Empty Quiver - TV Tropes
- ️Sat Jun 21 2008
This will not end well...
"I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a TERM for it."
Nukes are very powerful things, capable of doing untold damage in the wrong hands. So of course, when a nuke shows up in fiction, you can just bet it will end up in the wrong hands.
The trope name comes from a US military code phrase, meaning any situation involving the theft or seizure of a functioning nuclear weapon. The accidental loss of a nuclear weapon is also included in this trope, though the military uses a different code phrase for it, being Broken Arrow (which continues the archery theme).
See also Artistic License – Nuclear Physics and A Nuclear Error.
Examples:
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Anime & Manga
- The theft of the Physalis Gundam, a purpose-built tac-nuke platform Humongous Mecha equipped with a functioning warhead by Zeon remnants kicks off the plot of Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory.
Comic Books
- Batman: A Death in the Family features a nuke falling into the wrongest possible hands.
- Catwoman: As the culmination of a crime spree, Film Freak steals a nuclear warhead and attempts to detonate it in the middle of Gotham City.
- In the Diabolik story "Atomic Nightmare", a group of terrorists steal two nukes and uses them to blackmail the State of Clerville into freeing one of their leaders and other imprisoned members and give them a large sum in diamonds, with one detonated on an abandoned oil platform to prove they have indeed the nukes. To make matters worse, the current leader planned to have the freed companions murdered and blame Clerville to justify detonating the second nuke and make the organization that much more feared. Thankfully, Diabolik may be a violent murderer but he doesn't appreciate threatening nuclear annihilation on anyone in general and his turf in particular...
- In one Green Arrow story, the Riddler gets his hands on a nuclear weapon and holds Star City for ransom with it; incidentally, when push comes to shove, he really is prepared to use it, seemingly even though it means dying with everyone else. Unfortunately (or, rather, fortunately, for him and everyone else), one of the guys he's working with (and bullying) turns out to be a Knight Templar Well-Intentioned Extremist who's actually using the Riddler to seal off the city from the rest of the world with some magical spell that cuts off all electrical devices (bomb included) and leaves Star City to be policed by an army of Knight Templar demons...
- In a two-part story in Jon Sable, Freelance, Sable — while investigating something else — stumbles upon a conspiracy involving five nuclear bombs stolen from a U.S. Air Force base. A Middle Eastern terrorist group is planning to have one of the bombs smuggled into the U.N. Building to prove they can get a bomb anywhere, and then use the other four bombs to make demands. However, the right-wing militia group they have allied with for their plan intends to double-cross them: planning to detonate the bomb at the U.N. as a False Flag Operation to cause the U.S. to go to war with the Soviet Union. It falls to a Sable and an undercover agent of the AFOSI (Air Force Office of Special Investigations) to thwart both schemes.
- A 1970s Richie Rich story has this when he and his father are given a tour and shown a rack of 10 particularly powerful nuclear bombs, but Richie notices to his alarm that he only counts nine...
- The second Whiteout graphic novel deals with the theft of hidden nuclear weapons from an ex-Soviet base in Antarctica.
Fan Works
- Fallout: Equestria: During the apocalypse, nearly every single Megaspell hit the ground and was successfully detonated. That tiny margin of error, stemming from the fact that nobody could really pay attention to what happened to every single bomb while the world was ending, allows for a few undetonated spells to show up from time to time as plot devices in The 'Verse. Only one appears in the original story, having been snatched up by Silver Bell to be used as fireworks, thankfully confiscated... and then ending up in the hands of Red Eye, who made Littlepip kill The Goddess with it.
Film — Animation
- In Batman: Assault on Arkham, the Joker has stolen a Dirty Bomb and hidden it somewhere in Gotham City.
Film — Live-Action
- Parodied in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (after Dr. Evil finds out two of his plans are non-starters thanks to him being a Fish out of Temporal Water):
Dr. Evil: Shit. *beat* Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... one million dollars!
- The title of Broken Arrow (1996) is the term for a nuclear weapons accident, but it eventually becomes clear that this is only what the thieves wanted people to think. It's actually an Empty Quiver plot.
- Digital Man revolves around an android Super-Soldier who is sent to terminate a group of terrorists who have taken over a strategic nuclear command bunker, then is damaged during evac, causing it to go into permanent kill mode against anything it perceives as a threat. A second group of soldiers is sent to destroy the android before it can access an uplink and submit a nuclear launch code to start World War III.
