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Rursus
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NameGrandmaster of Idling 

Rursus Siderespector

RaceSBLF (silicon based life form)
Height13 mm
Weight23 metric tonnes
IQ10-6 ohm per square meter
Personality typechaos manifest
Alignmentstable

sv commons

The endemic disease of Wikipedia is original research and undue synthesis[1][2][3] – Wikipedia claims to know more than is really known. This is caused by editors thinking they know despite really not knowing, mostly hasty conclusions combined with a great deal of wishful thinking. A few editors are also driven by a political (or similar) agenda wearing out their coeditors by WP:CPUSHing them, among others wearing out the coeditors making them impatient.

There must be some research on articles, and some syntheses. The general attribute "undue" is too unspecific. Someone have to determine what is undue or not, namely trusted editors in committees. There should be some "meritocracy" where trusted veteran editors have extended rights. I also believe the quality system might need some improvements, and processes must be erected for determinedly very negative articles.

User:Richontaban fake star names

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Other vandalism and disruption

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Userboxes: 
I'm perfect!

This user does a phantastiqual lasagna, is nice to cats and dogs, is extraordinarily smart (according to the mom of said user), can sing females of the same species to submission, has a very beautiful hair style and is generally phantastiqual without exact specification. That obligatory boast now told, here comes my self-promoting list of user boxes blargh.

really needed UBXes

This user vindicates that Wikipedia userboxes should be used mostly for Wikipedia user contact purposes.

stat

I'm a pretty proficient Wikipedian and know the policies and culture.

Icon This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 4 months and 30 days.
22,222+This user has made more than 22,222 contributions to Wikipedia.
This editor is a Veteran Editor IV and is entitled to display this Gold Editor Star.
This user is one of the 4000 most active English Wikipedians of all time.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

lingo

I'm able to contribute in English and Swedish well enough, and to some extent with other North Germanic languages, for the rest: ask!

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
svDen här användaren talar svenska som modersmål.

time zones

I'm active at WP mostly between 9-11 and 18-22 GMT.

This user's time zone is UTC+1.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

wikipedia

I'm a looner nerd-guy surfing around here all the time laughing to myself if I'm not in the hysterical mode.

This user is a WikiSloth.
This user boldly assumes consensus when editing Wikipedia until told otherwise.
This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.
wiki-4This user is an expert Wikipedia editor.
If you give this user a "Wet Trout Award", they will simply eat the trout.

philosophy

I believe reality is independent of my subjective faulty mind, and that logics can be overused.

This user is a critical realist.
This user is in awe before Philosophical Investigations by Ludwig Wittgenstein.
This user despises all dictators.

interests

In real reality, I'm interested in everything, with some slight bias towards natural sciences as a praxis system, and in religions as personally willed ethical praxis systems.

Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user doesn't care whether Pluto is a planet or not – but IAU's 2006 redefinition of planet was a linguistic-philosophical embarrassment.
This user is interested in
fossils
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user is interested in the natural sciences.
This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user is interested in computer engineering.
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.

religion

Soon to be enhanced: there's a lot of street preacher articles in the religious area on WP.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.
This user believes that Evolution and Christianity are mutually supportive.
This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.
This user is an ape

computer stuff

Is this of any use?

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.
This user is using a variety of web browsers, all of them being EVIL!!
This user is contributing to Wikipedia using Uzbl.
This user contributes using Inkscape.
GIMPThis user contributes using GIMP.

the end

That should be enough. If not, ask on User talk:Rursus!

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Ego svm: /Ego

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Chefian

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Hot Sauce

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How to construct?

Muppets - Swedish Chef - Hot Sauce

Be well aware that the Swedish chef is called "Tom"! Citation:

Em bor, si di hå juu peduskeduu,

ji bör dör skål i hör mmm mårk mårk mårk.

In dis gurb de hoom e svide hurske bårde spise spajse, gyme djuse. Hmmhmmhmmhmm. Her do, de spise spajse. [Tom adds spise spajse]

Iski duu, iski dii, [mummel mummel], dis jiir, de hattsi tattsi. [Tom adds hattsi tattsi]

Hmmhmmhmmhmm. Gigu huu! Huns hurg, dis hurg de peppersås'n, [Tom adds a little sprinkle of peppersås'n]

Dis hindi hur is hur de hu, mufuu, mmmm [smack smack smack mmmMMMMMmmmmm!], Gii mii, kom di beer! Gis di hår var hissji watti skit issji gjår fåt, de mår spissi spajsi skisi djuli såsi. Dje hur ved de hattsi tattsi, din Svyrg, is vur de peppersås'n bin. Dis fer tåk, [hihihihi hohohoho eheheheh], wossji be burski burski årte, mmmMMM? Esse burti burt bong! Min sverdi hong, dissvi di hong, [mmMM, mmMM, mmMM, mmmmmmmmMMMMM, YYYL!]

From this, and from the film in question, we can conclude that the ingredients of Swedish Hot Sauce are:

  1. spise spajse, gyme djuse
  2. hattsi tattsi
  3. peppersås'n din Svyrg

I think it is important that de peppersås'n bin din Svyrg, otherwise there will be no smoke out of the ears!

Earned Celestial Territories

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(barnstars)

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My territory in space

  • , The Barnstar of Good Humor, Smee, hereby award The Barnstar of Good Humor to Rursus. For your kind supportive words, and your incredibly funny user page and various subpages. Your kind and light attitude is a welcome breath of fresh air. Yours, Smee 13:30, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  • , The Tireless Contributor Barnstar, awesome contribution to this web site! have a lovely barnstar thing Dr Spam (MD) 12:01, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • , The E=mc² Barnstar, Rursus, for contributions to astronomical articles.Axl 15:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • , But, guys, guys! I'm an egoistical hedonist, I throw around nicenesses just in order to make this place pleasurable for myself, or others like myself! Sometimes I'm evil, very very evil!!

"("Dwarf" "planet")" stuff

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Pluto is a transbulundum filimanjunk for all ant-stronauts (the ant civilization has by far grown superior to the human civilization, they're soon to take over all business).

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Corner

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It's invisible!! But it is there!

Fat Armed Unicorn with Legs Like Tree Trunks

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