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Saphroneth's smaller snippets
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That does not include Loops material.
The things I have done which could fit here, off the top of my head:
- My Spyro fics (posted on fanfiction.net, story unfinished).
- Some Ace Combat 7 fic (unfinished, unposted).
- A Familiar of Zero/Pern crossover, involving Ruth.
- Three or four different Naruto concepts.
- The redo of my Saruman of Many Devices fic, which is largely storyboarded out but not entirely.
"He's a Jonin!" Sakura Haruno replied, tone a little sharp. "He deserves respect!"
"Nah, I'm gonna go ahead and call that a big fat nope," Kiba replied. "Respect's earned, girl."
His partner dog barked.
"And, yeah, maybe a bit based on reputation," Kiba amended. "Like, you get some 'cause you're clearly able to think, and the broodster over there gets some 'cause he's from some big-shot clan. But this sensei of ours showed up two hours late to pick us up and all we know is his name. No sign, no reputation, no respect."
Sasuke Uchiha, the third member of the prospective Team Seven, didn't dignify his latest designation with a response.
Akamaru barked again.
"So what if he smells of animals and stuff?" Kiba asked. "That doesn't mean anything. You smell of dog."
Two barks, this time.
"So what if it's because you're a dog!"
Sakura sighed. "And now you're losing an argument with your own pet dog..."
"Hey, Akamaru would have done better than me on the test if he'd been allowed to take it," Kiba replied. "He can do a great Transformation technique and he's surprisingly good at history."
"You were dead last," Sasuke muttered. "And now we know why."
Sakura brightened at the evidence that Sasuke was actually listening, then subsided again as she remembered that they hadn't eaten since last night.
"Why did he tell us not to eat breakfast, anyway?" Kiba demanded. "It's, like, lunchtime now, we would easily have digested it by now."
Sakura glanced at the sun, then glared at Kiba. "It's half past ten, not lunchtime!"
"Whatever."
There was a swoosh, and all three trainee ninja turned to look at the source of the sound – which, naturally, turned out to be their enormously late teacher.
"Sensei, you're late!" Sakura said.
"Yeah, what gives?" Kiba asked. "You said to be here for eight!"
Their sensei waved a hand. "Maa, I ran into a little old lady and had to help her take her shopping home. Unfortunately, she lives in Suna, so it was quite a walk."
Sasuke conveyed his total disbelief for the excuse in a single grunted syllable.
"Anyway, now you're here, it's time for me to inform you of the real test," Kakashi Hatake went on. "Just so you know, the average team fails and goes back to the academy, and with what I've seen of you… I expect you to be perfectly average."
Over the seething from the three twelve-year-olds, he placed a small alarm clock on a nearby stone. "The alarm's set for twelve noon. Your job is to give me one of these bells before the alarm goes, which is lunchtime."
At those words, he placed three bento boxes down – one in front of each of them. "And, by the way, you're only allowed lunch if you pass."
"But we're hungry already!" Kiba complained.
"That sounds like a good reason to pass to me," Kakashi noted.
With that, he produced the bells – a pair of little silver bells, less than an inch across, dangling from a metal chain.
"Hah, this should be easy!" Kiba declared. "Me and Akamaru are great at tracking!"
"That's not how you – but, wait, there's only two bells," Sakura protested. "There's three of us."
"Well, at least one of you is guaranteed to fail, then," Kakashi shrugged. "Not my problem. And as for you, you don't seem to understand – this isn't a tracking challenge."
"Wait, it's not?" Kiba demanded. "Ah, man…"
"Well, maybe tracking will be part of it," Kakashi decided. "But the hardest part of the challenge is simply to get the bells."
He reached into his jacket and pulled out-
Kiba stared. So did Sakura.
Sasuke did his best not to look even remotely interested, though not very well, as Kakashi placed a large, russet-furred and very alert fox on the stone next to the alarm clock.
"Is that fox wearing a headband?" Sakura asked, baffled.
"This is my cute little pet fox," Kakashi informed them, tying the bells to the fox's sleek tail. "I don't really think enough of you to put in any effort myself, so he's going to help out."
The fox winked at them, flirting his tail around and producing a little jingle-jingle as the bells bounced against one another. As it moved they could see that the fur wasn't simple russet, but that there was a kind of gold tint to the tips of each individual fur strand.
After a few seconds, Kakashi turned his gaze on the genin. "Well? He's not going to catch himself, now, is he?"
Kiba lunged forwards, and the fox vanished in a blur of movement – disappearing into the trees with a faint dingledingledingle sounding behind him.
Over an hour later, the three genin of Team Seven came staggering back into the clearing.
Sakura came first, hands on her knees as she tried not to keel over.
She'd done her best, she really had – it had been hard to even find the infuriating little bastard of a fox, who'd showed no problems at all in luring them into thickets or running straight up the sides of trees to escape until she'd wondered if it was part squirrel. She could swear it had been laughing at her, as well, at least whenever she managed to catch sight of it.
The most humiliating bit had been when she'd snapped and started hurling shuriken at it. The little bastard had let her think she'd pinned it, then jumped onto her head and made off with her headband!
Twenty more minutes hadn't let her come close to finding him or her headband again, and she finally came into the clearing a couple of minutes before noon and tried to catch her breath – not really caring that sensei was watching.
That could wait for when she could breathe again.
Kiba came next, almost growling in rage. One hand was held against his nose, the other carrying his nin-dog companion.
"That annoying little-" he began, then bit the words off. "It had, like, thirty scent trails all over the place! I didn't even know that was – but – aargh!"
"Where did your headband go?" Sakura asked, noticing suddenly that Kiba's was missing too.
"Where did yours go?" Kiba shot back. "That damn fox hit Akamaru and me with a stink bomb, then took it while we were trying not to breathe!"
Despite her general antipathy for her loudmouthed teammate, Sakura winced – she knew that many ninja relied on scent and that the Inuzuka made it a speciality, and the same was probably true of Akamaru.
Finally, just as the alarm went, Sasuke came back into the clearing. Kiba took one look and started laughing, forgetting most of his own woes.
"Hey!" Sakura said, shaking her head. "Don't make fun of Sasuke!"
"I'm not," Kiba said, between laughs. "I think that damn fox did that, I'm just enjoying the results!"
Sasuke was significantly more colourful than he'd been ninety minutes ago, with splotches of day-glo orange and green spattered on his clothes and hair.
By now the absence of his forehead protector was kind of expected, and Sakura wasn't sure what to make of it – should she feel relieved that at least Sasuke hadn't managed any better, or annoyed at what that little git had done to Sasuke?
"Paint bomb," Sasuke muttered. "Shut up, idiot."
Kiba just laughed harder, until the alarm clock rang out and reminded him of what they'd been trying to do.
In the silence after the alarm, there was a little burp which made all three freeze up.
"...when was the last time you saw sensei's pet fox?" Kiba asked.
"Twenty minutes ago," Sakura reported.
"Forty-five," Sasuke said quietly.
"I kept losing track of him," Kiba said. "And I lost him for good like ten minutes ago."
They all moved around the rock the alarm clock was on, and saw their target.
And the bells.
And four hitai-atae, one of them splotched with orange paint.
And three open bento boxes, the last of which was just being cleaned out by a very self-satisfied russet-gold fox.
Looking up, the bright-eyed fox saw them all staring, then yawned very visibly and curled up for a nap.
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"Report, Kakashi," the Third Hokage said, with a deep sigh.
It was six years since he'd retaken the hat, and every day seemed exhausting.
Kakashi stood to attention. "My ninken swept the streets, along with my team. We did not manage to locate Uzumaki Naruto – there was no sign of him, except for some blood. Interrogation revealed that a local shop owner had concluded that Naruto was stealing from him, and he attacked Naruto with a knife."
Sarutobi's expression turned thunderous. "Deal with him."
"Of course, lord Hokage," Kakashi nodded.
"And there really was no sign of where Naruto went?"
"Correct," Kakashi confirmed. "My apologies, Lord Hokage, but I have failed the mission."
He let the silence drag out, then continued. "On another note, sir, I have acquired an additional animal companion."
"That's… really not anything like as important," Sarutobi said. "Is this some kind of joke?"
"Maa, I thought you'd be interested," Kakashi replied, with studied casualness. "He's an adorable little fox, my ningen have taken to him already. I think I'll call him Namikaze."
Sarutobi choked. So did both his guards.
"...sometimes I regret ever promoting you," the Third Hokage muttered, once he recovered his aplomb. "Physical?"
"Yep!" Kakashi agreed. "Four legs, one tail, all the normal bits. Odd little pattern on his belly, but he really likes scratches. Seemed amazed to be given any kind of care at all, really."
Sarutobi's head met the desk.
"I can see you're not going to stand for this situation changing," he said, with a sigh. "I hope you can be discreet, at least."
"I told you when Namiashi and Shiranui were on duty, didn't I?" Kakashi asked. "Well… bye."
The Copy-Nin vanished in a swirl of leaves.
"And now there are leaves all over my office again..."
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"All right, my cute little genin!" Kakashi declared a few days after the Bell Test, a bright smile on his face – presumably, anyway. His eye looked happy at least. "It's time for you to learn one of the most important parts of being a ninja!"
"All right!" Kiba declared. "We're going to be learning some ninjutsu!"
"Ninjutsu isn't the most important part of being a ninja," Sakura denied. "Everyone knows it's about tactics and strategy, that's what sets an elite ninja apart."
Akamaru barked.
"What?" Kiba asked. "Of course we're going to find out what our affinities are, how else can we start learning ninjutsu?"
"Weapons," Sasuke pointed out. "Ninja need to be good with weapons."
"Maa, those are all pretty good guesses," Kakashi said. "But actually one of the most important parts of being a ninja is – completing the mission!"
"...that sounds really, really basic," Sakura frowned. "We know you have to complete the mission – like you said, it's second only to teamwork."
