Rousing Lullaby - TV Tropes

"Let my army of demons rock you to sleep!
It's BEDTIME! It's fuckin' BEDTIME!
Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep!"

• In The Lion King II: Simba's Pride, Big Bad Zira sings her son Kovu to sleep, but it soon turns into a Villain Song about her hopes that Kovu will grow up strong enough to overthrow Simba for the throne of the Pride Lands. It also shows that his family's not very good at, well, being a family, with his siblings pitching in in ways more likely to keep him up, such as his brother Nuka yelling "Sleep, ya little termite!" in his ear.

• In The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Sharkboy has to sing a lullaby so Max can fall asleep and have a dream. It starts out slowly, but he soon gets into the song and sings really energetically and aggressively, and Lavagirl yells at him for giving Max nightmares.

  Just relax, lay about
  Or my fist will put you out

• The Redwall book Loamhedge has a variation. Flinky sings "Vermin Lullaby," a mostly standard lullaby, to Badredd, a Bratty Half-Pint villain in the team. When Badredd is asleep, Flinky sings the lullaby again, with the lyrics altered to be an instruction to another gang member to stab Badredd in his sleep.

  "It looks like the fox has gone to sleep, sleep, sleep
  Slippy now be quiet as ye creep, creep, creep
  And stick a good sharp spear straight through his head
  So the moment that he wakes up he'll be dead, dead, dead!

• Subverted in the Sesame Street book "Elmo's Good Night Stories". Elmo's mother sings him a bedtime song during the chapter "Elmo's Lullaby". The next day, Elmo wants to sing it to his friends, but he can't remember the lyrics or the tune, so he loudly sings about shaking your fingers and your toes. Ernie even notes that it's more of an energetic song than a lullaby.

• Adventures in Wonderland: In one of the Caterpillar's stories, a cowboy's herd of cows have trouble sleeping, so he tries to play a lullaby for them on his guitar. The first one is hard rock, while the second is a catchy country tune that makes the cows dance. But on the third try, he finally plays a soft melody and successfully lulls them to sleep.
• Bizaardvark parodies this in one episode as "The Worst Lullaby Ever".
• In an episode of Man Down, Dan's mother and aunt sing the "Dudley Lullaby" (a song they used to sing to Dan to get him to go to sleep), which is not only quite loud but also extremely inappropriate (it's about being kicked down a flight of stairs and dying horribly for upsetting your uncle. The refrain is "...When he kicks you down the stairs!"). When Dan hears the song, he says "Jesus Christ! Is that what you used to sing to me? No wonder my life's utter shit!"
• The Upside Down Show: In "Camping", Puppet's lullaby starts off as a typical calming song, but then transitions into heavy rock, and finishes with the brothers yelling "Goodnight!" at him. Incredibly, this actually works, with Puppet immediately falling deeply asleep as soon as it ends.

• The Arrogant Worms has "Go to Sleep, Little Leech," which is all about what a burden a child is and how the singer wishes they'd shut up and fall asleep already. The second verse is even about how happy Mike's dad was that he could now kick him out of the house!
• The Beatles song "Golden Slumbers", from the Abbey Road medley on Side 2, qualifies in a small way. It's adapted from a sixteenth-century poem by playwright Thomas Dekker. The verses are appropriately soothing and gentle for a lullaby, but Paul's voice on the chorus, the part that actually uses Dekker's words, is a bit louder and a bit rough-edged, especially on "Smiles awake you when you rise."
• Urban Legend holds that Haydn's Symphony No. 94 starts out very gently only to suddenly blare out a fortissimo chord was deliberately intended to startle the sleepers in the audience (or even the king!) awake, depending on who's telling.
• Mark Gunn has Close Your Eyes (Demon Lullaby), which is about how there's a demon lurking in literally every dark corner of the kid's bedroom.
• Tom Lehrer sings The MLF Lullaby, wich is more likely to keep you up despite its gentle piano melody because the MLF (Multi-Lateral Force) concept entailed giving Germany access to the nuclear button scant years after they lost World War II and might still hold a grudge.
• Metallica has Enter Sandman, a metal song about falling asleep and having an apocalyptic nightmare.

