en.wiktionary.orgsaphead - Wiktionary, the free dictionary From Wiktionary, the free dictionary From sap + head. IPA(key): /ˈsæphɛd/ saphead (plural sapheads) A simpleton, a stupid person. 1938, John Fante, "Wait Until Spring, Bandini", (novel), Ch.5:"You're dumb. A saphead. You don't savvy anything." simpleton, milksop A-shaped