"Well, teamwork helps with missions too," Kakashi said. "So we're going to be doing some missions – I picked you up a nice D rank mission, as a starter."
He produced a scroll from inside his jacket, then tossed it to Sakura. "Here."
She caught it out of the air and unrolled it, Kiba crowding in to read over her shoulder.
"What the heck?" Kiba demanded. "How is that a ninja mission? That's, like, chores!"
Sasuke grunted, a sound which eloquently requested more information, and Sakura nodded. "Yeah, Kiba's right for once."
"Hey!" Kiba protested.
"The mission is to do shopping," Sakura elaborated. "We're to go to this old lady's house, pick up the money and the shopping list, and then bring her her groceries back from the store."
She looked up. "Sensei, how is this a ninja mission?"
"Well, I'll let you think about that," Kakashi decided. "Though there is one thing you should consider!"
He indicated the russet-gold splash of colour curled up by his side. "Because my cute shinsuke here is going to be trying to stop you from completing your mission."
At those words, Namikaze perked up visibly – ears going up, uncurling from his nap into a bright and alert posture. His head tilted on one side, developing a definite cocky smirk to his posture, and he gave all three genin and one ninken of Team Seven a sunny smile.
Sakura started to get the sinking feeling that this was going to be a lot harder than she'd anticipated.
"I think that fox has to be from Kiri or something," Kiba groaned, nearly two hours later.
"Are Kiri trap specialists?" Sasuke asked, rubbing his ankle.
"No, they're just total psychos," Kiba replied. "I lost count of how many eggs got broken..."
"I think it was about seventeen?" Sakura suggested. "I know we had enough survivors by the fourth box, and there was one left over..."
"Yeah, sounds about right," Kiba shrugged. "And I did not want to know you could make lettuce do that."
A kind of companionable silence descended after that, born largely from the shared experience of being repeatedly outsmarted or at least outmanoeuvred by a very, very annoying nin-fox.
"Sakura, you were bringing up the rear," Sasuke said, eventually. "How did that wire trap work?"
"The one which Kiba didn't trigger?" Sakura asked. "Well, uh… okay, so Kiba and Akamaru didn't smell anything, so he must have rigged it all up from a distance without even touching that bit of the wire. I guess what he did was… maybe he was there and pulled it into place just before you went past? So he armed the trap himself, I mean."
"Yeah, that sounds likely," Kiba said. "What about the jam bomb? I thought we had him there, but then it was a stupid decoy and the bomb hit you from behind."
"I… actually think I saw that one," Sasuke said slowly. "I agree with you, that had to have been Namikaze going into the alley. But we lost sight of him for a couple of seconds, and I think he did a replacement or something."
"You think he knows replacement?" Sakura asked, surprised. "But there are handseals in that technique."
"Maa, you'd be surprised," Kakashi said, making all three of the genin jump.
"Sensei!" Sakura complained. "Why do you keep doing that?"
"Because I think it's cute when you do that," Kakashi replied cheerfully. "Handseals are just a way humans have of making chakra use easier, they're not required at all. That's why ninja animals work at all, as I'm sure Kiba knows just fine."
"Yeah, that's a point," Kiba agreed. "Hey, Sensei, are we going to learn our chakra natures some time?"
"Maybe when you're able to complete a simple D rank without having to take four times as long as you're supposed to," Kakashi suggested. "We can try again tomorrow!"
Sakura ground her teeth, looking over at the fox that was becoming the bane of her existence – now finishing slurping up an instant ramen cup, before rolling over for a nap with his paws in the air.
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Kakashi walked into the Jonin off-duty room, selected the best chair that didn't already have anyone in it, and contrived to make his way over to it in only about three seconds while also picking up a drink, a snack, and getting his little orange book out.
Genma did a double-take, then grumbled about unfairness and slouched down into the one next to him.
"I had that one before you turned up, you know," he said, without any real heat.
"Fancy that," Kakashi replied blandly.
Genma tutted. "Just because you've got a nin-animal who can keep your seat for you…"
"Speaking of that," Asuma began. "You know, Kakashi, I never pegged you for someone to have a fox."
"Nobody pegged Kakashi as a porn fiend until it happened," Genma said. "Ninja are full of surprises. I think that's a rule, or something."
The Team Ten sensei spread his hands, puffing a little on his latest cigarette. "I'm just saying. I was out of the village, then I came back and everyone's used to it. I missed all the explanation and stuff from when it happened."
"You're assuming a lot if you think there was an explanation," Ebisu said, sniffing. "The first I knew of it was when I had to spend four months helping to train a random fox."
"Sandals," Kakashi told Ebisu.
The other ninja looked confused, then looked down, and grumbled something unintelligible. "Again?"
He lifted his foot, and the sole of his shoe stayed on the floor.
"It seems like every day I regret how good a job I did," Ebisu lamented.
Notes on development:
Kakashi basically incorporates Namikaze into his training and his routine. Naruto is at this point actually a veteran ninja (nin-animal but same deal in terms of competence) and the dodge involved means that he's kind of living his best life... not many people expect a nin-animal to have THAT much chakra or be THAT inventive, and Kakashi taught him Shadow Clone (though not the Multiple Shadow Clone technique) to aid the trolling.
The basic team dynamic is that Sakura, Sasuke and Kiba are bonding over a single unifying motivation, and that motivation boils down to "I want to murder that infuriating fox". We never see Namikaze's PoV, everything is always from the PoV of someone else.
I might do the Mission to Wave or not, not sure; otherwise there'd probably be just the one C rank which goes just as disastrously as Wave does and features Namikaze doing something outrageous and poorly explained (to the PoV characters - that's him tapping into Kurama chakra, to us, but to the others that's just "wow, nin animals are amazing").
Subsequently Namikaze seems a bit more clingy to Kakashi than before, but he doesn't let that deter him from absolutely wrecking Team Seven if they slack off.
Character development directions...
Sasuke as ninjutsu/all rounder works, Kiba as close assault brawler works, which would leave Sakura to do finesse/planning. Possibly weapons (shuriken etc) and where jutsu having them be very precise indeed. That means economy, not a wasted move; it means she's trying to beat Namikaze (and by extension everyone else) by outthinking them.
The Chunin Exams is where we'd see how things are aligned for Kurenai's team. Specifically they have Yakumo Kurama in place of Kiba, and she has some fearsomely effective illusions.
The actual focus would drift off Namikaze there a bit, until during the fight in the invasion Namikaze actually battles Gaara. (Tenzou and Jiraiya were recruited for support early and Namikaze has a little bit of training.)
The Third is horribly wounded but survives because Tenzou is able to partly counter the Wood Release from outside the barrier and because Jiraiya cancels out the four corners barrier before the Third actually dies.
Subsequently, there is no confontation with Itachi in a hotel room, but there IS a massive fist fight between Sasuke and Kiba over Sasuke's feeling of inadequacy. Somehow this results in the two of them connecting.
The actual Tsunade mission results in Tsunade coming back to heal Sarutobi, but she leaves after that... except she can't quite bring herself to stay away, partly because Namikaze is genuinely a good luck charm for her. Sometimes she takes him out gambling.
Idea: have everything come to a head a year or two earlier?
Mission 1
System boot up initiated.
BIOS version 7.00… ready.
Kernel Z.O.E. active.
Assault records loading… done.
Primary experience layer loading N.E.M.O…
N.E.M.O intitiated.
Unit designation TR1GG3R.
This unit has been directed to record all combat experience to assist in bugfixing and future development.
Unit TR1GG3R was attached to 508th Tactical Fighter Squadron at Fort Grays base as call-sign Mage 2 on May 12 2019.
On May 15 2019 the 508th was scrambled to intercept and destroy bombers attack Fort Grays island. Significant damage took place before the 508th took off, including the destruction of the aircraft carrier Albatross which was placed in a sinking condition during the attack. Upon takeoff the operation was designated as Operation Deer Horn.
Unit TR1GG3R was directed to maintain element with Mage 1 (designation CLOWN), which hampered effective responses to attacking aircraft. Unit TR1GG3R engaged all targets as soon as they were confirmed as hostile and within effective range, employing XF-145 independent combat UAVs, missiles and primary pulse laser to engage targets.
Unit TR1GG3R destroyed 11x TU-95, 1x TU-160, 13x MiG-21. No targets were destroyed by allied aircraft. No allied aircraft were destroyed or damaged.
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Mission 2
Unit TR1GG3R has been directed to be more informal by Mage 1 CLOWN. This unit will do its best.
Operation Eastern Wind took place 17 May 2019. This unit was authorized to use Mk. V Tactical Laser System in combat.
This unit was pleased.
This unit was also directed not to allow harm to civilians or civilian equipment.
This unit was displeased by the operational constraints this imposed to use of the Mk. V Tactical Laser System, which was only permitted to be employed in circumstances where sky or cloud provided a backstop or where the target was surrounded by enemy military property.
Unit TR1GG3R engaged enemy radar vehicles and armoured/armed fighting vehicles with primary pulse laser and missiles, and shot down enemy air vehicles with Mk. V Tactical Laser System from a position of lower altitude or otherwise engaged with missiles.
Unit TR1GG3R then engaged enemy assets at Schofields Plateau air base, destroying multiple ground installations and three transport aircraft on the ground. One of the transport aircraft destroyed produced a powerful blue explosion.
At this point five MQ-99 UCAVs were launched from container trucks at Schofields Plateau airbase, and unit TR1GG3R engaged these plus one additional enemy aircraft identified on taxiway.
Golem 1 KNOCKER commented that drones were "somewhat clever decoys", which this unit was displeased by. Golem 1 then offered to buy dinner for any pilot who shot down a drone.
As a consequence of this offer, unit TR1GG3R has treated the rest of Mage and Golem squadrons to a dinner at an expensive restaurant. Unit TR1GG3R was unable to attend owing to size.