- Frantic: The MacGuffin for which Walker's wife is kidnapped turns out to be a krytron — a small electronic switch used in ICBM separation or the detonators of nuclear devices.
- Get Smart: KAOS gets a nuke and threatens to blow up Los Angeles with it.
- G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens with the Joes being sent to stop the theft of a nuclear warhead from Pakistan. The mission goes wrong and the warhead ends up in the hands of COBRA.
- Godzilla (2014): A very unusual variation: The nuke is stolen by one of the kaiju, a Giant Flyer called a MUTO. He doesn’t know that it was supposed to be used to kill him, or why humanity even wants to nuke him in the first place, all he knows is that radiation tastes good and this little metal thing will make an excellent snack for his mate and his soon-to-be-hatched children. Unfortunately, he stole the nuke after it had already been armed- and carried it to his and his mate’s nest in the middle of San Francisco.
- Previously, his then-gravid mate stole the two other nukes that were intended to be used for the same purpose off of the train that was carrying them through the Sierra Nevada. Fortunately, they hadn’t been armed, so she was able to drain the radiation from them unhindered. Unfortunately, the train was still destroyed and almost all the soldiers onboard killed.
- James Bond:
- Goldfinger: Here, the bomb is a purposely 'dirty' one and is meant to contaminate the gold as any that survives the blast would be radioactive for decades, thus causing a massive financial panic making Goldfinger's own gold reserves multiply in value instantly, but also causing chaos and upheaval on behalf of the Chinese Communists who supplied the nuke.
- Thunderball: One of the earlier examples, and possibly the most definite. SPECTRE hijacks two atomic bombs, and holds the major countries of the West to a hefty ransom, threatening to destroy two major cities. It was remade in the '80s as the non-canon Never Say Never Again, which is the same basic plot.
- The Spy Who Loved Me: Two nuclear-equipped submarines are stolen in order to start World War III between the US and the USSR, with the plan being to launch missiles at both New York and Moscow and then frame both countries as perpetrators of the other city's destruction.
- Octopussy: Here, rather than the bomb actually being stolen, a Renegade Russian provides it free of charge as part of his plan to force an American withdrawal from Soviet bases in Western Europe.
- GoldenEye: The entire plot is set off by the theft of the GoldenEye weapon — a nuclear warhead in orbit, designed to shoot a concentrated EMP at a single target when detonated, rather than making a burst that destroys everything in range of the blast.
- Tomorrow Never Dies: The cold opening happens at an illegal arms sale, which is soon revealed to include a pair of nukes.
- The World Is Not Enough: A nuclear weapon is stolen, but instead of being detonated, it's made into a dud. The other half of the plutonium is used to create an improvised bomb by forcing a nuclear submarine to have a meltdown.
- Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident begins with the theft of a Soviet warhead.
- The Mouse That Roared has a tiny European nation declare war on America, hoping to be quickly defeated and then have their economy boosted by America's post-war help. However, their invasion force manages to steal a nuclear weaponnote , forcing America to surrender.
- Outland: Although not a plot point, the temporary disappearance of some nuclear detonators is used to highlight the apathy and incompetence of the company police on the space-mining colony.
Sgt. Montone: We're talking about nuclear detonators here. You don't just "lose" them and then "find" them again. You lose your comb and then find it, but not nuclear detonators.
- The Peacemaker: A shipment of Russian warheads scheduled to be decommissioned is stolen and the theft is covered up by detonating one of them on-site.
- The Made-for-TV Movie Royce has a top-secret elite group known as Black Hole being disbanded after the end of the Cold War and the reduced need for their services. The titular character (played by James Belushi) is happy to retire, until he learns that the rest of the team are angry at losing their jobs and feel betrayed by their government after many years of service. They hatch a plot to intercept and steal a number of Ukrainian nuclear weapons in the process of being handed over to Russia. Royce decides to stop them.
- The 1950 British film Seven Days to Noon has a nuclear bomb small enough to be carried in a Gladstone bag being stolen by its creator, who wants to force the government to stop making nuclear weapons.
