Cockney Alphabet, the Glossary
The Cockney Alphabet is a recital of the English alphabet intended to parody the way the alphabet is taught to small working class children.[1]
Table of Contents
37 relations: Adam and Eve, Alfa Romeo, Arthur Askey, Arthur Lowe, Arthur Mullard, Ava Gardner, Clapham and Dwyer, Cockney, Columbia Graphophone Company, Comedy, Cue stick, Cypriot wine, Differential (mechanical device), Double act, Emphysema, Envelope, Enver Hoxha, Enver Pasha, Esther Rantzen, Esther Williams, Euphemism, Eva Gabor, Eva Le Gallienne, Eva Perón, Evening Standard, Ford Zephyr, Hever Castle, Ivor Novello, Ivor the Engine, Jaffa orange, Kay Francis, Kiefer Sutherland, Seaforth Highlanders, Shilling, The Story of Esther Costello, UFA GmbH, West wind.
- English orthography
- Spelling alphabets
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve, according to the creation myth of the Abrahamic religions, were the first man and woman.
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Alfa Romeo
Alfa Romeo Automobiles S.p.A. is an Italian luxury carmaker known for its sports-oriented vehicles, strong auto racing heritage, and iconic design.
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Arthur Askey
Arthur Bowden Askey, (6 June 1900 – 16 November 1982) was an English comedian and actor.
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Arthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe (22 September 1915 – 15 April 1982) was an English actor.
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Arthur Mullard
Arthur Ernest Mullard (né Mullord; 19 September 1910His obituary in The Times gives his date of birth as 10 November 1910 but conflicts with the birthdate given in his death registration. His year of birth appears as 1908, 1910, 1912 and 1913 in various sources. However online records at show that the birth of an Arthur E Mullord was registered in Islington in October–December 1910, which is probably him.
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Ava Gardner
Ava Lavinia Gardner (December 24, 1922 – January 25, 1990) was an American actress.
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Clapham and Dwyer
Clapham and Dwyer were a British comedy duo popular in the 1920s and 1930s, comprising Charlie Clapham (William Charles Conrad Clapham; 6 January 1894–27 July 1959) and Bill Dwyer (William Henry Dwyer; 7 May 1887–11 January 1943).
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Cockney
Cockney is a dialect of the English language, mainly spoken in London and its environs, particularly by Londoners with working-class and lower middle-class roots.
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Columbia Graphophone Company
Columbia Graphophone Co.
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Comedy
Comedy is a genre of fiction that consists of discourses or works intended to be humorous or amusing by inducing laughter, especially in theatre, film, stand-up comedy, television, radio, books, or any other entertainment medium. The term originated in ancient Greece: In Athenian democracy, the public opinion of voters was influenced by political satire performed by comic poets in theaters. Cockney Alphabet and comedy are Humour.
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Cue stick
A cue stick (or simply cue, more specifically billiards cue, pool cue, or snooker cue) is an item of sporting equipment essential to the games of pool, snooker and carom billiards.
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Cypriot wine
The Cypriot wine industry ranks 50th in the world in terms of total production quantity (10,302 tonnes), and much higher on a per-capita basis.
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Differential (mechanical device)
A differential is a gear train with three drive shafts that has the property that the rotational speed of one shaft is the average of the speeds of the others.
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Double act
A double act (also known as a comedy duo) is a form of comedy originating in the British music hall tradition, and American vaudeville, in which two comedians perform together as a single act, often highlighting differences in their characters' personalities.
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Emphysema
Emphysema is any air-filled enlargement in the body's tissues.
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Envelope
An envelope is a common packaging item, usually made of thin, flat material.
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Enver Hoxha
Enver Hoxha (16 October 190811 April 1985) was an Albanian communist politician who was the ruler of Albania from 1944 until his death in 1985.
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Enver Pasha
İsmail Enver (اسماعیل انور پاشا; İsmail Enver Paşa; 23 November 1881 – 4 August 1922), better known as Enver Pasha, was an Ottoman military officer, revolutionary, and convicted war criminal who was a part of the dictatorial triumvirate known as the "Three Pashas" (along with Talaat Pasha and Cemal Pasha) in the Ottoman Empire.
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Esther Rantzen
Dame Esther Louise Rantzen (born 22 June 1940) is an English journalist and television presenter, who presented the BBC television series That's Life! for 21 years, from 1973 until 1994.