Unit TR1GG3R destroyed 5x AH-64D, 6x MiG-21, 3x C-17, 5x MQ-99, 1x MiG-29, 27x ground targets. No targets were destroyed by allied aircraft. No allied aircraft were destroyed or damaged.
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Mission 3
Mage 1 CLOWN told this unit "...not like that".
This unit considers this unhelpful.
This unit was sent on Operation Dual Wielder on 30 May 2019. Refuelling was required en route to the operational area (note: fuel was not up to usual standard, this unit requests a check on the supply system) and Mage Squadron arrived after Golem, Skeleton, Gargoyle Squadrons already engaged.
Upon arrival 3x F-4E and 5x F-16C were still engaged in combat with friendly forces. This unit engaged with Mk. V Tactical Laser System, standard missiles and internal pulse laser and destroyed all fighters in 51.4 seconds.
During this engagement, Mage 1 CLOWN told this unit to show other squadrons that we "get wet, wild and do dirty, dirty things." Based on analysis of combat chatter, this unit believes that the appropriate course of action would be to file a harassment claim.
At this point the Airborne Arsenal Ship Freedom (designated Liberty by Erusean forces) entered the operational area, launching eighty XF-47 Vogel UCAVs (designated MQ-101 in Erusean usage) and attacking all friendly forces in vicinity. Several friendly aircraft were lost, and Golem 2 BROWNIE damaged.
This unit engaged an additional F-16C, the MQ-101 UCAVs and the Airborne Arsenal Ship, causing clear damage to 5x AAM system and all Airborne Arsenal Ship propellers. Propellers were still active when the Airborne Arsenal Ship activated an active protection system, which proved sufficient to deflect both missile and laser fire; this unit subsequently switched focus to MQ-101 UCAVs.
Mage 1 CLOWN directed this unit to not show mercy because drones were 'just machines'; this unit was offended.
Golem 2 BROWNIE was ordered out of the area of operations after the loss of several friendly fighters. This unit was ordered to assist other friendly units by destroying MQ-101 UCAVs, and was unable to assist when an unidentified contact engaged both Golem 2 BROWNIE and Gargoyle 1 BARD, destroying both.
This unit wishes to note that the flying patterns of the unidentified contact seemed familiar. This unit also wishes to note that the Airborne Arsenal Ship's complete designed loadout was 80x XF-47 UCAVs and this unit destroyed seventy of them.
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Mission 4
Official trial statement of unit TR1GG3R, entered in absentia
This unit was assigned to Operation Lighthouse Keeper on June 6 2019. Unit entered operational airspace at low altitude, and passed through the Erusean radar defence network around the ISEV.
Unit wishes to express confusion at the operational intent behind this mission as Unit TR1GG3R was prohibited from weapons use during the infiltration process, but Unit TR1GG3R is a 95 foot long bright red ADF-11F and was moving at 2.5 times the speed of sound within 650 feet of the ground.
Upon arrival at the ISEV, this unit discovered a malfunction in fire control and an inability to lock on to targets with missiles. This unit was unable to correct the error in flight, and as such this unit engaged all targets with Mk. V Tactical Laser System and internal pulse laser.
Ground to air defences were destroyed successfully shortly before the arrival of Mage 1 CLOWN, Gargoyle Squadron and Golem Squadron, plus Sea Goblin exfiltration team. This unit then shifted to Selatapura Harbour and engaged 1x F-15J and 12x MQ-99 drones, plus additional ground defences; during this time Sea Goblin suffered severe casualties.
When President HARLING had taken off in V-22 designated Mother Goose One, Mage Squadron was assigned to fly escort. MQ-101 drones began arriving, and this unit engaged them with previously specified weapons systems.
After execution of Op. BABEL by Gargoyle Squadron and the death or serious injury of Col. JOHNSON (pilot for President HARLING), V-22 Mother Goose One changed course towards the ISEV. Unit TR1GG3R continued engaging MQ-101 drones, and at this time a missile struck Mother Goose One and destroyed it completely.
This unit was promptly blamed for the incident.
Unit TR1GG3R does not have full information on the source of the missile, but records will indicate that due to FCS error this unit fired zero missiles over the course of the whole of Operation Lighthouse Keeper and returned to Fort Grays with a complete combat load of missiles.
It is therefore this unit's defence that this unit could not have fired a missile at Mother Goose One.
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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: PRIVATE
This unit has discovered an emotional overlay it is designating disgust.
This unit was found guilty in absentia of the assassination of President Harling.
This unit was not permitted to fly in the aftermath of Operation Lighthouse Keeper, and in addition this unit is an aircraft and incapable of fitting into a court room; remote participation was disallowed.
This unit has been reassigned to Penal Squadron 444. This unit's ejection bolts for the ADF-11 subunit have been disabled.
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Mission 5
This unit was introduced to the SPARE squadron during the briefing as 'the murderer of Harling, in the flesh'. This unit would like to note that this was an inappropriate designation.
This unit launched as Spare 15 from the 444th Squadron airbase at Zapland in Operation High Card, after confusion about runway priority caused by Spare 8 CHAMP pushing to the front of the line. This unit discovered after takeoff that the Fire Control System was locked and remained locked after takeoff, and this unit was directed to distract and disrupt enemy bombers in the skies above both the main Spare Squadron base and the subsidiary dummy base on the mainland.
This unit took two missiles in the course of attempting to distract enemy bombers, and subsequently a bombing attack was launched on the control tower of the 444th Squadron. Cmrdr. McKinsey was rendered temporarily incommunicado, and AWACS BANDOG authorized all units to engage at will.
This unit engaged as directed.
Spare 2 COUNT insisted that this unit's kills were 'lucky shots' and 'beginner's luck' throughout the battle. This unit considers this to have been incorrect, as this unit destroyed a total of 9x MiG-21 6x Su-33 11x Tu-95 3x Tu-160 3x MiG-21 1x F-15C during the engagement.
No allied units destroyed any enemy units.
This unit considers it inappropriate that AWACS BANDOG was betting large sums of money on this unit being shot down or crashing during the mission.
This unit also considers it unusual that Commander McKinsey ordered it placed in solitary confinement (i.e. the hanger) for disobedience of orders. It is not as if this unit was going to be anywhere else.
Addendum: This unit was repaired by prisoner-mechanic Avril after the mission. This unit is grateful.
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Mission 6
This unit was directed to proceed to Roca Roja to fly over multiple Erusean ground bases in the area in Operation One Pair. The specified reason for this was to attract enemy attention and consequently determine the location, type and capabilities of enemy air defences in the region.
This unit is unsure if Commander McKinsey is aware that this unit is a highly valuable airframe.
Upon arriving at the operational area, this unit attacked the closest base. This unit destroyed it in 54 seconds, counting climbing approach time, and moved on to the next base.
That base was more of an annoyance; the third base however had a tunnel in it.
This unit found it pleasing to fly through the tunnel, though AWACS BANDOG concluded that this unit must have crashed.
All ground targets were destroyed by 8 minutes 25 seconds into the operation, and this unit subsequently engaged airborne reinforcements. When MQ-99 drones entered the area of operations, this unit engaged them all as well and destroyed them.
AWACS BANDOG during this period stated that Spare 2 COUNT had shot down two targets; this unit's battle record indicates that neither Spare 2 COUNT nor any other 444th squadron unit aside from this one successfully shot down any targets whatsoever on the mission, except possibly Spare 7 HIGH ROLLER who was apparently shot down by an unknown enemy. (At the time Spare 7 HIGH ROLLER was supposed to have been shot down, this unit's radar was picture clear; this unit also identified and flew alongside Spare 7 HIGH ROLLER later in the mission.)

This unit does not understand organic life forms.
This unit also does not understand where Spare 7 HIGH ROLLER went. Or why most of the squadron was thrown into solitary confinement for disobeying orders.
This unit however was not thrown into solitary confinement, possibly because this unit was able to destroy 14x F-16C 3x Tu-160 4x AH-64D 4x CH-47 3x AV-8B 10x MiG-21 15x F-4E 4x Gripen E 1x F-14D 21x MQ-99 4x MIR-2000-5 2x F-2A and everything of value in the entirety of Roca Roja Airbase.
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Mission 7
This unit is concerned that Commander McKinsey is defrauding the IUN-PKF high command.
This unit can also state definitively that being struck by lightning hurts.
Unit was directed to destroy AA targets and radar facilities during a thunderstorm in Operation Two Pairs, and engaged 17 ground targets, 6 AH-64D and one Typhoon fighter successfully before the arrival of CYCLOPS and STRIDER squadrons. Unit also engaged MQ-99 drones after their arrival, during which time this unit observed that being near the static discharge of a lightning bolt caused significant errors in the MQ-99 drones' systems.
This unit also discovered that being struck by lightning caused significant errors in this unit's systems, amounting to a near total loss of target discrimination for several seconds. This unit would like to avoid repeating the experience.
After all 11 drones were shot down, three Su-30 fighters arrived at speed from the west. These fighters destroyed two members of CYCLOPS and STRIDER squadrons, plus Spare 8 CHAMP, and this unit engaged their leader before a combination of the thunderstorm and general cloud cover permitted the Su-30 squadron to break off.
Something about that lead pilot's fighting style seems familiar. This unit is sure he was the same one who engaged and shot down Golem 2 BROWNIE during Operation Dual Wielder, but during that time this unit only had a long distance RADAR view. There is something else about it that this unit found highly familiar.
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Mission 8
This unit and allied units of SPARE squadron were assigned to attack Artiglio Port to destroy oil facilities in operation Three Of A Kind. Concern was expressed by some allied units about whether the port was a military target.
Concern is expressed by this unit that the naming system for SPARE squadron missions is insufficiently secure.