- The Soldier: A Renegade Russian KGB agent steals plutonium and uses it to make an atomic bomb to blackmail the United States by threatening to detonate it in the Saudi oil fields unless the US forces Israel off the West Bank. The Heroes "R" Us group takes over an ICBM (using plans and equipment prepared by the CIA in case the President went insane and ordered a nuclear strike — a case of being literally Crazy-Prepared) and get the KGB Big Bad to back off by threatening to launch on Moscow.
- In Stargate, the nuke O'Neil brings along ends up in Ra's possession.
- Whiteout: Murder is committed over the cargo of a Soviet plane downed during the Cold War. However, what everyone assumes to be nuclear material actually turns out to be uncut diamonds.
Literature
- Charles Stross likes this trope:
- The Laundry Files: Inverted halfway through The Annihilation Score, when a Mad Scientist supervillain somehow breaks into Britain's secure plutonium storage facility at Sellafield, seamlessly circumventing countless layers of security, to give them twelve additional kilograms of plutonium (enough for two nuclear bombs) just to demonstrate that he can. This is noted to be even more alarming than theft, since weapons-grade fissile material doesn't just grow on trees. In fact, the scale of the operation leads the protagonists to deduce that "Doctor Freudstein" can't actually be a real evil genius, and is more likely a front for a large, well-resourced organization with insider knowledge — possibly even a rogue government agency.
- The Merchant Princes Series plays it straight, when the Families, a dimension-hopping drug-smuggling mafia, note steal some nukes as part of a last-ditch plan to deter the Americans from bombing them. It doesn't work. The scene where the authorities go to check that their ultra-secure facility still contains all the weapons it's supposed to is dramatised on the page.
- Alex Rider: Although not stolen per se, much of the plot of Skeleton Key centers around General Sarov obtaining black market plutonium to manufacture his own Dirty Bomb, and what he intends to do with the nuke once he has it.
- Black Tide Rising: Midway through Strands of Sorrow, Faith's squad is sent to secure the special weapons depot at Mayport Naval Station, and are horrified when they find several nukes missing. Fortunately, it turns out to be a Broken Arrow rather than a true Empty Quiver, as close examination of the base records reveals that they were officially moved down to Cape Canaveral just before society collapsed, which kept the main military remnant from having any record of it themselves. With this settled, another team is sent to Canaveral and successfully locates the nukes.
- Dirk Pitt Adventures:
- In Odessa Sea, the bad guys salvage a nuclear bomb from a lost Soviet bomber.
- Dragon features the rediscovery of an atomic bomb lost on a secret mission at the end of World War II — a planned third attack after the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In the context of the story, this would make the incident the world's first Broken Arrow.
- The Executioner: In Wednesday's Wrath, Mack Bolan discovers a plan to rob White Sands of nuclear and chemical weapons during a range demonstration. A Department of Defense strategist had become obsessed with an "unbeatable" war game he'd developed involving a similar scenario, and when his superiors told him to drop the matter decided to make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
- In The Golden Rendezvous by Alistair MacLean, the villains steal the latest mini-nuke from the United States, and plan to use it to destroy all evidence and witnesses after their robbery of a gold shipment. Though why they don't just sell the nuke...
- James Bond:
- In Goldfinger, the warhead of a Corporal Intermediate Range Guided Missile is stolen (in exchange for a million-dollar bribe) so that Goldfinger can blast open the vault of Fort Knox. Supposedly, it's one of the new 'clean' warheads with little fallout. This might be the earliest example, making this the Trope Maker.
- Thunderball is another early example of this trope, and possibly the most definite. It is, however, subverted in that the nuke in question is British (while the code is American), and the terrorists attempt to portray it as an accident, that is, a "Broken Arrow" situation, instead of "Empty Quiver".
- Phoenix Force (an '80s action/adventure spin-off series of The Executioner series, written by Gar Wilson) novel The Fury Bombs, in which a renegade faction of the IRA steal the eponymous nukes.
- The first few Track novels by Jerry Ahern are based around a neo-Nazi plot to use a hundred stolen nuclear weapons to blackmail the world.
- From Tom Clancy's The Sum of All Fears:
- The novel features an air-dropped Israeli nuclear weapon lost during the Yom Kippur War, later found in a Druze farmer's field in Syria, and refurbished with the help of an East German scientist. The movie doesn't get as detailed about it.
