Poop throwing monkeys
- ️Sat Oct 12 2024
"As a professor of Anthropology, I do so enjoy these outings to the zoo, especially the antics of the primates. They look like they're having so much fun doing... wait, what are they doing? Oh my GD-ack!!!!"
SPLAT!!!
"Jesus Fucking Christ; all over my new suit!! God damnit!!!"
SPLOUT!!!
"mmmrffffff, gag, phooey, gd dmnid, *spit*, phooo, ugh, gag"
SPLOOTER!!! PLIFFF PLOP!!!
"Mudder flugger" (he poops in his own hand; flings it....)
"HEEEE HEEEEE" SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!