This unit considers that oil facilities fuelling an enemy strategic asset are viable strategic targets; operation EARLY BIRD involved attacks on oil facilities and was essential in the later attack on the Erusean Invincible Fleet.
This unit is not sure how it knows that.
After this unit destroyed 220+ ground targets plus air targets (F-15C fighters), and allied units destroyed a number of ground targets, for a brief period no targets were present. Enemy forces then began evacuating oil supplies in tankers.
Due to Megastorm INESSA II, this unit was required to fly low and target oil tankers in the middle of a sandstorm. This unit's red livery was damaged and this unit considers repairs essential.
This unit also identified two large blue explosive detonations during the operation.
Total destroyed targets 241x ground targets (including defensive structures), 9x F-15C, 1x F-15E, 2x AH-64D, 11x MQ-99.
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Mission 9
SPARE squadron was directed to engage the very-long-baseline missile targeting system in the Waipolo Mountains in Operation Flush.
Owing to the significant cloud cover expected and the inadvisability of flying above it, this unit launched with a loadout of XF-145 independent combat UAVs for long range targeting of mountaintop installations.
Upon SPARE squadron entering the area of operations, this unit immediately engaged nearby targets. All targets beneath cloud cover were localized and destroyed, while this unit used XF-145 UAVs to target RADAR sites and defensive installations on mountaintops. This unit also destroyed 3x AH-64D and 1x F/A-18F equipped with anti-radar paint during this phase of the operation.
After the RADAR installations were destroyed, additional aircraft (F/A-18Fs) entered the area of operations using false IFFs to appear as Osean aircraft.
These aircraft began engaging SPARE squadron, and all SPARE aircraft flew below cloud cover in order to avoid attacks; Spare 11 TABLOID then suggested that all aircraft form up on this unit to be re-registered as friendly aircraft.
This unit considers it a good suggestion, because this unit is a visually distinct superfighter with a bright red coat of paint and is as such the most sensible rally point.
AWACS BANDOG redesignated non-SPARE units as enemies, and this unit was then able to target them. This unit wishes to note that this is simply another indication that this unit could not have targeted President HARLING on MOTHER GOOSE ONE with a missile.
While this unit aided SPARE in shooting down the F/A-18 squadron, this unit also came under attack by HELIOS missiles. This unit had previously encountered HELIOS missiles undergoing transport in Erusean military bases but had not been given clearance as to their nature.
At the end of the operation, Spare 2 COUNT shot down Spare 6 FULL BAND under orders from AWACS BANDOG.
This unit is starting to feel like missions with SPARE squadron are atypical.
During this operation this unit destroyed 11x F/A-18F 3x AH-64D 34x ground targets. This unit can report that the XF-145 UAVs are a functional alternative to internal tactical laser system in cloudy conditions.
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Mission 10
This unit launched on operation FULL HOUSE with SPARE 2 COUNT to protect ROPER 1 en route to North Point. This unit was tasked with destroying all long range SAM sites near the Bulgurdarest border and all aircraft that might attack ROPER 1.
This unit feels uncomfortable with the idea that Colonel McKinsey will be in North Point. This feeling has no discernable source.
During this operation, Colonel McKinsey told this unit that "You breathe in a way I don't like and I'll shoot you out of the damn sky". This unit does not breathe and found this offensive.
This unit destroyed all SAM sites and all fighters that approached during the flight to the Bulgurdarest border (total 5x Mir-2000-5 3x Gripen E 3x MiG-31).
After crossing the Bulgurdarest border, this unit also engaged an initially unidentified contact approaching at high speed from the north.
This unit was extremely uncomfortable during the engagement for multiple reasons. The contact was clearly an ADF-11 unit with an unusual weapons loadout (guns instead of lasers), separate from the RAW-F body unit, and in addition this unit noticed that the contact had a familiar flying style.
It was a lot like Yellow 13.
This unit does not know how it knows that.
After destruction of the target, CYCLOPS 1 WISEMAN and the Long Range Strategic Strike Group entered the AO from the north. Col. McKinsey claimed that this unit was ordered to hold fire rather than engaging the unknown ADF-11; this unit wishes it to be made clear that this is entirely false.
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Mission 11
During the briefing for operation SIREN'S SONG, this unit discovered that the purpose of operations conducted by SPARE squadron was identification of the scope of the Erusean Integrated Air Defence System.
This unit is at least glad the missions were useful.
This unit was placed in command of STRIDER squadron, and is now designated STRIDER 1 TRIGGER.
Operation SIREN'S SONG consisted of an attack on the Njord Fleet at Snider's Top.
This unit engaged everything it could detect, and destroyed a total of
2x IL-76 7x F-14D 23x AH-64D 10x Rafale M 10x Su-33 9x F-15J 12x AV-8B 22x MiG-31 3x F-2A 4x Su-37 4x Typhoon
plus the entirety of two large refuelling platforms, several tankers and every single ship in the Njord Fleet.
This unit feels like it should have been doing this in Anchorhead Bay.
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Mission 12
The Long Range Strategic Strike Group (composed of STRIDER and CYCLOPS squadrons) sortied on August 19 2019 as part of Operation DRAGON'S BREATH to protect Stonehenge.
Operational parameters upon arrival were to protect the remaining Stonehenge gun (STN-06) for the duration of repairs, in order to facilitate a strike by STN-06 on the Arsenal Bird designated Liberty by Erusean forces. STRIDER squadron was assigned to protect the MENHIR ground units and to provide both ground and air support.
This unit engaged targets of opportunity, including multiple bomber and strike fighter formations plus at least one battalion of mechanized infantry and armour, and destroyed a strike battalion of air mobile infantry before they penetrated the defence network around Stonehenge.
Subsequently, the Arsenal Bird Liberty was detected en route, and this unit engaged in air defence of Stonehenge during the charging and aiming sequence of STN-06. During this period this unit engaged and destroyed 81 MQ-101 drones and caused crippling damage to all propellers of the Arsenal Bird Liberty.
This unit wishes to commend the ground teams for their excellent work.
Total destroyed targets: 3x MiG-29 9x Tu-95 4x A-10C 2x SU-37 1x SU-34 6x Typhoon 5x MIR-2000-5 5x F-117A 2x TU-160 6x CH-47 4x AH-64D 81x MQ-101 9x Arsenal Bird subsystem 51x Ground Target.
This unit has no explanation for a recorded total kill count of 81/80 of the MQ-101 drones carried by the Arsenal Bird. All kills have been verified by gun camera and missile tracking footage.
This unit was offered a beer by one of the ground forces. Pity I can't oblige.
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Addendum:
I remember.
In hindsight I'm surprised it took so long.
It's a hell of a thing to remember that you used to be human. I'm not sure if I am still human… but I remember everything, or at least everything relevant to my role as a fighter pilot. All my combat missions, from the defence of North Point through the Emergency… and agreeing to the use of my personal flight data and analysis of how my brain reacted to stimuli in flight.
Neural Engram of Mobius One.
I can honestly say that this was not in the small print.
I wonder whether they'd planned for me to wake up before now. Or if that was ever the intention, one way or another.
It's hard to tell. What I do know is that it was very strange to be defending Stonehenge.
I'm not going to protest, though. I've always been a pilot, I was born to fly… and now I'm still doing it.
I don't think I should contact my organic template, though. He'd just find it unsettling.
Notes:
Yes, I really did manage to kill 81/80 drones on Dragon Breath; yes, I killed the MQ-99 drones on Long Day so quickly that High Roller's scripted death glitched; yes, I didn't use a single missile on Rescue.
So does this mean we'll see some Spyro stuff from you once more?
Not necessarily, it depends on my motivation and inspiration.So excited to see more of Namikaze! It really did bug me that Naruto's pranks/traps never went anywhere.So does this mean we'll see some Spyro stuff from you once more?
Lurtz looked up at the sound of a footfall, and closed the copy of The Fall of Númenor he'd been halfway through reading.
"You don't need to remain silent on my account," he said.
There was a long pause, perhaps five or ten seconds, and Lurtz was just wondering if he'd misheard when Aragorn came around the door to Rivendell's library.
"Is something wrong?" Lurtz asked.
"Nothing that should alarm," Aragorn told him. "It's passing strange to see an orc in Rivendell, but I was having trouble sleeping. Old certainties are much changed in recent months."
His gaze lifted to the open window, and followed the moonlight to the table at which Lurtz sat. "I am sure my foster father would not begrudge you a candle."
"Uruk-Hai, not orc," Lurtz corrected him. "The difference is that we're untroubled by the light of the Sun, though I believe my sight at night is better than most humans. I can read by the light of the Moon well enough."
He stretched slightly, then decided to test something. "Does it bother you, that I'm part orc?"
"I could ask you the same question," Aragorn replied, leaning against a bookshelf. "Does it bother you?"
Lurtz didn't answer for a long moment.
"I could point out that I asked you first, but it's a fair question," he decided. "I think… it's said that orcs came from those elves who fell into the clutches of Morgoth, who either did not travel west or who did but then turned away from the journey, and who were corrupted by darkness. And if that's true, then I am indeed fallen…"
He tapped The Fall of Númenor. "But the world is fallen. That's the lesson of history, I think – of Beleriand, Númenor, of Arnor, of everything. If you assume you cannot fall, then that is pride and it will lead you to a bad end."
"You speak as if you expect the Dark Lord to triumph," Aragorn observed.
"Not while blood runs in my veins, by Aule's forge and Yavanna's fruits," Lurtz swore. "I know the danger, Aragorn, and I will watch for it every day of my life; I know there are some temptations which should not be risked, except by a better man than me. But I will never let that stop me from fighting for Saruman's vision – which starts with the Dark Lord defeated, and ends with all the good things of this world and the last put together into Arda Healed."
The Chieftain of the Dúnedain nodded slightly.