  "Dreams of war!
  Dreams of liars!
  Dreams of dragon's fire!
  And of things that will bite, yeah!"

• Ninja Sex Party has It's Bedtime, a heavy metal lullabye where Danny informs the listener that "It's fucking bedtime!," and that he has an army of demons to "rock you to sleep" and a jackhammer to provide "soothing vibrations." The song is also laden with various noisy things, such as loud cars (including a car chase complete with police sirens), bad jazz, and a pirate battle.
• The They Might Be Giants kids' album, "No!" ends with three songs treated as lullabies. Two of them are soft and one of those is slow, but the other, "Bed, Bed, Bed" is one of the loudest and the noisiest song on the album, with instrumental interludes of car horns and other rousing sounds.
• Voltaire sings Goodnight, Demon Slayer, which informs the child that since they're the scariest thing in the room, they can sleep anywhere they want. It's more heartwarming than the others here, but still more likely to keep them up trying to pick fights with the Things That Go "Bump" in the Night than put them to sleep.

• Fraggle Rock: In "Wembley's Wonderful Whoopee Water", Wembley discovers delicious fizzy water that, unknown to him, makes sleep unnecessary. When this leads to the World's Oldest Fraggle being unable to sleep, the other Fraggles sing him a lullaby: "Sleeping and Dreaming". Not only does no one fall asleep, but in the middle of the lullaby, the Fraggles change it to a party song: "Leaping and Screaming". This is when they realize that being able to stay awake and frolic all night is an effect of Whoopee Water.
• Mystery Science Theater 3000: At the end of "Parts: The Clonus Horror", after a long day of supervising a trio of rowdy, omnipotent Space Children, Pearl Forrester has finally convinced the Space Kids to go to bed. Tom Servo offers to read a soothing poem to help them fall asleep — then to accompany his poem, he plays some loud oompah band music. Naturally, this wakes the Space Kids right up, which was Servo's goal in the first place.
• Sesame Street:
  • In Episode 0708, David and Gordon try to get a baby to sleep by making faces and silly noises, but these don't work. S.A.M. the Robot arrives and sings "Lullaby of Machine Land", a lullaby typically sung to different types of machines; those listed in the song including four-slice toasters, chicken roasters, commuter trains, and fire engines. In between verses, S.A.M. adds some loud beeping and ends the lullaby with several blasts from his smokestack. Despite all the noise, it manages to work on the human baby after all, as well as David and Gordon.
  • One episode had Ricky Gervais sing Elmo "the N Song", which was generally a relaxing song on an acoustic guitar until the refrain, when it switches to a loud electric guitar and Ricky loudly sings "N goes NA NA NA, NA NA NANA NA NA..."
  • In another, Oscar is babysitting baby Natasha. He tries to sing her a lullaby but finds it boring, so he sings it quickly. Natasha doesn't fall asleep, but she doesn't seem too bothered by the song.
  • In still another, Oscar has Snuffy and his younger sister Alice listen to Grundgetta and her rock group, the Grungettes, sing "The Loudest Lullaby (You've Ever Heard)" on the radio. Snuffy doesn't like the raucous song, but Alice gets into it, repeating the "loud, loud, loud" line over and over, much to Oscar's annoyance.

• Peter Pan Goes Wrong: Invoked. Annie, as Mrs. Darling, tries to sing a lullaby to the kids. Unfortunately, it's at that moment that the stagehands arrive to get Robert out of the doggie door where he's stuck (he was playing Nana the dog and couldn't fit through the doggie door.) They use loud construction equipment like a hammer and a chainsaw, forcing Annie to shout her song just so she can be heard over the racket. The stagehands finish right at the last line of the song, so Annie has to quickly revert to singing quietly again.

• In Moshi Monsters, the Baby Rox composes "Techno Lullabyes."

