digit number where the digits can be added together to form a prime that is in the Fibonacci sequence.

  Victoria: Please don't. There's no prize. I haven't even bothered to work out if such a number exists. But I'm sure by next week one of you will have let us know.

• QI: Frequently subverted by questions that look temptingly easy only to have the real answer be something weird and complex. Questions like "How many moons does the Earth have?" Go, on, you know that! It's obvious! What kind of moron doesn't kno- did you say "one"? Oh dear... ^note 
• Saturday Night Live: The clues in the "Celebrity Jeopardy!" sketches turned into these over the course of the series as the celebrities' ineptitude grew, with some categories giving less-than-subtle hints to the correct responses ("Colors that end in 'urple'", "Drummers Named Ringo", "Black Comedians Named Whoopi", "Months That Start With 'Feb'"), and the clues reinforcing them ("This Ringo is the "starr" drummer of The Beatles.", "This is the only month that starts with 'Feb'.") They still can't answer correctly anyway.
• Time Shock: Subverted by this Japanese quiz show, which is fond of occasionally throwing in questions like "What question number is this?" and "Including this question, how many questions are left in this round?" To the audience, these may seem like pathetically easy questions, because they can just look at the scoreboard. However, the show makes a point of seating the contestants in such a fashion that they cannot see any information on the state of the round during their turn, not even the clock or their score. (In fact, more recent revivals seat contestants inside the scoreboard facing out.) Thus the only reliable way to get these questions right is to count the questions as you answer them.
• Touch Me Im Karen Taylor: Parodied in the "Cash Cow" sketches, which had easy questions like "Find an anagram of CTA", and ridiculous ones like "Things you might do" with the answers "Borrow an Angle Grinder", "Watch the film Coneheads" and "Oology".
• You Bet Your Life: If a contestant wipes out on the regular questions, Groucho Marx then asks them an easy question like "What color is George Washington's white horse?" or "Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?" so that every contestant is left with something.

• Cube was a bit odd about this. On the one hand, an issue had a contest to win a Spider-Man DVD, with the question "Who plays Mary-Jane in the movie? A: Kirsten Dunst. B: Burstin For-Dump. C: Princess Peach". On the other hand, a contest to win a GameCube, some controllers, several games, a big-screen TV, and surround-sound speakers, the question was "What does RGB-SCART stand for?" This was in the days when Wikipedia only had a couple of thousand entries and tended not to even appear on Google searches, so in order to win, you needed access to some relatively obscure documentation.
• Doctor Who Monthly
  • It regularly has a contest to win copies of the DVDs/CDs/books reviewed in each issue. They always have a multiple-choice question followed by the right answer, a plausible wrong answer and a "what the hell are you thinking?" answer. Although there are sometimes two WTHAYT answers: "Can you name the deadly insecticide in this story? A) DS9; B) DN6; C) WD40"
  • This was openly parodied in one issue:

  Apart from The Idiot's Lantern, what other story features "faceless ones"?

  a) The Faceless Ones
  b) The Faceless Ones
  c) Look, just send us your entry, okay?

• NGamer once ran a contest with the following (paraphrased) question: "Who is the star of The Fast and the Furious? A) Vin Diesel B) Jim Petrol C) Kim Oil. Send your answers to itsvindieselyouidiots@ngamer.co.uk."
• Private Eye once subverted this with a spoof phone-in quiz: What is our phone number? Is it: A) 0898 876876; b) 0898 876877 or c) 0898 876878. Ring NOW on..... The second part of this joke here is the fact that in the UK 0898 numbers are premium rate, so the terminally stupid may spend money phoning the wrong number..

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• In the 1970s, when The BBC, still smarting from the impact of pirate radio on its listening figures and jealous of any competition, sabotaged its principal (and only) pop radio competitor Radio Luxemburg by deliberately giving out the answers to the previous night's Fab 208 write-in competition during Radio One morning shows. Otherwise, it could do nothing at all about a rival station broadcasting in English and using English DJs from another country entirely. (Later in the decade the BBC had to adopt other methods of sabotaging legalised commercial radio offering competition to its services.)