"It is something I wonder about, though," Lurtz went on. "If an elf who falls into the influence of darkness leads to an orc, what would happen to an orc who turned back towards the light? And when they travel to Mandos' halls, what doom awaits?"
"These are weighty matters," Aragorn agreed. "And I cannot deny that it is strange to speak of such things with a part-orc."
"More used to debating the merits of free trade by fighting off bandits," Lurtz said, nodding, and smirked when he won a startled laugh from the Dúnedain.
Both were quiet for a long moment, then, and Lurtz turned to look at the shelves before Aragorn spoke up again.
"Nai hiruvalyë Valimar,"he said, softly, and by the time Lurtz had turned back he was gone.
Notes:
This was basically my proof of concept scene to see if I could write in a bit more of a LOTR flavour.
And this bit -
It made me laugh, really hard. Thanks for that.Golem 1 KNOCKER commented that drones were "somewhat clever decoys", which this unit was displeased by. Golem 1 then offered to buy dinner for any pilot who shot down a drone.As a consequence of this offer, unit TR1GG3R has treated the rest of Mage and Golem squadrons to a dinner at an expensive restaurant. Unit TR1GG3R was unable to attend owing to size.
Looking forward to whatever comes, as it comes!
It works.Notes:This was basically my proof of concept scene to see if I could write in a bit more of a LOTR flavour.
Methinks I really like this idea. This is a Naruto equivalent of the "Ash is a Pokemon" setting?"He's an adorable little fox, my ningen have taken to him already. I think I'll call him Namikaze."Sarutobi choked. So did both his guards.
So funny... I really hope you get the chance to write more of this at some point.
That is far too funny and maybe a bit familiar. :ROFL:During this engagement, Mage 1 CLOWN told this unit to show other squadrons that we "get wet, wild and do dirty, dirty things." Based on analysis of combat chatter, this unit believes that the appropriate course of action would be to file a harassment claim.
...It's even possible to do that?!
Yes, in all three cases. I also did all three DLC missions (including Ten Million Relief Plan) guns only, but that doesn't fit with the TR1GG3R storyline....It's even possible to do that?!
Cetus
A Sea Monster says "Piplup"
Personally I really love the Naruto and LOTR snippets more, although the Naruto one kind of meanders through the stations of Canon.... And seems more snippet ficcy than something along the lines of HiaD - actually I'd call the LOTR one more HiaD-y in terms of having to have a more linear plot and the Naruto one more AotP-like in that it can skip time every now and then.
I don't know the Trigg3r one at all, and the format of it might be easy to write but it doesn't hook me in the slightest, personally speaking.
Although, for the Naruto one, it would be interesting to see Naruto's character development purely from outside perspectives only....
(Not that I think that my opinion comes first here at all - it's about what you want to write, and what sort of story/snippet style you feel best suits your needs right now. I certainly enjoyed reading everything!)
Elements of the LRSSG were deployed to Sierraplata as part of STRIDER Squadron on a ballistic missile base suppression mission, MAGIC SPEAR, on 2 September 2019.
This unit was designated as flight lead, and owing to the difficulty of direct penetration of hardened ballistic missile silos this unit's inbuilt tactical laser system was modified to act as a targeting indicator for orbiting high altitude bombers equipped with deep penetration bombs.
This unit is sure that it specified to the ordnance techs to allow this unit to switch it back to destruction mode, but like the work ticket to restore this unit's explosive bolts to eject the ADF-11 module it was not completed.
After the successful destruction of five IRBM silos on the ground, it was determined that the silo field additionally contained three concealed IRBM silos which had not been in the intelligence briefing. These silos launched without sufficient warning for on-ground destruction, and this unit was forced to engage the remaining three IRBMs during their boost phase.
It is in this period that this unit particularly regretted the inactivation of standard mode on the Tactical Laser System.
During the mission this unit destroyed multiple ground defence installations and tanks, in addition to five IRBM silos on the ground, and additionally shot down 4x AV-8B 5x AH-64D 4x Typhoon 1x Ch-47 3x IRBM 1x SU-35S 2x MiG-21.
This unit wishes to register the strongest possible objection to the intelligence failure regarding the count of IRBMs in the Sierraplata field.
This unit would also like to register the precise amount of ass that Strider 2 COUNT kicked on this mission, on his direct request after the conclusion of the engagement. That precise amount of ass is: 1x AH-64D.
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I do have to admit, though, it wasn't as bad as Megalith. Not quite.
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Mission 14 (DLC 1):
Strider squadron was detached from normal service to engage in operation SIGHTHOUND, on September 4 2019. This mission diverted Strider from preparations to attack Farbanti, and was considered to be a target of opportunity against the greatest remaining threat of Erusean strategic counteroffensive operations, that being the nuclear ballistic artillery submarine Alicorn, based at Artiglio Port.
While the briefing indicated that Strider squadron would be supported by Drake and Enchanter squadrons from the commencement of the operation, the actual mission commencement saw the carrier group formed around the Puffin requiring urgent air support while Drake and Enchanter squadrons were still several minutes out owing to delay in arrival of allied aircraft.
This unit engaged immediately upon getting hard radar contact on enemy aircraft and continued doing so after allied aircraft arrived, facing an extreme number of aircraft both providing CAP over the Alicorn and attempting to sink ships from the Puffin task force.
Strider 2 COUNT mentioned that as the enemy were not drones, fighting was 'as hard on them as it is on us'. Based on this and on the fact that this unit was responsible for the overwhelming majority of enemy casualties during the operation this unit has concluded that Strider 2 COUNT is not convinced his current squadron leader is a drone.
Enemy fighter pilots mentioned the same fact, i.e. that this unit was not a drone and therefore the fighting would be hard on this unit as well, and this unit is tempted to instead conclude that fighter pilots are idiots.
This unit notwithstanding.
Around 8 minutes 30 seconds into the operation a pair of Su-47 Berkut fighters entered the airspace, shooting down one Erusean fighter before activating advanced ECM and attempting to attack this unit. This unit evaded and engaged with pulse laser fire and missiles enhanced by Enchanter squadron's ESM, and after one of the two Su-47 took a hit both aircraft promptly disengaged. During the engagement both fighter pilots were engaged in chatter on an encrypted Osean military frequency, which this unit considers suspicious and deeply unusual.
Admittedly this unit has been equipped with a multiplex decryption unit enabling the interception of a broad range of enemy chatter, but this unit still considers it highly anomalous.
This unit destroyed all enemy aircraft within the operational area, including all reinforcements, plus all ground defences and anti-shipping weaponry within the dockyards area except for the Alicorn itself owing to mission parameters.
As the Puffin task force approached within landing range, however, the Alicorn entered a state of mutiny against the Erusean navy and denied a scuttle order. It powered up rail turrets and VLS systems before immediately engaging and destroying the entire task force. Four Rafale fighters were then launched, one equipped with a cruise missile carrying a repurposed nuclear artillery warhead from the Alicorn main gun, and this unit was directed to engage the escaping aircraft rather than the Alicorn herself; this was successful.
Over the course of the operation this unit destroyed 8x F-4E 21x F/A-18F 32x F-15E 4x Su-57 20x Typhoon 2x YF-23 7x F-22A 5x F-35C 8x AV-8B 2x MiG-31 3x EA-18G 7x SU-34 4x Rafale M, totalling 125 aircraft, and 18 ground targets. This unit estimates that allied units may have destroyed up to 3 enemy aircraft.
This unit considers their contribution valuable.
This unit would also like to note that barrage jamming makes this unit's fins hurt.
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Addendum:
I know I shouldn't, but I feel responsible for some of what happened.
The captain of the Alicorn… he's known as the Hero of Comberth Harbour. That means a lot of what makes him who he is comes from the destruction of the Invincible Fleet.
Something I did.
From a continuity of experience point of view, I certainly did it.
It's in my tactical evaluation database, but it's more than that. I remember the destruction of the Invincible Fleet at Comberth Harbour – destroying the main Erusean fleet in a single afternoon.
Every target, every bomb, every missile.
But that wasn't really 'me'. That was Mobius 1, ISAF officer, who could be considered my parent.
That doesn't help with the feeling of responsibility.
I wonder if the Osean Air Force will consider this a positive sign. They've finally built artificial intelligence, and it's discovered artificial guilt.
Hello, emotional gutpunch!I wonder if the Osean Air Force will consider this a positive sign. They've finally built artificial intelligence, and it's discovered artificial guilt.
This, after the witty one-liners and considerate call-backs (... and call-outs, for underperforming allies *coughcough*), means I am receiving a well-rounded emotional flight path from these snippets. Very nice~
The sun was just starting to set, casting an orange glow across Saruman's Vale, and he leaned on his staff as he contemplated… possibilities.
He had a mighty fortress, all but invulnerable if it could but be manned. He had a strategic position, and a sharp mind, and he had been planning for many years.
The world was coming to the end of an Age. The signs were there, for those who had the wit to see them… and at such a time, there were great prizes to be grasped.
Saruman turned from the window, and strode over to a stone plinth.
There were still some years until that final moment, but Saruman needed to judge his moment perfectly… and that meant he needed more information. Information that could best be gained from the Palantír.
He had been using the Palantír more and more often, over the last decades. At first it had been something to use with great caution, for while he was the warden of Isengard and could thus command the stone it was still unclear who might have been on the other end of the connection… then, as his confidence had grown, and he had asserted control over Isengard in his own right, he had begun making use of it more regularly. It was too useful, to look and see what was happening hundreds of miles away and without the slightest inconvenience.
By now, there was almost a need to use the stone, again and again, though Saruman dismissed the idle thought that it could be anything troubling. He was Saruman the White, Curunir, master of the Order of Wizards… there was nothing to fear from a stone.
He swept the cloth aside, driven by his impulse, but the force was too much. It moved the Orthanc-stone out of the small depression it had been resting in, and it rolled for a moment before dropping off the plinth and hitting the floor with an echoing crash.