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Esther Williams
Esther Jane Williams (August 8, 1921 – June 6, 2013) was an American competitive swimmer and actress.
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Euphemism
A euphemism is an innocuous word or expression used in place of one that is deemed offensive or suggests something unpleasant.
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Eva Gabor
Eva Gabor (February 11, 1919 – July 4, 1995) was a Hungarian-American actress and socialite.
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Eva Le Gallienne
Eva Le Gallienne (January 11, 1899 – June 3, 1991) was a British-born American stage actress, producer, director, translator, and author.
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Eva Perón
María Eva Duarte de Perón (7 May 1919 – 26 July 1952), better known as just Eva Perón or by the nickname Evita, was an Argentine politician, activist, actress, and philanthropist who served as First Lady of Argentina from June 1946 until her death in July 1952, as the wife of Argentine President Juan Perón (1895–1974).
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Evening Standard
The Evening Standard, formerly The Standard (1827–1904), is a long-established newspaper, since 2009 a local free newspaper in tabloid format, with a website on the Internet, published in London, England.
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Ford Zephyr
The Ford Zephyr is an executive car manufactured by Ford of Britain from 1950 until 1972.
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Hever Castle
Hever Castle is located in the village of Hever, Kent, near Edenbridge, south-east of London, England.
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Ivor Novello
Ivor Novello (born David Ivor Davies; 15 January 1893 – 6 March 1951) was a Welsh actor, dramatist, singer and composer who became one of the most popular British entertainers of the first half of the 20th century.
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Ivor the Engine
Ivor the Engine is a British cutout animation television series created by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin's Smallfilms company.
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Jaffa orange
The Jaffa orange also known as Shamouti orange (برتقال شموطي), is an orange variety with few seeds and a tough skin that makes it particularly suitable for export.
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Kay Francis
Kay Francis (born Katharine Edwina Gibbs; January 13, 1905 – August 26, 1968) was an American stage and film actress.
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Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland (born 21 December 1966) is a Canadian actor and musician.
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Seaforth Highlanders
The Seaforth Highlanders (Ross-shire Buffs, the Duke of Albany's) was a line infantry regiment of the British Army, mainly associated with large areas of the northern Highlands of Scotland.
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Shilling
The shilling is a historical coin, and the name of a unit of modern currencies formerly used in the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, other British Commonwealth countries and Ireland, where they were generally equivalent to 12 pence or one-twentieth of a pound before being phased out during the 1960s and 1970s.
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The Story of Esther Costello
The Story of Esther Costello is a 1957 British drama film starring Joan Crawford and co-starring Rossano Brazzi, and Heather Sears.
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UFA GmbH
UFA GmbH, shortened to UFA, is a film and television production company that unites all production activities of the media conglomerate Bertelsmann in Germany.
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West wind
A west wind is a wind that originates in the west and blows in an eastward direction.
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See also
English orthography
- African Spelling Bee
- Alexander Gill the Elder
- American and British English spelling differences
- Apostrophe
- Asia Spelling Cup
- Burmese respelling of the English alphabet
- Chinese respelling of the English alphabet
- Cockney Alphabet
- Deseret alphabet
- English alphabet
- English orthography
- English possessive
- English spelling reform
- English terms with diacritical marks
- English th
- Ghoti
- Hard and soft C
- Hard and soft G
- I before E except after C
- List of English homographs
- List of English words containing Q not followed by U
- List of English words that may be spelled with a ligature
- List of Scripps National Spelling Bee champions
- List of the longest English words with one syllable
- Ough (orthography)
- Oxford spelling
- Pronunciation respelling for English
- Proper adjective
- Scripps National Spelling Bee
- Shavian alphabet
- Silent e
- Silent k and g
- Silent letter
- Spelling of disc
- The Chaos
- The Sound Pattern of English
- Three-letter rule
- Unifon
- William Bullokar
Spelling alphabets
- APCO radiotelephony spelling alphabet
- Allied military phonetic spelling alphabets
- Burmese respelling of the English alphabet
- Chinese respelling of the English alphabet
- Cockney Alphabet
- Finnish Armed Forces radio alphabet
- Greek spelling alphabet
- Japanese radiotelephony alphabet
- Korean spelling alphabet
- NATO phonetic alphabet
- PGP word list
- Russian spelling alphabet
- Spelling alphabet
- Swedish Armed Forces radio alphabet
References
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney_Alphabet
Also known as A for 'orses, A for orses, A is for 'orses, Surrealist alphabet.