- According to the movie, the weapon is US-made and secretly given to Israel, but the plane carrying it crashes. This is confirmed when Ryan asks a member of the cleanup crew if he can tell where the nuclear material came from. The man recognizes the signature pretty quickly and can even narrow it down to a specific reactor. note
- And the whole crisis is made worse because the CIA had been getting some disinformation from one of their spies in the USSR indicating that that they had "lost" some of their nukes: something Jack Ryan finds hard to believe, because those aren't something that you just lose.
- The novel features an air-dropped Israeli nuclear weapon lost during the Yom Kippur War, later found in a Druze farmer's field in Syria, and refurbished with the help of an East German scientist. The movie doesn't get as detailed about it.
- Three nukes are the weapons of mass destruction that are claimed to have been stolen by terrorists in John Ringo's Unto the Breach, to the US president, instead of the actual theft, due to the sensitive nature of the stolen material. Not really a subversion, though, as the reader is aware from the start about the real WMD that's been stolen, as the theft scene is at the very beginning of the book.
Live-Action TV
- This features in literally every other season in 24. Season 8 technically features a Dirty Bomb, though. The terrorists only successfully detonate it in Season 6.
- Doctor Who, in "The Mind of Evil" and "Battlefield" both involve a Vulnerable Convoy with the villains trying to steal the nuclear weapon being conveyed.
- Knight Rider. The second episode "Deadly Maneuver" involved corrupt US army soldiers disguising nuclear-grade weapons as low-yield rockets so they can be secreted off-base and sold on the black market.
- The Man from U.N.C.L.E. reunion movie "The Fifteen Years Later Affair":
"You may consider your organization as having come of age, Mr. Kemp. THRUSH is now a nuclear power."
- Mission: Impossible: In "Countdown", the IMF has to locate a nuclear warhead stolen from a French test site and smuggled into the center of a major city by religious fanatics.
- The Bellisarioverse has used this several times. Not surprising given that so many of its components have something to do with the military.
- JAG has an episode entitled "Empty Quiver", where a nuclear missile disappears during transfer to a submarine. Subverted when it is discovered that, through a series of minor missteps (including a short blackout due to transferring to ship's power), the missile was ejected into the harbor. JAG investigator Sturgis Turner notes that while it was an accident, it's very likely that none of the sailors involved will ever serve on any combat ship again.
- A season 8 episode of NCIS titled "Broken Arrow" deals with a long-lost hydrogen bomb that has been discovered by a major company, and the team has to prevent the company's head from selling the nuclear material to terrorists.
- A season 2 episode of NCIS: Los Angeles features a nuke stolen in order to make billions, as even the possibility of a nuclear explosion would send the stock exchange into a nosedive, allowing the bad guys to cash in. Since the episode is (again) called "Empty Quiver", it isn't that hard to guess what was stolen.
- Season 4 of NCIS: Los Angeles has a multi-episode Story Arc involving a hunt for several stolen Russian nukes: they were smuggled into the USA in the 1950s as part of a covert KGB operation and put in the hands of sleeper agents whose job was to detonate them in case of war, destroying several major US cities. The original sleeper agents are all long dead or gone native, but now a ruthless arms dealer has found out about the nukes and is seeking to steal them and sell them on the black market.
- Scorpion: In "Forget Me Nots", the Scorpion team have to recover a stolen 'nuclear football' before it can be used to launch a missile strike on Russia. The fact that realistically the codes contained in "nuclear footballs" are disabled the moment they are declared missing (let alone anything else unrealistic about them in media, such as the "footballs" being some kind of portable computer such as the one in this specific example) is mentioned immediately during the opening briefing, only to get a Hand Wave that the football was disabled, that is why the bad guys required several years of Hollywood Hacking to make it useful again.
- The New Avengers: In "Obsession", a rogue air force officer steals a rocket to blow up the Houses of Parliament during a state visit by a Middle Eastern statesman.
- A less dramatic version was in an episode of the Australian series Police Rescue — a motor accident involving a lab courier leads to a vial of radioactive material going missing. It turns out a kid has stolen it, and the protagonists are able to track him down in time to stop him breaking it open to see what's inside.
- The Professionals. A white supremacist group steals enough plutonium to make an atomic bomb in "Stakeout".