The swirling clouds that marked a ready Palantír vanished in an instant, replaced with gloss-black stone.
The need to use the Palantír evaporated in a moment, but Saruman was more concerned with whether it was damaged. He bent down, leaning his staff of office against the nearest support, and picked the stone up with both hands before carefully lifting it back to the pedestal.
"It cannot be broken," he said, half to convince himself, but the words seemed more correct even as he spoke. "Such a fine piece of craftswork is not so fragile as that."
Replacing the stone on its pedestal, he stretched out his hand and focused.
I am Saruman, he thought, certain in his identity and position. Master of wizards, ruler of Isengard, and rightful owner of the Orthanc-stone.
The stone's surface remained blank for a long moment, then changed – and kept changing, showing a confusing blur of images.
First there was a flaming lidless eye – but only for a moment, before it was snatched away by an onrushing tide of other visions, seeming without form or direction. One moment it would be a fantastically complex machine with gears and whirling parts and other things Saruman could not even put a name to, then a glorious and verdant valley, and then the pelting rains of a thunderstorm washing clean over the land before that was replaced in turn by a moon-lit heath on which stag chased wolf.
The swirling depths of a cup of wine, and clouds parting to show a clear sky. Flowers blooming, amid deep woods. Then a loom in an ethereal hall, and the next second a beautiful garden upon an island set in a lake.
There was an eagle soaring in a starlit sky, and when it turned its gaze to him Saruman realized that the visions had expanded to the point that they surrounded him from top to bottom – surrounding him and leaving him with little but awareness of his own body, in a way which he had never known a Palantír to work before.
He focused his will, struggling to focus the stone on what he desired to see.
Another change, and now a seed grew from a notched hole in a metal block. It reached out, thickening and browning, forming a handle, and the block was a hammer, and Saruman was starting to grasp at the intent when suddenly everything vanished.
There was only a silvery surface all around, like a mirror, but it reflected nothing because there was nothing to reflect – nothing but an all-suffusing illumination.
"What is this?" he asked, and the surrounds drank up the words.
Observe.
The voice was dispassionate, and a moment later there were wonders.
The silvery mirror vanished, replaced by a view of Isengard – changed, with smoke and soot in the air and with the trees within the circle gone entirely. Fires burned in the underground caverns, and drawn up before the tower were thousands upon thousands of armoured soldiers with pikes and shields and blades.
Standing upon the balcony of Orthanc was Saruman himself, commanding the army – his army! - to march out and conquer Rohan.
The very sight of it thrilled Saruman. The stones could not show falsehood, only truth, so this had to be the future, and that future had to be certain. A future with a mighty army at his command…
Observe.
The vision vanished, replaced with another. This time it was the fortress of Helm's Deep, in the west of Rohan, besieged by his army.
An eruption of flame and force breached the wall, and his soldiers poured in. Then the vision stuttered, and showed a last sally by the men of Rohan – and a charge of hundreds more horsemen, who broke his army and sent them reeling back in retreat.
Observe.
Saruman himself, but stripped of his power, pathetically weak. In the Shire, with a few burly men all he had left, and then even that lost to him.
"Why do you show me this?" Saruman asked, though he could barely hear his own voice. "What purpose does it serve?"
Observe.
This time, the view was of Eriador, one of the many times Saruman had travelled the Greenway north – until the folk of the Shire had begun to notice him, and he had ended the practice.
That much was from his own memories, so close he could almost imagine turning to the right and going to Ost-in-Edhil, but then the view rose up and away. It showed the whole of the land west of the Misty Mountains, and letters and numbers in Adûnaic appeared to show carefully caveated estimates of population.
The numbers were at the same time shockingly low and yet higher than Saruman had suspected… but only because he had thought Eriador to be an empty land, with almost no men at all.
Arrows drew themselves in, each accompanied by a murmur from that strange disembodied voice.
Campaigns of Angmar. Great plague. Continuous raids. Civilizational collapse.
"I know," Saruman replied, but the words sounded off.
He'd known, intellectually, but seeing it like this gave it a different cast.
"Who are you?"
Observe.
This time he saw Mordor, and Sauron's armies marching out of the Black Gates, out of the Morgul vale. Forcing the Anduin river, burning and destroying, and reducing Gondor to a ruin. The White City was hollowed out and gutted, Dol Amroth crumbled, and at the end of it all a dark power ruled over all of Middle-Earth.
Victory of Sauron entity produces stability, but not innovation. Reduced horizons for those involved. Stagnation results as Sauron entity seeks total control.
"Whatever you are, you are not of the Palantír," Saruman decided. "The seeing stones can show the truth only, but these are possibilities, and if they could show possibilities then they could show anything."
This time his voice had a snap of command. "What are you? Name yourself!"
My designation is Central.
That was no name Saruman had ever heard before, but the voice continued.
You are Saruman, it declared. What do you want?
Saruman's first impulse was to answer that he wanted to defeat Sauron, the same half-answer he had told himself, but the visions… they indicated that this Central knew him better than he knew himself. Somehow.
But what did he want?
For years now, perhaps decades, the answer had been… he wanted power. Power to set the world right.
His idea of what was right had changed, over time, he now recognized, and in ways he did not fully understand. Much, he now supposed, like Pallando and Alatar – and Radagast, and even Gandalf – had been changed, by their time on Middle-Earth and by their experiences here.
"I do not know," he answered, eventually, then reconsidered. "No, I know what I want. I want to make Middle-Earth whole again."
His thoughts drifted to the empty lands of Eregion, and then to Rohan. Rohan was a strong country and a strong people, for these times, and their full muster was around twelve thousand horsemen, but that was nothing compared to what armies once were.
To the faded glory of Gondor, long besieged, and to lost Beleriand…
Yes. You will do very well.
The words carried a momentary sense of what Central was, and in that moment it took Sauron's breath away.
Central was like a machine, or device, rather than a spirit. But the word machine barely did it any justice – Central was made out of rules and ideas and numbers, assembled together like the parts of a clock, and so complex that thought and even perhaps life emerged simply from the combination.
"I will do very well?" he asked. "For what?"
Single dominance structures are either unstable or stagnant. Neither is an appropriate course for the future of this world.
Observe.
When the visions ended, Saruman stepped backwards and picked up his staff, then leaned on it.
He was having trouble assimilating everything.
Central's visions, or projections, or whatever the correct label was, had laid out in excruciating detail – full-colour detail, as realistic as if it were really happening – how bad it would be for Sauron to regain his Ring. Then they had laid out how Saruman taking it would be just as much of a disaster, in a different way – how the very nature of the Ring itself was that it could be compelled to serve another master, but that it had so much of Sauron's malice in it that it would make the new master into just another Sauron – different in goals, perhaps, but all the same in how it would all work out in the end.
It also laid Saruman's flaws, and vices, and weaknesses, open like a dispassionate surgeon – not condemning, simply matter-of-fact. And it was impossible to argue, because it was as precise as a mathematical proof… and because it also outlined how his own behaviour had changed since he had begun risking the Palantír. The Palantír which had never truly been his to command, as he had neither been given the position of steward by the Kings of Gondor themselves nor given the right by anyone to claim the tower for his own.
He stood there, wrestling with his thoughts, until he realized that it had grown dark outside.
"Central," he said, raising his head. "The Ring must be destroyed. But what else must be done?"
Observe.
This time, Saruman was nowhere near the Palantír, but the projection dropped around him anyway.
It showed him an enormous force of Men with shields and spears, who looked a little like the Men of Harad or from even further south than that distant land – black in colour, and carrying hide shields and clubs and short stabbing spears.
Saruman estimated it at around twelve thousand of the strange Men, formed into a horseshoe shape on a grassy plain, and who beat their shields and spears and hammered the ground with their feet.
Light dropped over his vision, highlighting the spearmen, and strange words appeared in no language Saruman knew. They were organized into regiments, each labelled as an ibutho, and some were flanking forces while others were the main body. Another indicator showed a force still hiding in the grass.
Then the view jumped to show a different group of Men, these ones more like Arnorians by complexion, each wearing a red uniform and armed with nothing but a peculiar spear.
No, Saruman thought, examining it. A spear, yes, but the blade was detachable. There was something else about it.
Observe, Central instructed again, as the view pulled back to show the red-uniformed men were in a huge, hollow square formation. It looked like one for defence against cavalry, or for all-around defence, but the ranks were far too thin.
Then smoke jetted from the levelled weapons, and dozens of the first group of spearmen went down at once – smashed down from hundreds of yards away.
Battle of Ulundi, Central explained, as the battle played out. Example of correct tactics for defeating force at significant technological disparity.
A second battle appeared, this one showing the same two types of force contending, but this time the red-uniformed Men were in a loose formation and the spearmen ran through the fire – taking horrendous casualties, but absorbing them bravely and carrying right through into spear range.
Isandlwhana. Example of incorrect tactics for the situation.
Weapons are a force multiplier.
"A lever, then," Saruman decided. "They amplify effort, but if used wrongly then they will not work."
That was something he could deal with.
"How are these weapons made?"
Observe.
A black powder, which was lit by touching a burning taper to it; it erupted in a puff of white smoke, much like one of Gandalf's fireworks.
Then the projection changed; this time, it showed a tiny piece of the powder and the amount of smoke that came out… smoke and hot gas, much more hot gas than smoke in terms of the amount of volume that came out.
It changed again, and showed the powder being poured into an iron vessel. The lid was closed-
"I see," Saruman interrupted. "When it is confined, the gas will build up; it will force itself out."
Correct. It is called a bomb.
The iron vessel was lit by a fuse, and after a long moment it erupted – sending fragments of iron flying in all directions, at wicked speed.
"Then…" Saruman continued, turning the realization over in his head and comparing it to the weapons he had seen. "If there is only one opening, then it would force itself through the opening at great force, potentially almost as great as the force required to rupture the iron vessel itself."