• Homestar Runner: In the Strong Bad Email "bedtime story", The Cheat is scared into insomnia by a "shock-u-mentary" about gingivitis, so Strong Bad and Strong Mad have to think of oddly specific ways to comfort him to sleep. One of these is a "lullaby" where Strong Mad revs up a chainsaw and Strong Bad yells the lyrics to a non-sequitur rhyme over it.

  Strong Bad: Bran muffin!
  Come on, you stupid bran muffin!
  Try harder to be a bran muffin!

• Inverted with Tobuscus's Safety Torch, which is intended to wake poor Tim-Tim out of a dead sleep and freak him out so he'll buy Toby's cockamaime security system (a torch to keep monsters away and a pail of water for when the torch sets the house alight).

• Animaniacs: One sketch has the Warners as the Three Musketeers vowing to protect the King of France from a mysterious figure called "The Viper". In one scene they sing the King a soothing lullaby... with lyrics about "a big monster-man" coming for him, which does little to calm the King's nerves.
• In Arthur, the first album contains a song (not from the show) in which D.W. sings a death metal-type song called "Go to Sleep" to her one-year-old sister Kate. It demands she fall asleep already and stop crying, and Kate actually does fall asleep.
• In the Fanboy and Chum Chum episode "Crib Notes", Kyle turns himself into a baby as part of a spell and needs to fall asleep in a magic crib in order for the spell to work, with the titular duo at one point trying to rock him to sleep... which they think means playing loud rock music for him.
• The Little Mermaid: Subverted with "Evil Lullaby", which is sung by Evil Manta to his son, Little Evil. The song is about Manta telling his son to dream about torturing sea creatures, in hopes that Little will grow up to be just as evil as his father. Since Manta is a Card-Carrying Villain who runs on Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad, this actually succeeds in making Little fall asleep.
• In the Looney Tunes short "From Hare To Heir", Yosemite Sam is kept awake by Bugs Bunny playing the piano. Since he stands to lose an inheritance if he loses his temper, Sam regains his composure and asks Bugs to play him Brahms' Lullaby to lull him to sleep. Bugs plays it — very loudly, on a bass drum with cymbals.
• In the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Stare Master", Sweetie Belle sings such a lullaby. It's soft and gentle when Fluttershy sings it, but Sweetie sings it at the top of her lungs with inexplicable gospel music accompaniment.
• Pete the Cat has "This Song Is Not a Lullaby," which starts as a gentle lullaby tune for about halfway, before becoming a rock song.
• The Ren & Stimpy Show episode "Insomniac Ren" has Stimpy at one point try to help Ren sleep by singing him a lullaby. Stimpy's lullaby is just an extremely loud amalgam of scatting, "Rock-a-Bye Baby", "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Hey Diddle Diddle". Hilariously enough, Ren is actually moved by Stimpy's lullaby in spite of its failure to get him to sleep.
• In the Sonic Boom episode, "Three Men and My Baby!", Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles volunteer to babysit Chumley, the infant son of Lady Walrus, after Lady Walrus gets injured from an accident they caused. At one point, the trio have difficulty getting Chumley to fall asleep. Tails suggests that Sonic sing him a lullaby, so an irritated Sonic sings, "Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop, whatever we do, this kid just won't stop" real fast. Unsurprisingly, Chumley doesn't fall asleep. Knuckles then suggests they put on more of a show, so the trio dress as their Dude-itude band and sing a rock lullaby. Unfortunately, this still doesn't succeed in getting Chumley to fall asleep.
• In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "InSPONGEiac", SpongeBob is trying to fall asleep so he can be fully rested for a day of work at the Krusty Krab. When he can't fall asleep by himself, he goes to Patrick, who sings him a lullaby from his childhood. The lullaby is called "Get Up, Be Active!", which is all about being active instead of lying down, and gradually gets louder and faster. Unsurprisingly, SpongeBob doesn't fall asleep.
• One of the songs in the Uncle Grandpa short "Uncle Grandpa Sings the Classics Vol. 82" is one of these. A gospel number entitled "Frankenstein Is Trying To Sleep", which woke Frankenstein up and made him smash the stand the chorus of Uncle Grandpas were singing on.