- Seven Days: In "The Football", the title item — a briefcase containing the items the POTUS needs to authorize a nuclear attack — is stolen. A sequence of missile launches and counterattacks begins, the situation that Parker needs to go back in time to avert.
- Strike Back: In Revolution it turns out that the Russians had a nuke get stolen in transport, and this is the intel which Section 20 was after.
Tabletop Games
- One Paranoia mission involves preventing an Old Reckoning antimatter bomb from falling prey to this trope.
Video Games
- Chase the Express starts off with a Thriller on the Express-style plot as you attempt to diffuse a hostage situation on a bullet train carrying a diplomat's family. Halfway through, you found out the terrorists behind the hijacking are actually after the train's secret cargo, a NATO warhead.
- In Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars's Nod campaign, Act III revolves around a combination of this, an Alien Invasion, and Kane living. Note that the theft is accomplished in two parts: first, hijacking the warheads by force using the aforementioned alien invasion as cover, and then pretending to team up with the local GDI garrison against the aliens while secretly stealing the launch codes. And then you get to nuke (a GDI base near) Sydney.
- Ghost Recon:
- Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter involved the president's nuclear football being stolen. The sequel involved two nukes being stolen.
- A plot point about halfway through Ghost Recon: Future Soldier involves a nuclear missile that launched from Russia, without the Russian government's authorization. The actual warhead gets disabled by a missile defense system brought up in other "Tom Clancy's" games, but that does nothing to stop the missile itself from impacting a skyscraper in London and killing several people from glass shards and general panic.
- Grand Theft Auto V has Trevor plan this out as part of a deal with the Los Santos Triads. He planned to take one of two nuclear warheads from Merryweather, however, Lester defies this trope by having said stolen warhead returned, as it would put them all on a government kill list.
- Mass Effect has a minor mission where you track down a probe the Alliance sent out during the First Contact War, that had been equipped with a nuclear warhead. It turns out to have been stolen by terrorists.
- In the third game, there's also the turian bomb on Tuchanka that Cerberus uncovers and tries to detonate.
- Nearly every Metal Gear game:
- Metal Gear doesn't explicitly say where the nukes for the TX-55 came from, although given that Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain establishes that the Diamond Dogs have the capability to produce their own nuclear weapons, it's safe to assume that Outer Heaven itself also does.
- Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake establishes during the backstory that the forces of Zanzibar Land attacked nuclear weapons disposal facilities around the world and took the nukes to use with Metal Gear D.
- Metal Gear Solid: FOXHOUND hijacks Metal Gear REX with the threat of firing its railgun-launched nuke if their ransom demands aren't met.
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty: Dead Cell steal Arsenal Gear with the intent of detonating its experimental nuke in the air over Wall Street, destroying The Patriots' information network there.
- Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater: An American defector delivers a tactical nuke to a GRU Colonel. He test-fires it on his own troops at the end of the first act.
- Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops: Gene goes rogue and attempts to use a US nuke on the Pentagon.
- Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots: Ocelot retrieves REX's forgotten railgun and its armed nuke to destroy The Patriots orbital command satellite.
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker has the nuke 'legally' owned by the villains. It's then Kaz who steals it and attaches it to ZEKE to use as MSF's deterrent.
- Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain: Skull Face smuggles metallic archaea (glass plutonium) to craft his own nukes on-site at his Metal Gear. Which is a ruse. Big Boss decides to take the Metal Gear and then kid Liquid and kid Psycho Mantis steal it from them.
- Modern Warfare:
- The final act of Call of Duty 4 revolves around the Big Bad hijacking a Russian missile silo, threatening to launch nukes at the US' eastern seaboard if American and British forces do not leave Russian soil. They end up launching when the SAS and Marine Corps launch a joint operation to retake the silo, though they're able to get to a control panel and abort the nukes before they hit.
- "Contingency" in Modern Warfare 2 involves Task Force 141 hijacking a nuclear-capable Russian submarine, with the apparent intent to stop it before it can launch them at the US, where Russian forces and the US Army Rangers are engaged in heavy fighting. This one launches again, but it turns out to be intentional on Price's part — because he sets it to detonate above Washington, D.C., so the EMP effect will knock out the Russians' armor and air power to give the Rangers an edge.
- Project I.G.I. revolves around the player hero's attempts to retrieve a stolen nuclear warhead, by rescuing a kidnapped Arms Dealer for interrogation and tracking the warhead halfway across the world. The sequel uses a stolen EMP device instead, which turns out to be equally bad.