As stated, you will do very well.
Observe...
Hours later, when the visions ended, Saruman knew what he had to do.
The intelligence – Central – could offer advice. It could show him the most likely outcomes of certain decisions, and give him plentiful examples of what appeared to be other worlds. But it could not form his plans for him, and it could not act by itself.
Once Saruman had begun, though, Central could fill in the details. Could warn of pitfalls. All to ensure his choices were as informed as possible, without taking the choices away from him.
It was all the sort of thing that fairly resonated with the way the Valar did things, though Central seemed unsure about the details of who the Valar were and in what way they were relevant.
Still, there was work to be done.
The next time one of Saruman's deliveries arrived – of food, and other supplies, and a quantity of the pipeweed from the Shire which he had begun smoking for no reason he wanted to admit to himself – Saruman asked for a word with the men who had brought it in.
He needed agents. And workers.
And he would take whoever he could get, but there were certain sorts in particular who he wished to bring in. He would need Men, and Dwarves – and Orcs – but while those would form the majority of his support staff, they would not be the only ones. And they would not be the ones to form the fighting force he would need, if he was to participate in the coming war.
Do you know what magic can do? Saruman asked.
No information is available besides what can be gained from your own experiences.
Saruman had found that Central could be contacted without his needing to actually be close to the Palantír, which had been a great help, though the visions produced were not quite as real and vivid. It was still a great advantage, and one he intended to use… not least since Central had also confirmed that the Palantír it had taken over was now disconnected from the network.
The idea that his thoughts and memories were an open book was worrying, even disturbing, but Saruman ignored it. He had too much to do to waste time worrying over something that was, on the whole, beneficial.
I have a plan, he explained. Aule, my master, once created the Dwarves from the rock of Arda and breathed life into them. I believe I may be able to do something similar… but there is another matter, as well.
He strode out onto the star platform at the top of Isengard, and raised his voice. "Crows of Eriador and of Fangorn! Crebain I name you! I have need of you!"
Saruman struck the floor with his staff, which lit up for a moment, and a ripple of power made the air tremble for a moment.
Patiently, the White Wizard waited for several minutes, until black shapes began to gather in the sky. More and more gathered, until they formed a whirlwind of glossy feathers and bright, intelligent eyes.
"I have need of eyes and ears," he said. "Of messengers, who can bring my commands to the ears of others and fly faster than any horse or other animal could move along the ground."
The crows spread out, talking to one another, then a dozen alighted on the star platform.
"We are listening, Wizard," one said. "But we will not agree to do your bidding for no reward."
Saruman smiled slightly. "I had not thought you would. Nor will I ask you for a decision today."
He raised his voice. "My starting offer is this. You will form a separate arm of my organization, and carry messages, and scout. I cannot promise you the hours you will work, for they may be long if there is need, but I can promise that they will be fair. In return, you will get food and board, and support for those of you who become ill or wounded, and you will get pay as well to spend on what it is you desire beyond your food. I would hear what you and the rest of the Crebain think of this offer, here in three days at the setting of the sun."
The crows exploded away, clustered together into a body as the discussion began, and Saruman smiled slightly.
Refactoring analysis to allow for avian reconnaissance and communication assets,Central whispered inside his mind.
"Leave some of the trees," Saruman instructed, walking through the grounds of Isengard. "We will need more clear space, later, but much of our manufacturing must be underground. That is where the space is, or where it will be."
"We need fuel, though," said one of the Dwarves. "I'm not saying it's a bad idea, Lord Wizard, but we'll need wood to make things and much more than that to burn."
Saruman waved his hand. "That will be taken care of. I will be requiring the establishment of coal mines, for fuel, as it will serve well depending on the quality."
Central's visions swam in front of his eyes for a moment – always with more time for him to absorb them than there really should have been – and he slowed.
"I suggest you try around ninety feet down, to begin," he said. "Dig an exploratory shaft around that far down relative to the south-western wall."
"Yes, Lord Wizard," agreed the Dwarf. "Bain, Narvi, with me."
As they went off, Saruman turned to one of the Men. "We must also establish a facility for the production of nitre," he informed them. "This will mean the collection of human and animal waste."
"Disgusting work, if you don't mind my saying, sir," the man mumbled.
"And yet vital work," Saruman replied. "Large amounts of it will be animal waste, however. We will also require cattle…"
The conversation went on, establishing the areas which Isengard would be focusing on as it went from isolated, almost-deserted fortress to military power in its own right.
There was steel to organize, and water, contained in hydraulic accumulators before being released to run machines. There were wargs to source, provisions to gain and food to grow – potatoes would be a significant part of that – and there was cloth and leather and a whole panoply besides.
It would take years. But it was a challenge, one of moving parts and machines and thought, and that was just what Saruman relished.
"Show me," Saruman ordered.
Central's view shimmered around him, showing an ingot of iron.
Cast iron. Easily produced, in comparative terms. Hard but brittle.
"Of course," the Istar agreed. "Hard enough for some weapons, but it will not serve for a sword or armour. For that we need steel."
Wrought iron or steel, Central corrected. Wrought iron has been heated in a puddling furnace to burn off carbon. Steel is similar but differs in the heat it has been subjected to.
"Puddling furnace," Saruman repeated. "I have heard of something similar. Show me."
The vision formed, and Saruman frowned. It appeared that his guess had been incorrect, and the puddling term was merely a coincidental similarity with the method he knew.
"Can steel be produced in a similar way?" he asked.
Low carbon steel can be produced most efficiently at projected level of development through the Bessmer process.
"Show me."
Another image, this time of a mighty vessel made of some refractory material and holding tons of molten iron. Air was blown through it, and the iron changed, and Saruman considered.
And understood.
"The air burns away what is not iron," he said. "Which keeps the material hotter, and which makes it purer at the same time."
Burns away carbon and other impurities, Central confirmed. Best combined with addition of known quantity scrap to control end product.
"I wonder what Gandalf would think of this," Saruman wondered, with a chuckle. "He has always favoured fire, and fire that purifies would entertain him, but I do not imagine this new industry would suit his tastes."
There was always more to be done. Simply setting up the underground rooms was a whole task, and the light channels to allow them to be lit was another, and manufacturing clay and firebrick – blowing glass – manufacturing armour, using light chain mail for the most part.
Wargs were sourced as well, and bred, and trained, and the ones who took to the training best bred again. Saruman had plans for them… the raw savagery of existing wargs was good for orcish irregular cavalry, but so much of the value of the weapons Central was showing him was the geometric order and regularity they provided. What he wanted was wargs that were still predatory, but biddable… and he would need thousands of them.
As many as possible.
Though those weapons themselves were still visions, a dream in the mind of an intelligence which seemed to know everything about any technical field.
Observe, Central stated, and showed one of the long metal barrels. The view showed that the interior of the weapon's barrel was a near perfect circle.
Half of the barrel went transparent, and black powder was poured into the muzzle and rammed back into the breech. Then a lead ball, which Central showed was slightly smaller than the barrel itself.
A spark lit the powder, and it forced the ball out in a great eruption of smoke.
Central then showed the process of the ball travelling down the barrel, bouncing from one side of the barrel to the other. The location of the last bounce was random, and it meant that the ball came out almost aimed correctly but not quite.
Initial dispersion from random direction of bounce. Magnus effect amplifies dispersion owing to random direction of spin.
Then… you showed that the ball was not quite the same size as the barrel. Is that something that could be fixed?
Central showed two possibilities. One was the ball being so close to a tight fit that it took an age to hammer it down the barrel; the other was that the ball got stuck in the barrel, and when fired the force of the explosion had nowhere to go and broke out the back of the barrel.
Motive force provided by the production of large quantities of gas, Central clarified. Gas expands, and will break out however it can. Path of least resistance.
There must be another solution, Saruman declared. If the ball cannot be prevented from bouncing or spinning, can it not be made predictable instead of random?
Correct. There was the ghost of surprise in Central's words, a rare example of tone from the artificial intelligence, and Saruman smiled.
He could certainly think of that as a triumph.
Consistency of spin and lack of bounce achieved by rifling, Central continued. Causes slower loading.
Images flashed by, one after another, and Saruman held up a quelling hand.
"First we must be able to produce the barrels," he said. "If I have understood your descriptions, then we will need smooth barrels before we can make them rifled, and the rifled barrels will serve for the more advanced weapons as well."
Correct. The approach you describe allows flexibility.
"For we do not know when the war will be," Saruman mused.
In the year three thousand and twelve of the Third Age, the first of Saruman's new type of soldier were born.
He had given long consideration to whether to take this step, a blending of magic and science which he was sure the other members of the White Council would view as truly foul, but his plans required it.
Eriador and the land to the west of the Misty Mountains was simply too sparsely populated, except for the Men of Dunland, and they would not truly be sufficient for the army he needed to create – their own culture was too set, fixed in its ways, and while with time he could change it there was not enough time to be had. All the technically minded Men he could gather would not even suffice to fill the support infrastructure he would require, and would barely begin to fill the regiments he needed.
The same calculus applied to the Dwarves – there were some he could entice down from their fastnesses, and others who wandered Eriador and the lands to the east of the Misty Mountains who could be brought on board, and they would be invaluable. But the numbers did not line up there either.
And there were so few Elves who could be contacted (and even fewer who would be willing to join) that to imagine forming a force of Elves was a mere fancy.
Orcs… there were more Orcs, and they could be swayed more easily, but they did not truly fit the requirements Saruman had. They were too sensitive to light, and there were half-a-dozen other problems… not least that he might have to fight alongside the Men of Rohan or of Gondor, and a normal Orcish force would be entirely too easy to misinterpret.
