The BeanWeb: Glossary
- ️Mark L. Irons
- ️Sun Nov 12 2000
Artist & creator of the Fabulous Look·See·Show.
The totality of everything.
Strata of Hoi-Polloi skulls beneath the Four Realities.
Beanworld musicians.
A dark stony substance. The Beans eat it and the Hoi-Polloi use it for money.
The act of consuming food.
Giant tub used by the Beans as a communal feeding place.
They steal Chow from the Hoi-Polloi. Mr. Spook is
the leader of the army's two divisions: The Spear Fling'n Flank'rs and
The Chow Pluk'rs.
Perilous music made from Mystery Pods. It makes the Beans weak.
The cold, dark world directly beneath the Hoi-Polloi's floor. It was formerly inhabited by bugs.
Beanish's secret friend and muse.
Mr. Spook's companion and dance partner, formerly a segment of his trusty Fork.
A day when no Sprout-Butt falls from Gran'Ma'Pa. The Beans are free to do what they want on these days.
Reproductive Propellant maintenance and delivery
service.
All-purpose adhesive.
When Twinks get near Mystery Pods, both objects transform into
a new entity that floats in the air.
(Slats, Hoops, Twinks and Chips) Easily obtainable raw materials for Beanworld industry. For example, a Chip and a Slat can be
gunk'l'dunked together to make a spear.
Greedy, gambling folk. The only creatures with the ability to process
Sprout-Butts into Chow. General adversaries to the Beans.
Departure point for trips to the Four Realities and below.
Heroic leader of the Chow Sol'jer Army.
Powerful objects of unknown origin. Used in the Float Factor.
What Mr. Spook's Fork was made of. Also used in composition of Goofy Jerks. Also known as Tu'ba'lu Squib'r'ish.
Home of the baby Beans. [Also denotes a class of worlds in the Big·Big·Picture.]
The baby Beans.
Thinker & toolmaker.
Re-entry point from trips to the Four Realities and below.
Substance produced by an influence that allows its world to increase its population. Also known as blessing stuff. See "Mr. Teach'm's Influence and World Tour" in issue 19 for more information.
Circular Float Factor device that mysteriously transports Beanish to Dreamishness for daily midday visits.
Home bases for the Goofy Service Jerks. Where reproductive propellant factories [influences] are located.
Vocal off-shoot of Gran'Ma'Pa. Only the Hoi-Polloi possess the skill to turn Sprout-Butts into Chow.
Fresh water covering the Four Realities.