- Ride to Hell: Retribution has the DLC "Cook's Mad Recipe", in which a former US soldier, Cook, joins the Devil's Hand and manages to steal an atomic bomb, looking to make America "bleed the way [he] bled" in Vietnam.
- The first mission of the Trooper storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic revolves around finding and securing a stolen Republic warhead from the Ord Mantell separatists. As it turns out, your legendary squad turned traitor; they gave the warhead to the separatists for safekeeping, until they could retrieve it, and subsequently hand it over to the Empire.
- Wild ARMs 2 has a situation like this, where the leader of one country excavates an ancient nuke in order to intimidate the absurdly powerful terrorist organization that's currently running amok all over the planet. Three guesses as to who ends up swiping the nuke and whether or not it actually gets used.
Western Animation
- Batman: The Animated Series has the episode "Harlequinade", where the Joker gets his hands on a nuclear bomb from a Gotham Mob Auction of Evil, who in turn had stolen it from a government transport.
- Ben 10: Ultimate Alien: In "Fame", Bivalvan steals the nuclear bomb powering Project Orion
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- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: "The Return of Harmony Part 1" has a G-rated variant of this trope with no actual nuclear weapons. Discord, the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, has secretly stolen the Elements of Harmony that were kept secure in Princess Celestia's castle. They were Equestria's greatest line of defense and the only option for the ponies to beat him. Their theft legitimately surprises and scare Celestia.
- The Simpsons: In "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming", Sideshow Bob steals a 10-megaton nuclear bomb and uses to hold Springfield hostage, forcing it to shut down all television broadcasts. When he detonates it, it turns out the bomb had decayed beyond use due to Bob picking a nuke constructed back in the '50s.
Real Life
- In 1956, a B-47E Stratojet carrying two nuclear fissile cores (not complete weapons, just the nuclear part), descended through the clouds at 14,000 feet to refuel. It never made contact with the tanker, vanishing without a trace. To this day, no signs of the aircraft, its cargo, or the crew have ever been discovered.
- In 1966, a B-52G collided with its KC-135 refueller off the southern coast of Spain, the KC-135 exploding and the B-52 breaking up, causing a Broken Arrow situation. Of the four nuclear weapons being carried at the time by the bomber, three dropped on land near the fishing village of Palomares, Spain, and the remaining one fell in the Mediterranean Sea. All four devices were eventually recovered, though the conventional explosives of two of the three that fell on land detonated, contaminating the area with weapons-grade plutonium.
- Averted by 42nd President Bill Clinton, who managed to lose the United States launch codes twice. According to Air Force Lt. Col Robert Patterson, in 1998 he requested President Clinton present the card so it could be replaced which led to a manhunt around the White House before Clinton finally admitted that he couldn't remember the last time he saw it. General Hugh Shelton tells a similar story which occurred in 2000, when Pentagon officials were required to inspect the codes but were deferred by his aides for months with the excuse that the President was busy each time. When the time came to finally change the codes, it became apparent that nobody knew where they were.
- The US has admitted to having 32 broken arrows with 6 nukes never being recovered. Russia has never admitted how many they've lost, but given their relative inefficiency, even when they were the spy masters of the world, and their technological shortcomings means they probably lost as many if they were not many more despite their arsenal being smaller. This might also be true for China today. That being said, 32 is only the admitted number and it might be even higher. And nobody has ever admitted to an actual Empty Quiver situation. So sleep well tonight.
- The Royal Air Force very nearly lost a British nuke - and the Vulcan jet bomber carrying it - due to the national habit of teatime. The crew had taken aboard the standard flight rations for a ten hour flight, which included several Thermos flasks of tea and lots of biscuits. In a semi-pressurised cabin, one of the biscuits - actually more of a cake as marshmallow was involved - exploded in the reduced air pressure, with fragments of biscuit, marmalade and chocolate covering being pulled into the inner works of a primitive flight computer. Some spilled tea didn't help, either. The horrified crew realised the computer had shorted out and had activated the count-down to launching a nuke-tipped supersonic missile - over East Germany. They had precisely fifteen minutes to make an emergency landing and make the weapon safe. They managed it, but it was a close call.