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• The Brewing Network: Justin insists the listeners do something to earn prizes. Typically it involves playing games tilted towards brewing, such as Beer Jeopardy or Guess the Fake. The only time there was a giveaway that took no thinking was the much-maligned at the time and afterwards "Guess What Number JP Is Thinking".
• John Boy And Billy Big Show: The multiple choice quiz for call-in listeners always has two joke answers and the actual correct one (usually it's about some wacky news story, so even the real answer is often ridiculous). The theme song for the segment includes a chorus of cheerleaders shouting "Pick C."
• The News Quiz: One episode featured the following in the amusing cuttings:

• Mocked by Jasper Carrott.

• A. A. Milne: In his rendition of The Ugly Duckling, the law of the kingdom requires a suitor for the hand of the princess to answer a riddle. The current princess is very plain, and her parents, not wanting to give anyone an excuse to turn her down, use riddles like "What is it which has four legs and barks like a dog?" This is Played for Laughs in multiple ways. Early in the play, the king and queen recall one suitor who was so desperate not to marry the princess that he somehow completely failed to answer the riddle. Later, a none-too-bright prince who's an impostor anyway is given the answer in advance, but the riddle is changed at the last minute and he gets it wrong. Another character (the real prince) quickly covers for him.

• Blood Bowl: The PC game has one of these in the commentator's chatter to win a year's subscription to Spike magazine. The question has to do with who held a certain record, listing a player by name and then "his son" and "his mum". The other commentator even points out that only one of them ever played Blood Bowl.
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door:
  • Used as a plot point. The Big Bad's Artificial Intelligence, TEC-XX, has been allowing the captive Peach to visit its main terminal to converse with her (as it is secretly in love with her). After a few visits, TEC seems conflicted about something, then it suddenly challenges Peach to a quiz game. The first few questions are about things the player must already know, but then;

    TEC: What is the legendary treasure that waits behind the Thousand-Year Door? A. 100,000,000 coins, B. An extremely rare badge, C. A 1,000-year-old demon's soul.

  • TEC proceeds to use the rest of the quiz questions to explain Grodus' entire plan to Peach without technically violating Grodus' order not to tell her about it and then rewards her "victory" by allowing her to send a message to Mario, which she, of course, uses to relay the new information.
• You Don't Know Jack: Volume 3: The category for one question is "It's a Dog!" and the question is "What has four legs, a tail, and barks?" The answer is "a dog." This is labeled as an Impossible Question, and worth twenty thousand dollars, which could easily turn the tide in any game. The reason it's played with is because the game is expecting a player to psyche themselves out; normally, Impossible Questions are Nintendo Hard, with answers ranging from "there's no way anyone would know that" to "it's a pure guess" in difficulty for their answers. Surely an Impossible Question couldn't be this easy... right?
• At least one barroom trivia game had a multiple choice question asking "Terminator 2: Judgment Day was the hit sequel to what 1984 sci-fi film?" The game did not seem to be kidding, either.

• Tweep: When Jack has a "guess how many fingers I have up" duel with Graham, the ex-Hipster King.

• Not Always Working : When repeatedly bothered by a telemarketer, this submitter's father decides to see what happens when you repeatedly get one of these wrong.

• Game Grumps: In the 61st Sonic '06 episode, they mock how meanly The Tester uses this kind of questions: "A good Q&A tester for the entry-level position has to be able to figure out the differences between this picture of a parrot and that picture of a parrot."

• Miraculous Ladybug: Subverted in "Reunion". The question "What was the colour of Henri IV's^note  white horse?" has achieved Memetic Mutation as a parody of this in French cultural works and Real Life since decades, maybe centuries given its lost origin — while having actually never appeared in any game show of sorts — since it displays its own answer. The writing team played with this assumption and ran with the occasion of showing their work and Adrien's impressively vast area of knowledge by having him answering correctly and explaining for the audience's benefit why "white" is indeed a wrong answer for a horse from the end of 16th-beginning of 17th centuries^note .
• South Park: In "Jakovasaurus", the townspeople do this to the unbelievably annoying Jakovasaurs with a fake game show, hoping they would "win" a permanent trip to France. They were so stupidly unable to answer any of the questions (and Officer Barbrady, their competition, was too stupid to remember he was supposed to lose) that they eventually gave up and just declared the Jakovasaurs the winners anyway.