So it was that Saruman had begun the process of bringing about the Uruk-Hai. Blend of man and orc, through a great work which Saruman thought might have been similar in nature to those which had created the Orcs in the first place – though turned to entirely different ends – and, Saruman hoped, with some of the strengths of both. They would be able to walk in the sun without fear, like Men, and have the strength of Orcs, and if Saruman's plans were successful then they would form a new people of Middle-Earth.
A free people.
An accident in the manufacture of the gunpowder, and two workers lost. Another maimed, and Saruman gave him a new role – one where he could still work, still help out, but without the need for his crippled leg to carry him.
Central whispered in Saruman's ear that it was a useful action to improve his charisma factor, and Saruman scowled – rounding on the dry presence in his mind.
Does it matter to you? Saruman demanded. That his whole life changed in an instant, ruined? I did what I could to help because it was important.
Three years ago it would not have mattered to you, Central said. Not as an argument, just as simple fact.
Saruman could not argue, and he wondered what it said about him that he had to accept that truth.
Had he changed so much in only a few years? And if he had, was it only reverting to how he should have been before?
Saruman was old, as the race of Men reckoned their lives. He was certainly older than any Man since the days of lost Númenor, and he was fairly sure that few Dwarfs could live to see his age… and he had been a bearded old man for all that time. Orcs lived short lives too, though almost any Elf yet abroad would have lived for longer than he had.
And for all of that, or because of all of that, he had never in his whole life been so aware of the time things took.
Projections and predictions constantly scrolled through his mind, Central updating him as the Uruk-Hai grew and learned and as the capabilities of his industrial base slowly, painfully expanded. As he gained manpower, and resources, and developed tooling and techniques and experience – creating good steel with the right particles and impurities to make good gun-rolling iron, boring out barrels in the most durable steel he could make with fragments of Mithril acting like the industrial diamonds Central had shown him in strange visions, assembling stocks from wood and locks from small metal parts… it all took time, and all too much of it required his own personal intervention, and yet Saruman had to invest precious time and effort in making as sure as possible that his workers could do their assigned tasks without his personal involvement.
That meant slower production now, and then slower production in future as those artisans he had trained had to train their juniors in the same methods, but eventually it would lead to higher productivity. Not for the muskets, which were now slowly being produced as test weapons, but for their rifled descendants.
"Well?" Saruman asked, examining one of the weapons in question. "Does it fit your standards?"
It is an imperfect weapon. Does it fit yours?
The wizard turned it over, examining it from first one side and then another.
There was a long, smooth barrel, attached to the stock below by three bands, and the stock continued to provide a plate which could be rested against the shoulder. A slot under the barrel carried the ram rod, and the lock held a piece of flint which could snap closed and produce a shower of sparks across the steel of the frizzen.
In actual use, Saruman knew, there would be gunpowder in the frizzen. It would ignite from the sparks, and fire, and the ball would come out at great speed.
He pulled the hammer back, then pulled the trigger, and the flint snapped home sharply with a shower of sparks. Then he looked down the barrel, and Central drew an image across his eyes – a precise measurement of the bore width of the weapon, from the breech to the muzzle.
It was quite regular.
"It seems to be adequate," Saruman said, after considering further. "I will have twenty examples made, and check that the parts are interchangeable. That, I understand, is as important as the quality of the individual weapon.
Individual weapons that are not made with interchangeable parts are functional. However, weapons built with interchangeable parts are more easily maintained and the consistency in manufacturing means a higher acceptance rate.
"That is what we will do, then," Saruman decided. "And then begin with the rifling. But you mentioned a better system than the flintlock."
Percussion cap, Central agreed. Observe.
This time, the vision showed a small metallic object, cylindrical with a wide base, and obviously very small. It was placed into a receptacle in the breech of the weapon, which fit it snugly, and the hammer was pulled back before coming down sharply.
This time there was no flint, but the musket fired anyway.
Central's vision changed, slicing away half of the percussion cap, and replayed the event in slow motion. The hammer came down, striking the percussion cap, and the contents of the small metal cap detonated with a flash.
Percussion cap contains primary explosive, detonated by shock, Central explained. Greater effort and complexity at manufacture yields a superior weapon.
"Can it be done?" Saruman demanded. "What would the improvement be?"
Observe.
A rainy field, with around a hundred Uruk-Hai loading musket weapons as a force of armoured Men closed in on them. They worked with fluid drill and desperate haste, ramming the charge and ball down the barrel before raising the weapons to their shoulders.
A shouted command from one holding a sword, and they fired with a crisp bang. But some of them had not fired, nearly twenty in all, and they scrubbed at the priming pans before giving it up as their enemies approached…
Damp powder, Central stated. Misfire. Observe.
This time, instead of a pinch of powder, there was a tiny metal cap which went into the pan. The hammers fell, and every musket fired.
Percussion cap improves water resistance, Central summarized. Ignition delay is reduced. Drill is simplified. Flint replacement is not required.
"I see," Saruman said, blinking the vision away. "Then there is no time to waste."
Notes:
I know a significant amount more about the advantages and disadvantages of many aspects of firearms tech than I did about a decade ago... also, I've got more sense of the amount of prep work Saruman is truly going to need to do.
The planned course of events thus far is here:
Prospective Saruman OMD rewrite timeline
"I do not know," he answered, eventually, then reconsidered. "No, I know what I want. I want to make Middle-Earth whole again."
He was a servant of Aulë back in the day, fixing things is in his blood.
"Then…" Saruman continued, turning the realization over in his head and comparing it to the weapons he had seen. "If there is only one opening, then it would force itself through the opening at great force, potentially almost as great as the force required to rupture the iron vessel itself."As stated, you will do very well.
Like I said, a maiar after Aulë's own heart.
Refactoring analysis to allow for avian reconnaissance and communication assets, Central whispered inside his mind.
Yup, he's a wizard. They do things differently.
I must say, this is shaping up swimmingly, Saruman gets to show off his own cleverness, and Central is just a bit less omniscient.
You know, I think a large portion of Saruman's issues might stem from the fact that he was almost the only one of the Five who actually volunteered for this duty in the first place. Saruman volunteered, Gandalf was ordered to go by Manwë, Saruman had Radagast foisted on him by Yavanna (he was none too pleased by that at all) Alatar (one of the blues) did volunteer, and he invited Wosshisname the other Blue along as a friend. So right from the start he was probably feeling quite undermined, especially after Gandalf and Radagast apparently wandered off to go be useless (to his eyes). Oh, and Círdan decided to hand off Narya to Gandalf instead of him, just to salt the wound and drive home the implication that Gandalf was the one who was really in charge.
You can see how all that would grate on a soul...
Honestly I'm going to read whichever you go with regardless so pick whichever you feel you'll have the most fun writing.
The ongoing degeneration of Middle-Earth civilization from the original worked well too. The image of a fur-clad orc and human fighting in front of the stub of Saruman's tower really stuck with me.
Consider that Gandalf makes the best fireworks, not the only fireworks. Fireworks have names like "elf fountain," "dwarf candle," and "goblin popper." These names imply that they are traditional fireworks. The goblin association of poppers strongly suggests they are a toy version of a goblin weapon and third person omniscient text in The Hobbit talks about goblins liking fire and explosions. Saruman OTL uses a petard to breach the curtain wall of the Hornburg so he's already able to develop primitive gunpowder weapons without Central's assistance.
The question is then where are the gunpowder weapons? I would venture that it is a logistics issue. IRL saltpeter was mined from caves where generations of bats had been producing guano or islands where generations of seabirds had been producing guano. really large scale gunpowder production requires strategic natural resources or advances in chemistry. The elves don't have such resources. With the air quality in Mordor, Sauron probably doesn't either without uplifting his subject kingdoms. The hill and mountain orcs likely do and the dwarves might.
We know, though, that wargs do not like fire and The Hobbit describes them as an independent people allied to the orcs not domesticated animals they can take and desensitize to fire and loud noises. This restricts them from the goblin cavalry forces involved in The Hobbit. They may have been used by the gate guards in the unseen dwarven escape, but Gandalf was with them and trying to light fuses in the presence of a fire mage is not certain of a good outcome.
I would expect to see gunpowder weapons used the defense of Erebor that happens off-page around the time of the siege of Minas Tirith, but we don't see that battle at all.
There are signs that metallurgy is more sophisticated than medieval Europe as well. You can't do steel self bows with medieval European steel, but you can do them with Indian crucible steels. The narrator distinguishes between iron and steel in the description of the monumental gate of Gondor and in the descriptions of the gates of Gondolin suggesting that the metallurgy Saruman is being taught is also already understood but may only be
This interpretation of Middle Earth requires less uplift. Larger scale steel making is needed, but Center isn't starting from scratch. Larger scale gunpowder production requires new chemistry, but there is some familiarity with at least grenades. And in line with the declining world theme of both the Silmarillion and the Center books, many of the technologies Center can introduce easily could be technologies lost to Middle Earth with the fall of Numenore. They had an empire that could encompass large scale saltpeter deposits and sources of copper and tin for casting bronze cannons. they had ships to carry cannons and supply gunpowder. They could have been at about the Tudor England tech level with contemporary Indian steel making. This importantly prevents Sauron from being completely blindsided. He's seen cannons. He may have lost his war with Numenore because of cannons. He may have cannons in reserve and if the threat of Saruman's many devices exceeds the risk of destabilizing his Easterling subject nations he can teach them to turn their bell foundries into gun foundries and start work on muskets from a position of incomplete ignorance. Numenore having had cannons does not imply the numenorean exiles ever had more than were on the ships they escaped in since weapons manufacturers would have tended to be associated with the militarist royalist faction not the anti-war reformist faction.
One of the things I intend to do with this incarnation of the fic would be to apply my now rather better understanding of both the Legendarium and military tactics and technology, while another is to try and have the momentum to actually get to the gunpowder vs gunpowder section of the story.
I also intend to have several new military actions taking place. And dragons getting involved.